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I always thought "dick measuring contest" was just a figure of speech?



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LOL.
"Contest" would imply that there is some competition. whistle


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A young, unwed secretary from New York City decided for her annual vacation she was determined to go to Texas and have a real cowboy make love to her, to satisfy this recurring fantasy she had.

When she returned to work her best girlfriend asked her how it went, did she fulfill her fantasy?

She said, "No. I chickened out when I saw the size of the condoms all those cowboys was carrying in their back pockets!"

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Why do cowboys have 2" balls?


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I don't know, but now Rocky has stopped trying to measure his fist and is trying to figure out how to measure his balls. (LOL)


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just the normal 10-12" guy here


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One time, long ago, I was at a bar, and I can't remember just how it came up, but I told this gal "Mine ain't very big around, but it's short." She got to laughing and went home with me to see. Came back several more times too. miles


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Originally Posted by ironbender
Why do cowboys have 2" balls?

To tow their trailers.

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I've got a nice personality.....

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all this worry over something you are dealt...

Mine goes bang just fine. Thats about all I'm worried about.


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A gal once asked me "who do you think you're going to please with that thing".

I said,,, "me bitch".

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all the hype, yet 223AI is considered big enough for about anything LOL


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Trust me , when your 5'6" tall and 140 pounds, anything bigger than 6" looks huge.


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The last girl i screwed said who do you think you going to please with that little thing and i answered, ME


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Originally Posted by Whttail_in_MT
Originally Posted by ironbender
Why do cowboys have 2" balls?

To tow their trailers.

ding!

Mine is 2-5/16!


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Originally Posted by ringworm
Trust me , when your 5'6" tall and 140 pounds, anything bigger than 6" looks huge.


Did you run away?

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I've thought about having mine surveyed, but I think that those spikes on the end of the transit tripod would hurt.


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Not as much as you'd think, but those hobnailed boots the engineers wear can be a bit rough.


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Good to know - I also would be wary of lineman's hooks.


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