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At least those two dumb ass liberals won't be breeding for a while wink

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That site must be like the Onion of something?
Looks like a lot of bullchit.

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At some point people are going to stop linking to that site..


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Originally Posted by chlinstructor
At least those two dumb ass liberals won't be breeding for a while wink


Yeah, and they drove a Prius.

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I've fished all my life and I'm not buying that story.


Does sound kind of Fishy grin


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WTH strips down to their boxer shorts and jumps in the water to save a hook and salvage an evening? There's NOTHING in my tackle box that would convince me to do so. Especially, a hook!! Dumbazzz may have gouged his penis trying to cut the line. That I might believe. But to save a rusty hook. It's a BS story!!

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She threw her pole down in a huff, demanding to leave, and in an attempt to salvage the evening, I went in after the hook. I now wish I had thought to reel in my own line,� said Ruhle. �After stripping down to my boxer shorts, I waded over to where the line was tangled. I didn�t notice that my line had drifted closer, and my hook was resting on the crotch of my shorts.�

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Originally Posted by speedsixman
That site must be like the Onion of something?
Looks like a lot of bullchit.

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Bingo. Its fun though...


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Originally Posted by byc
WTH strips down to their boxer shorts and jumps in the water to save a hook and salvage an evening? There's NOTHING in my tackle box that would convince me to do so. Especially, a hook!! It's a BS story!!

Buwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa

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She threw her pole down in a huff, demanding to leave, and in an attempt to salvage the evening, I went in after the hook. I now wish I had thought to reel in my own line,� said Ruhle. �After stripping down to my boxer shorts, I waded over to where the line was tangled. I didn�t notice that my line had drifted closer, and my hook was resting on the crotch of my shorts.�


I was thinking the same damn thing, David! That's when I pull out a knife and cut my line. Screw wading in to save a hook! Hooks are cheap!


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WTH strips down to their boxer shorts and jumps in the water to save a hook and salvage an evening? There's NOTHING in my tackle box that would convince me to do so. Especially, a hook!! It's a BS story!!

Buwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa

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She threw her pole down in a huff, demanding to leave, and in an attempt to salvage the evening, I went in after the hook. I now wish I had thought to reel in my own line,� said Ruhle. �After stripping down to my boxer shorts, I waded over to where the line was tangled. I didn�t notice that my line had drifted closer, and my hook was resting on the crotch of my shorts.�


I was thinking the same damn thing, David! That's when I pull out a knife and cut my line. Screw wading in to save a hook! Hooks are cheap!


I dunno... I've gone wading before, to save my last chrome blue Rat-L-N-Rap when bass fishing in Mexico before... laugh


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Yea, but not for a damn hook, though!


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well now you know better 'cos you'll lose your cock!!! laugh

Would have been a better story if her last name was Bobbit.


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I hear they going hunting together after he heals up.... laugh


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Now we know the reason for cold water shrinkage - Mother Nature's defense mechanism.

(And no, I don't buy the story. But then again there are some real idiots loose out there, Obama did get re-elected.)


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Ouch... I'm pretty sure I could remove a hook without severing the head of my dilly wanger. My God its a horrable thought. A hook in the hand hurt like hell I'd be willing to bet a hook in the pecker well, darmit!!!


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There is no way in hell that i would go wading in the water in South Louisiana to free a hook, or anything else. i would have broke the babe's line and let her sit there while I caught fish if she wanted to sulk. Too much stuff in the water down here that I would not want to go swimming with, starting with alligators.

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