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doo doo doo lookin' out my back door.










Best,

GWB

back at ya'



but you're too slowwwwwwwwwwwww.


JAFO,

GWB

Two Mexicans are stranded in the desert, on their last leg, about to die of thirst. They stumble on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or something, they suddenly spy through the heat haze a tree off in the distance.

As they get closer, they can see that the tree is draped with strip after strip of bacon. There's smoked bacon, crispy bacon, life-giving juicy nearly- raw bacon, all sorts.

"Hey, Pepe" says the first hombre. "ees a bacon tree!!! We're saved!!!"

"You're right, amigo!" says Pepe.

So Pepe goes on ahead and runs up to the tree salivating at the prospect of food. But as he gets to within five feet of the tree there's the sound of machine gun fire, and he is shot down in a hail of bullets.

His friend quickly drops down on the sand, and calls across to the dying Pepe. "Pepe!! Pepe!! Que pasa hombre?"

With his dying breath Pepe calls out.... "Ugh, run,amigo, run!! ees not a Bacon Tree"...

"ees... a.... Hambush"




hint!!!


Best,

GWB

Shutter speed?

canon T2i
canon EF 100-400 1:4.5-5.6 L IS lens

Top to bottom

1 1600 ISO, F/5.6, 1/2000th sec shutter

2 2000 ISO, F/5.6, 1/2000th sec shutter

3 1600 ISO, F/16, 1/160th sec shutter

GWB

Lmao!!