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I don't make jokes - I watch congress, and report the results.
Mark Twain
I've always been a curmudgeon - now I'm an old curmudgeon.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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2003:
D Rumsfeld
"Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns - the ones we don't know we don't know."
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OK - this one is from years back, from wolf control controversy here in Alaska.
Not only was it hilarious, but true. And my all time favorite.
"We can't just let Nature run wild!" Wally Hickle, Governor.
The only true cost of having a dog is its death.
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I don't make jokes - I watch congress, and report the results.
Mark Twain Some of you guys are cheating. Using quotes that are not from this year. For shame.
Leo of the Land of Dyr
NRA FOR LIFE
I MISS SARAH
“In Trump We Trust.” Right????
SOMEBODY please tell TRH that Netanyahu NEVER said "Once we squeeze all we can out of the United States, it can dry up and blow away."
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"The president thinks people are depressed because they don�t understand how good the economy is. Actually right now they are depressed because he is president."
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--- CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE --- A Magic Time To Be An Illegal In America---
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"The president thinks people are depressed because they don�t understand how good the economy is. Actually right now they are depressed because he is president."
Peggy Noonan I post this not because it is Palin, but because I find it very Pithy... "We can survive the Error of Obama; it�s almost over, and we can survive this President. The question is, can we survive the people who voted for him a second time?" Sarah Palin just last week...
Leo of the Land of Dyr
NRA FOR LIFE
I MISS SARAH
“In Trump We Trust.” Right????
SOMEBODY please tell TRH that Netanyahu NEVER said "Once we squeeze all we can out of the United States, it can dry up and blow away."
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"I've spent the past month in Washington D.C., and it is terrific to be back in America."
� Cruz during a rally in his home state of Texas
The only thing worse than a liberal is a liberal that thinks they're a conservative.
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Total abstinence is so excellent a thing that it cannot be carried to too great an extent. In my passion for it I even carry it so far as to totally abstain from total abstinence itself. -Twain Moderation in all things; including moderation.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
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American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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OK - this one is from years back, from wolf control ungulate enhancement controversy here in Alaska.
Not only was it hilarious, but true. And my all time favorite.
"We can't just let Nature run wild!" Wally Hickle, Governor. 
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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There is a lot of people in this country i would like to strap to the missiles and bombs before we drop them on the Muslims in their country. Kill two birds with one stone as they say .
A Doe walks out of the woods today and says, that is the last time I'm going to do that for Two Bucks.
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"What does it matter now?" I think it's "What difference does it make now?" I want you to ignore the fact that they died from my and Tyrant Obama the Liar's incompetence and betrayal.
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I don't make jokes - I watch congress, and report the results.
Mark Twain Some of you guys are cheating. Using quotes that are not from this year. For shame. Saw it quoted just last week! hehehe
I've always been a curmudgeon - now I'm an old curmudgeon.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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"and when you kill the last one you go kill his pet goat."
There are no problems that cannot be resolved by the suitable application of high explosive.
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In 2006, John Kerry said �You know education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well, and if you don�t you get stuck in Iraq.� Now Kerry�s . . . stuck in Iraq. So, you know, you might want to be careful. . . . From today's Instapundit.
Be not weary in well doing.
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Now it's my turn to apologize for wasting your time, Amigo.
Didn't know that you wanted a clunker.
I don't own clunkers.
Sorry!
Pithy don't quite cover it though.
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I'm a big fan of the courtesy flush.
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"Hold my beer and watch this!"
I think that's a perennial.....
The only true cost of having a dog is its death.
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"Hold my beer and watch this!"
I think that's a perennial..... I've witnessed the after effects of that statement. Darn near folded a Ford truck in half and not an ounce of beer spilt.
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I'm a big fan of the courtesy flush.
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Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
Marion Barry - USA Today (24 March 1989)
Done in Convention by the Unanimous Consent of the States present the Seventeenth Day of September in the Year of our Lord one thousand seven hundred and Eighty seven.
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The good Dr Howell quietly pointed out to me, that I did not attribute the quote properly.
I should have (correctly) attributed that quote to Will Rogers.
Thank you my friend.
I've always been a curmudgeon - now I'm an old curmudgeon.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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