While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who�s hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama.
The old rancher said, �Well, ya know, Obama is a �Post Turtle.�
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a �post turtle� was.
The old rancher said, �When you�re driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that�s a �post turtle�.�
The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor�s face so he continued to explain. �You know he didn�t get up there by himself, he doesn�t belong up there, and he doesn�t know what to do while he�s up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with and how will he ever get down.�
