Home Forums Miscellaneous Topics Movie, Book, and Music Review Terrible movie, Noah.

2 words, Bad and Bad.

Don't even want to talk about it.

One of the all time most horrible films ever produced.

Bad. Awful. Horrid.




Travis

You had to up me with 3 adjectives didn't ya,

Show off.

I was in awe of its terribleness.



Travis

I don't plan on seeing it, but was it bad because it had nothing to do with the Noah story or just because it was a bad movie?

the special effects were good, everything else just sucked....

I've seen worse, but I've also have seen a LOT better.

There is enough sex, violence, adultery, murder, war and genocide in the Old Testament to satisfy any dramatic plot, so what gets me is why they thought they had to add some magical rock monsters. Like, wtf dude....?

I don't mind taking a few liberties with the story in the interest of entertainment. Ya wanna throw in a rock monster? Sure. Have at it. Want your dad to be some kind of fuggin' wizard? Ummm...ok. I'll roll with it.

But it gets much worse from there. Just an abysmal movie.



Travis

I thought the Rock Monsters were an overrun from the last Transformers Movie, No other explanation to it.

Apparently Gunpowder was invented just a skoosh before the Chinese decided to Capitalize on it,

Cain, who was about to rule the world, yet too stupid to spring a surprise attack on Noah with success,

Those were the highlights, it only got worse.

And I still don't want to talk about it, ever.

Want my Money back.

Descendant of Cain. Not Cain.

Loved the stowaway "twist."

Wow.



Travis

Wish I had seen this post before I spent my money on it last night. It was so bad I was fast forwarding it. Only reason I kept watching was to see if Shem picked up a chick somewhere. Stupidly bad movie