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A man walks into a bar with a crocodile... #9521163 01/17/15 Joined: Jun 2001 Posts: 8,649 Sweden jpb OP Campfire Outfitter OP jpb Campfire Outfitter Joined: Jun 2001 Posts: 8,649 Sweden A man walks into a bar with a crocodile and says "I'm going to put my penis and testicles into this crocodile's mouth and after 30 seconds I'll take them out and you can all buy me a drink for being able to watch this amazing feat." So the guy puts his privates in the crocodile's mouth for 30 seconds, then he picks up a nearby whisky bottle, pours whisky on the crocodile and lights it. The croc opens its mouth to scream in pain, and the guy takes his genitals out, and takes a bow then stuffs his junk away again. As he enjoys his drinks he says "I'll buy anyone here 10 drinks if they do it." The bar goes quiet. Then a little old lady says "I'll try but you must promise not to set me on fire." John

Re: A man walks into a bar with a crocodile... jpb #9522546 01/17/15 Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 2,483 PaleRider Campfire Regular PaleRider Campfire Regular Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 2,483

Re: A man walks into a bar with a crocodile... PaleRider #9538280 01/22/15 Joined: Nov 2009 Posts: 2,099 TENNESSEE M moore Campfire Regular moore Campfire Regular M Joined: Nov 2009 Posts: 2,099 TENNESSEE Lol You can shear a sheep many times.But you can only skin him once!