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Canada would work, or northern MT. Thinking hot Scandinavian chicks....
Wonder if there really is any on that farmersonly website?
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Has to be.
Iowa is full of stupid, blonde Scandinavian farmer's daughters, and this is but one state full of them......
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Mostly mongrels here(myself included).
Aviators would also be a given?
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I pretty much think all you have to do is become a member and post cock pics...or have pics of yourself in a Steiger cultivating, nekkid of course.
Word to the wise is that they might gain anywhere from 60-300 pounds depending on after cock diet....curds and whey being primary culprits.....
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Exactly, never let a woman get too 'comfortable'....
Flave told me it's all about mind games on NCIS Havre.....
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When they thrive on day old doughnuts, spitting pubes apparently isn't a big deal....YMMV/DFTFT....
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Campfire 'Bwana
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I could go for a doughnut right now actually.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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They would all drink cheap beer.
Shrapnel would carry an 1874 Sharps and 1851 Navy Colt revolvers along with a genuine Sheffield Bowie while wearing plaid Pendleton shirts and Wranglers.
Travis would carry a Mickey Coleman custom 6.5x.284 and Glock .40's in a double pistol rig with Glock 42's in a pair of ankle holsters and a Chris Reeve tanto and three Benchmade automatic knives clipped to the cargo pockets of his 5.11's. His shirts are all UnderArmor.
They ride in various Toyota Tundras and Ford F-350's.
The plot of the pilot episode would be the investigation into the slaughter of the local Judge's pet sheep in a sleazy motel next to a country & western bar.
A redheaded stranger (female) would be the mystery witness to the crime. A few witnesses report seeing a tall older man wearing a leopard print thong running through the alley and several fired .270 Winchester cases were found on the ground just outside of the door to the motel room along with an empty bottle of 15 year old single malt Scotch.
A pot of chili WITH beans was simmering on the hot plate in the motel room and there were four different brands of Cuban cigar butts in the ashtray on the nightstand.
The Judge is nowhere to be found.
Ed Now there is the crime.
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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Picturing a recurring sight gag where every time flave opens the truck door, a loose firearm, dead critter, rubber fist, falls out to clatter on the ground.
That, and recurring findings of dead hookers in trunks.
Golldammed motion detector lights. A guy can’t even piss off his porch in peace any more.
"Look, I want to help the helpless. It's the clueless I don't give a [bleep] about." - Dennis Miller on obamacare.
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Picturing a recurring sight gag where every time flave opens the truck door, a loose firearm, dead critter, rubber fist, falls out to clatter on the ground.
That, and recurring findings of dead hookers in trunks. This is not fiction...
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Correct. That is actually pretty close to reality.
Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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hoping that rubber fist isn't mounted to a sawzall.
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Since NCIS stands for NAVAL crime invest... how exactly are you gonna work sailors & marines into a Montana plot? 
"...the designer of the .270 Ingwe cartridge!..."
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Campfire Kahuna
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I found a badass patrol vehicle for heavy work. Even has a rear mount winch. It only has 200000385837484 miles on it. ![[Linked Image]](http://i363.photobucket.com/albums/oo80/southeastwhitetails/woods/AA16C5B4-8BA0-4EAE-9EC5-99F5F0C90E91_zps2srzgxyh.jpg)
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Since NCIS stands for NAVAL crime invest... how exactly are you gonna work sailors & marines into a Montana plot? Actually its Nav el. Everyone has a belly button. Those that don't are aliens and that's where most the gunfire comes into play.
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This is starting to sound like that UBER Chitty show Fargo but should be much funnier and UBER-ER
The deer hunter does not notice the mountains
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto
There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...
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One of the episodes must include the theft of "gold coins".
Wrasslin between Gruff and Shrapnel a must.
Crazed Fluoride ingesting pick up drivers running the high line, whilst trying to pawn off over priced guns for sex.
The possibilities are endless.
Clyde
The liberal mind is an endless black hole of stupidity.
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...definitely not a Texan." - deflave
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