and had been watching a geeky looking guy with women hanging all over her. He watched for about an hour and then asked the bartender, "What's that guy's secret? I can't get a woman to give me a second look and that dweeb has them hanging on him like ticks."
"Beats me,' the bartender replied, 'I can't figure it out myself."
"He must have a great pickup line that he uses. I would give anything to know what it was", replied the customer.
"Naw,' said the bartender, 'he hasn't said anything much that I can see. All he does is sit there and lick his eyebrows."
