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http://www.nationalreview.com/article/390606/putting-o-ebola-jonah-goldbergThis will be the single greatest �news�letter of all time. It will make you laugh. It will make you cry. Pathos, logos, and ethos will leap into the San Diego Zoo bear pit of your mind and shout �Bear Fight!� When it is over, you will feel like you kissed your long-lost love both goodbye and hello at a Paris train station. You�ll be rested, as if you just woke from a nap by a waterfall using a panda bear�s belly as a pillow. While it�s not true we only use 10 percent of our brains, you will feel like that had been the case up until now. You�ll be able to cook twelve-minute brownies in seven minutes. You will never have to eat kale again. This will make total sense to you. Suddenly, whether asked to train cats to use a human toilet or use a semicolon correctly, you�ll say, �Of course, a child could do it.�
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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�I think that I�m a better speechwriter than my speechwriters,� Mr. Obama told Patrick Gaspard, his political director, at the start of the 2008 campaign, according to The New Yorker. �I know more about policies on any particular issue than my policy directors. And I�ll tell you right now that I�m going to think I�m a better political director than my political director.�
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“In Trump We Trust.” Right????
SOMEBODY please tell TRH that Netanyahu NEVER said "Once we squeeze all we can out of the United States, it can dry up and blow away."
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My apologies to those of you who took me at my word that this would be the greatest �news�letter of all time. Alas, it comes nowhere close to such greats as Bud Gretnick�s �Guide to Home-Curing Kosher Bacon,� never mind the legendary Saul Leibowitz�s �10 Things to Do When You Get Your Junk Stuck in a Toaster� or Sarah Millman�s �Why �Gay as a Frenchhorn� Isn�t a Homophobic Phrase.� And from one of the linked articles, "Google Translate for the Win!" ![[Linked Image]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BzqO66vCIAAaFNP.jpg)
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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�I think that I�m a better speechwriter than my speechwriters,� Mr. Obama told Patrick Gaspard, his political director, at the start of the 2008 campaign, according to The New Yorker. �I know more about policies on any particular issue than my policy directors. And I�ll tell you right now that I�m going to think I�m a better political director than my political director.� No really, he's not a narcissist! He's a black man.........
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
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He is the worst POS we had that hates America.
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I think Goldberg could have said all of that in 5 words. Or less. 
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what makes people successful in business is to underpromise and overdeliver
just the opposite of what happens in government
have you paid your dues, can you moan the blues, can you bend them guitar strings
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"...sacrifice a bull to Crom..." "...cancellation of Firefly..." "...The margin for error in government, when it�s extremely well-run, is enormous. When a government is as huge, dissolute, and distracted by a 10,000-headed hydra of �priorities� as it is today, that margin of error is no longer even a margin of error, it is a function of government itself...." Yep, I like the guy 
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"...The margin for error in government, when it�s extremely well-run, is enormous. When a government is as huge, dissolute, and distracted by a 10,000-headed hydra of �priorities� as it is today, that margin of error is no longer even a margin of error, it is a function of government itself...." That one grabbed me too. Bump for fun ! GTC
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-- “Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”- Mark Twain
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I'm glad someone finally flashed on the humor of this thing. The deeper message, while not lost on me, was nonetheless buried in endless mirth. I mean really, I always wondered what to do when my junk got caught in the toaster.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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