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http://gizmodo.com/good-god-someones-selling-a-99-pack-of-beers-1626890533Because everything is bigger in Texas, an Austin brewery has made a 99 pack of beers for 99 bucks. Ninety-nine beers, in one case. God bless America. In each massive case�you'll need two, possibly three people to carry the whole thing�you will find 99 cans of Austin Beerworks' Anytime Ale. But getting one of these two by four-sized packs is a little bit more complicated; you have to follow Austin Beerworks on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram for all the nitty gritty (and likely worth it) details on how to buy this excessive beer log. Austin Beerworks says details on purchasing will be going out later this week, with shipments starting on Thursday. Even if you have no intention on buying a 99 pack, you have to be in awe of this feat of engineering. You could do the limbo under one of these things. ![[Linked Image]](http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--cFy-5zW---/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/azfeiyd7oxcytgcomxzv.png)
"To compel a man to furnish funds for the propagation of ideas he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical." -- Thomas Jefferson
We are all Rhodesians now.
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Sing-a-long ~ ~ ~
'Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall !
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and can you take it out put it in the car please. Cheers NC.
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About the third good thing to come out of Tejas . . . presuming the beer is drinkable.
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I hope it's bottles, wouldn't be half as fun otherwise.
Something clever here.
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Campfire Kahuna
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We need two of those for the Tn mafia dove hunt 2014
Eyeball , hook it up
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 Cool  3 x keystone 30 packs is a hell of a lot cheaper though.
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Cool 3 x keystone 30 packs is a hell of a lot cheaper though. ....and double the headaches at absolutely no charge!
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You need about one a day to make living there tolerable.
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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Compared to no beer, it is.
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Only Texans would make a pack of beer that doesn't fit into a cooler easily. Texas - where having a cooler for beer is pretty important.
Me
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My Dad just has the truck drop off a pallet.....
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I just make it myself - no taxes, no deposit.
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Tax sucks, but the deposits go into the bags that get left with the beer....
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Just hope the potheads in the legalized areas don't catch this one. I think any of us would much rather be on the highway with someone who just downed 99 beers instead of someone who just smoked 99 joints. Or have to fight them for that matter.
"My message to my troops is if you see anybody carrying a gun on the streets of Milwaukee, we'll put them on the ground, take the gun away and then decide whether you have a right to carry it." - Milwaukee Police Chief Ed Flynn
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I think any of us would much rather be on the highway with someone who just downed 99 beers instead of someone who just smoked 99 joints. I'd like to see the man who can consume 9.28 gallons of beer and remain conscious, let alone drive.
"To compel a man to furnish funds for the propagation of ideas he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical." -- Thomas Jefferson
We are all Rhodesians now.
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Only Texans would make a pack of beer that doesn't fit into a cooler easily. Texas - where having a cooler for beer is pretty important. You just have to be smart enough to take the cans out of the box 
Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.
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Or build a walk-in cooler.
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