In church last Sunday, I heard a sweet elderly lady nearby saying a prayer. It was so innocent and sincere that I just had to share it with you:



"Dear Lord, The last year has been very tough. You have taken my favorite actor - James Garner; my favorite actress - Lauren Bacall; my favorite comedian - Robin Williams; and finally, my favorite author - Tom Clancy. I just wanted you to know that my favorite politicians are - Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and Hillary Clinton. Amen."


"......ain't many troubles that a man cain't fix
With seven hundred dollars and a thirty ought six."