I saw him at The Dunes in Las Vegas before he got killed. He was funny, but dude...I thought a lightning bolt from above was gonna zap him at any minute because of some of the stuff he was sayin'...or screamin'...!
I had the pleasure of watching Fireproof last night. Hands down one of the best comedies I have ever seen.
The story's epicenter is a borderline cuckold that married a kchunt. The kchunt hates him because he works hard and saves money so he can buy the things he enjoys. She also hates him because he looks at porn on occasion and rubs one out. Which, makes sense, since the kchunt he is married to is chasing down a different cock when she goes to work each day.
Anyway, he "discovers" that he needs Jesus to save his marriage, even though the kchunt has not discovered Jesus. He gets stomped on like a pussy for the duration of the film until his kchunt wife finally stops and asks why he is being such a pussy all the time.
He explains he found Jesus and she finds Jesus too. And they (apparently) stay married.
I have no doubt this film would help save really bad marriages that involve kchunts and cuckolds.
You're marriage is akin to an airplane. You put it on auto pilot and stepped out of the cockpit. The plane has run out of fuel and like it or not, the plane is coming down.
You have a choice, either get your azz back in the cockpit and grab the controls to do your best for a controlled but rough landing, or keep your hands off the controls and let it auger in on it's own.
You're marriage is akin to an airplane. You put it on auto pilot and stepped out of the cockpit. The plane has run out of fuel and like it or not, the plane is coming down.
You have a choice, either get your azz back in the cockpit and grab the controls to do your best for a controlled but rough landing, or keep your hands off the controls and let it auger in on it's own.
Don't forget to survey the other flight attendants before making a decision.
Travis
Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
I still want this one. I want to kiss my kids goodnight and see them in the morning before school.I cant imagine a 50/50 split in time with my kids. Did I mention that they are just 13, 12, 9 and 6 years old, the ages that I cant miss out on. I dont know if I have what it takes to even go look for another woman. Right now when I look at a woman , its like that booze that got u so sick---- you dont want to look at it or even smell it, let alone drink it.
That video makes me think two things... one, it's a damn shame Brian Jones didn't stick with the Stones; and two, Keith Richards has GOT to be dead fifteen times over...
"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars
[quote=birddog65]Snow storm cancelled the marriage counselor. I have been working a lot the last couple of days. Its now a weird situation, one day she acts like nothing even happened, the next day---- I'm smothering her? I am very confused. /quote]
No, you are sofa king stupid.
Yup.
Get a lawyer. I'm amazed nobody told birddog65 to get a lawyer yet. Just amazed.
"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars
Doc its daunting for him right now, wife is running a muck,4 kids,gigantic hit to the wallet...but the ostrich approach never works, the sooner he gets his reality check the sooner the process will begin for healing Good things and a better life are ahead but he can't see that far ahead right now. He doesn't know what to do with his lemons right now, the sooner he figures out he needs to squeeze um and add sugar the better off he'll be
RWE... how ANYbody could think of Keith Richards while that twerking video is playing is beyond me...
Dan, I know the poor guy is baffled, dazed, and confused, but two things are abundantly clear, based on this thread: one,the 24HCF is NOT the place to air your dirty laundry; and two, when ANYbody tells you you need a lawyer, even on the 24HCF, you prolly should go talk to a lawyer.
"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars
