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Frozen Windows


Wife texts husband on a cold winter�s morning:

"Window's frozen, won't open."

Husband texts back:
"Gently pour some lukewarm water over it."


Wife texts back 5 minutes later:
"Computer really f++ked up now.�


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I used to run with the hare. Now I'm envious of the tortoise and I do my own stunts but rarely intentionally
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