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wasn't there a porn star who could tie a knot with his gutshotbuck? John Wad or Long Dong. Can't remember.
Proud to be a true Sandlapper!!
Go Nats!!!!
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i had a woman at work one day ask me to open my hand wide open, and then measure between the tip of my little finger to the tip of my thumb. spread out. What? She said that would tell you how long your pecker was.
Now how many will admit to doing the above? That must royally suck if one has "wee digits". I got wide palms....
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Campfire 'Bwana
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She said give me 12" and make me bleed,,, so I screwed her twice and hit her in the nose. too funny...........
T R U M P W O N !
U L T R A M A G A !
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i had a woman at work one day ask me to open my hand wide open, and then measure between the tip of my little finger to the tip of my thumb. spread out. What? She said that would tell you how long your pecker was.
Now how many will admit to doing the above? That must royally suck if one has "wee digits". I got wide palms.... Yeah, we see that... ![[Linked Image]](http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/37200000/Tyrion-Lannister-tyrion-lannister-37249035-2201-3307.jpg)
America needs to understand that our troops are not 'disposable'. Each represents a family; Fathers, Mothers, Sons, Daughters, Cousins, Uncles, Aunts... Our Citizens are our most valuable treasure; we waste far too many.
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ever notice how much piss is on the floor all around urinals? WTH is with men pissing all over their feet?? One would think women used them.
Pisses me off. But better to be pissed off than pissed on. Those with short bats should step close to the plate.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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I should be making movies!!  BTW -- What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide with a big head on it that every woman craves? $100 bill
Camp is where you make it.
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Five hours and nobody got my last post. I'm disappointed, guys.
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
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Last edited by Czech_Made; 03/04/15.
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts the moment you get up and doesn't stop untill you get into the office.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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I should be making movies!! BTW -- What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide with a big head on it that every woman craves? $100 bill DING!
Proud to be a true Sandlapper!!
Go Nats!!!!
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Campfire Ranger
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Why?
Women can pass a bowing ball. Whoever thinks they pack a tool that can put a dent in even the tiniest vagina is à fool.
I saw this chick in mexico once...
TRUMP- GABBARD 2024
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i had a woman at work one day ask me to open my hand wide open, and then measure between the tip of my little finger to the tip of my thumb. spread out. What? She said that would tell you how long your pecker was.
Now how many will admit to doing the above? I wish mine was that big. It sure is skinny, but at least it's short....
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Why no Texans in that study? They were measuring penises, not azzholes.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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"Survey". That sounds like an appropriate description for measuring mine.
Islam is a terrorist organization.
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I heard an 'ole timer' once call his buddy from North Dakota a 'stringer'! I asked him what he meant and his reply was that all the guys from up that way in winter time have to tie a string around their whacker to find it!! 
Even birds know not to land downwind!
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She said give me 12" and make me bleed,,, so I screwed her twice and hit her in the nose. too funny........... I got it wrong, it should have been make it hurt, not make me bleed. But you got the jest of it anyways.
Eating fried chicken and watermelon since 1972.
You tell me how I ought to be, yet you don't even know your own sexuality,, the philosopher,,, you know so much about nothing at all. Chuck Schuldiner
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Why?
Women can pass a bowing ball. Whoever thinks they pack a tool that can put a dent in even the tiniest vagina is à fool.
I saw this chick in mexico once... Maybe but maybe not all the time. An old college classmate of mine in Charleston who was all of 5'8" and 150 packed a legendary jaboa. Before his high school sweetheart would marry him he had to pay for vagina enlargement surgery. She loved him but could not handle the snake. Cost him 20 grand but well worth it 'cos she was drop dead gorgeous. They're still married with 4 healthy kids. BTW I saw that same Messican chick!
Proud to be a true Sandlapper!!
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Campfire Oracle
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Why?
Women can pass a bowing ball. Whoever thinks they pack a tool that can put a dent in even the tiniest vagina is à fool.
I saw this chick in mexico once... Maybe but maybe not all the time. An old college classmate of mine in Charleston who was all of 5'8" and 150 packed a legendary jaboa. Before his high school sweetheart would marry him he had to pay for vagina enlargement surgery. She loved him but could not handle the snake. Cost him 20 grand but well worth it 'cos she was drop dead gorgeous. We divorced, but she was a nice girl.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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Proud to be a true Sandlapper!!
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Campfire Oracle
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I didn't always hit bottom, but I got all the sides!
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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You guys laugh, but it ain't that funny when you hurt all of them.
The only thing worse than a liberal is a liberal that thinks they're a conservative.
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