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Campfire 'Bwana
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I always thought "dick measuring contest" was just a figure of speech?
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Campfire Oracle
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LOL. "Contest" would imply that there is some competition.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
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A young, unwed secretary from New York City decided for her annual vacation she was determined to go to Texas and have a real cowboy make love to her, to satisfy this recurring fantasy she had. When she returned to work her best girlfriend asked her how it went, did she fulfill her fantasy? She said, "No. I chickened out when I saw the size of the condoms all those cowboys was carrying in their back pockets!"
Nifty-250
"If you don't know where you're going, you may wind up somewhere else". Yogi Berra
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
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Why do cowboys have 2" balls?
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
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I don't know, but now Rocky has stopped trying to measure his fist and is trying to figure out how to measure his balls. (LOL)
Nifty-250
"If you don't know where you're going, you may wind up somewhere else". Yogi Berra
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Campfire Outfitter
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just the normal 10-12" guy here
FJB
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One time, long ago, I was at a bar, and I can't remember just how it came up, but I told this gal "Mine ain't very big around, but it's short." She got to laughing and went home with me to see. Came back several more times too. miles
Look out for number 1, don't step in number 2.
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Campfire Outfitter
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Why do cowboys have 2" balls? To tow their trailers.
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I've got a nice personality.....
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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all this worry over something you are dealt...
Mine goes bang just fine. Thats about all I'm worried about.
We can keep Larry Root and all his idiotic blabber and user names on here, but we can't get Ralph back..... Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over....
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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Feel the Bern in your wallet.
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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A gal once asked me "who do you think you're going to please with that thing".
I said,,, "me bitch".
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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all the hype, yet 223AI is considered big enough for about anything LOL
We can keep Larry Root and all his idiotic blabber and user names on here, but we can't get Ralph back..... Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over....
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Trust me , when your 5'6" tall and 140 pounds, anything bigger than 6" looks huge.
TRUMP- GABBARD 2024
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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The last girl i screwed said who do you think you going to please with that little thing and i answered, ME
A Doe walks out of the woods today and says, that is the last time I'm going to do that for Two Bucks.
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
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Why do cowboys have 2" balls? To tow their trailers. ding! Mine is 2-5/16!
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
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Campfire Ranger
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Trust me , when your 5'6" tall and 140 pounds, anything bigger than 6" looks huge. Did you run away?
The deer hunter does not notice the mountains
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto
There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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I've thought about having mine surveyed, but I think that those spikes on the end of the transit tripod would hurt.
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Not as much as you'd think, but those hobnailed boots the engineers wear can be a bit rough.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Good to know - I also would be wary of lineman's hooks.
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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