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I feel like I'm hung with my 5 1/2" . . .
What's the average penis size? The results are in, and they show it takes less to be well-endowed than you might think.
The average length of an erect penis is 5.16 inches (13.12 centimeters) and the average circumference is 4.59 inches (11.66 centimeters), according to a new analysis of penis length studies involving more than 15,000 men around the world. As for a flaccid penis, the average length is 3.61 inches (9.16 centimeters) and the average circumference is 3.66 inches (9.31 centimeters).
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The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants.
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Why no Texans in that study?
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Figured this was gonna be a thread on Sherp and OKOK
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Measure from the backside of the taint... it'll impress her...
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Must have been a legal survey among elite lawyers
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Bending that aluminum was just a little too much for ya ?
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It's Damn good that "I'm cute hopping on and off"
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She said give me 12" and make me bleed,,, so I screwed her twice and hit her in the nose.
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Bending that aluminum was just a little too much for ya ?
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Why no Texans in that study? Because they wanted to keep the survey in the positive numbers for results.
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i'm thinkin someone is a little too much into dick
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Why no Texans in that study? Because they didn't want the study skewed demonstrably to the small side. Likewise they didn't include Alaskans as it would have skewed it in the opposite direction.
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Why no Texans in that study? Because they didn't want to get arrested for having the pictures of nekkid little boys they would need in order to get ya'll to have an erection and get the measurement. Sorry, that was just TOO easy to pass up.
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I should be making movies!! BTW -- What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide with a big head on it that every woman craves?
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Why no Texans in that study? Because they didn't want to get arrested for having the pictures of nekkid little boys they would need in order to get ya'll to have an erection and get the measurement. Sorry, that was just TOO easy to pass up. Don't forget we've seen what your perverted ass looks like.
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I should be making movies!! BTW -- What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide with a big head on it that every woman craves? Politician with a motorcycle helmet
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Texans make it 5 1/2 by folding it in half.
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Is that a fact?
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Texans make it 5 1/2 by folding it in half. If you can fold your f'kin' dick in half, while it's "erect", you've got bigger problems than your obvious inability to proper distinguish cm from in.
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America needs to understand that our troops are not 'disposable'. Each represents a family; Fathers, Mothers, Sons, Daughters, Cousins, Uncles, Aunts... Our Citizens are our most valuable treasure; we waste far too many.
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Size doesn't matter if you can't get it up...
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My limited vocabulary is thinking flaccid = limber?
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Size doesn't matter if you can't get it up...
Most women are more concerned with the dick attached to the penis. You sound like the lady all wrapped in BLUE commercial!!
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I should be making movies!! BTW -- What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide with a big head on it that every woman craves? Politician with a motorcycle helmet laffin' That's a great answer. The old joke of course is a dollar bill.
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Why no Texans in that study? Can we assume these are Texas urinals then?
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Why no Texans in that study? Can we assume these are Texas urinals then? More like Texas showers.
America needs to understand that our troops are not 'disposable'. Each represents a family; Fathers, Mothers, Sons, Daughters, Cousins, Uncles, Aunts... Our Citizens are our most valuable treasure; we waste far too many.
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ever notice how much piss is on the floor all around urinals? WTH is with men pissing all over their feet?? One would think women used them.
Pisses me off. But better to be pissed off than pissed on.
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Its nice to confirm not only do I wear a 3XL shirt but I am 3XL in other areas too.
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Its nice to confirm not only do I wear a 3XL shirt but I am 3XL in other areas too. You've been spending that much time in front of Asheville glory holes? Damn.
America needs to understand that our troops are not 'disposable'. Each represents a family; Fathers, Mothers, Sons, Daughters, Cousins, Uncles, Aunts... Our Citizens are our most valuable treasure; we waste far too many.
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Its nice to confirm not only do I wear a 3XL shirt but I am 3XL in other areas too. You've been spending that much time in front of Asheville glory holes? Damn. I may have a lot of problems but that ain't one of them.
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Thanks for the pic of "Granny". It's working and in a sec I'll be able to measure!!
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Thanks for the pic of "Granny". It's working and in a sec I'll be able to measure!! That one had me laughing out loud! Maybe the funniest post in the thread so far.
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i had a woman at work one day ask me to open my hand wide open, and then measure between the tip of my little finger to the tip of my thumb. spread out. What? She said that would tell you how long your pecker was. Now how many will admit to doing the above?
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Measure from the backside of the taint... it'll impress her... Yep, measure it like you would a cats tail. From the azzhole to the tip. miles
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If you can fold your f'kin' dick in half, while it's "erect", you've got bigger problems than your obvious inability to proper distinguish cm from in. There was a young man from Kent who's prick was so long that it bent to save all the trouble He put it in double and instead of coming, he went.
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Ron, I tried that. No good. Had to make a fist.
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I was dancing with an attractive brunette one night at the local watering hole, we started around the floor and she looks me in the eye and says "wow, what large hands you have; do you know what they say about men with large hands?"
For a brief moment, I believed I was going to score that night. So I bit and said, "no, what do they say about men with large hands?"
She didn't skip a beat and said...
"They wear large gloves!"
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i'm just an average guy and have had more than my share of beautiful women.
And old joke
little boy kept coming home with a lot of money. his mother asked him how he got. he tells her every sat. behind the local bar the men have a contest to see who has the longest gutshotbuck. she was shocked and asked him if he had been showing all of his gutshotbuck, he said no mom just enough to win.
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i had a woman at work one day ask me to open my hand wide open, and then measure between the tip of my little finger to the tip of my thumb. spread out. What? She said that would tell you how long your pecker was. Now how many will admit to doing the above? That must royally suck if one has "wee digits".
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wasn't there a porn star who could tie a knot with his gutshotbuck? John Wad or Long Dong. Can't remember.
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i had a woman at work one day ask me to open my hand wide open, and then measure between the tip of my little finger to the tip of my thumb. spread out. What? She said that would tell you how long your pecker was. Now how many will admit to doing the above? That must royally suck if one has "wee digits". I got wide palms....
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She said give me 12" and make me bleed,,, so I screwed her twice and hit her in the nose. too funny...........
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i had a woman at work one day ask me to open my hand wide open, and then measure between the tip of my little finger to the tip of my thumb. spread out. What? She said that would tell you how long your pecker was. Now how many will admit to doing the above? That must royally suck if one has "wee digits". I got wide palms.... Yeah, we see that...
America needs to understand that our troops are not 'disposable'. Each represents a family; Fathers, Mothers, Sons, Daughters, Cousins, Uncles, Aunts... Our Citizens are our most valuable treasure; we waste far too many.
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ever notice how much piss is on the floor all around urinals? WTH is with men pissing all over their feet?? One would think women used them.
Pisses me off. But better to be pissed off than pissed on. Those with short bats should step close to the plate.
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I should be making movies!! BTW -- What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide with a big head on it that every woman craves? $100 bill
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Five hours and nobody got my last post. I'm disappointed, guys.
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I should be making movies!! BTW -- What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide with a big head on it that every woman craves? $100 bill DING!
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Why? Women can pass a bowing ball. Whoever thinks they pack a tool that can put a dent in even the tiniest vagina is à fool. I saw this chick in mexico once...
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i had a woman at work one day ask me to open my hand wide open, and then measure between the tip of my little finger to the tip of my thumb. spread out. What? She said that would tell you how long your pecker was. Now how many will admit to doing the above? I wish mine was that big. It sure is skinny, but at least it's short....
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Why no Texans in that study? They were measuring penises, not azzholes.
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"Survey". That sounds like an appropriate description for measuring mine.
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She said give me 12" and make me bleed,,, so I screwed her twice and hit her in the nose. too funny........... I got it wrong, it should have been make it hurt, not make me bleed. But you got the jest of it anyways.
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Why? Women can pass a bowing ball. Whoever thinks they pack a tool that can put a dent in even the tiniest vagina is à fool. I saw this chick in mexico once... Maybe but maybe not all the time. An old college classmate of mine in Charleston who was all of 5'8" and 150 packed a legendary jaboa. Before his high school sweetheart would marry him he had to pay for vagina enlargement surgery. She loved him but could not handle the snake. Cost him 20 grand but well worth it 'cos she was drop dead gorgeous. They're still married with 4 healthy kids. BTW I saw that same Messican chick!
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Why? Women can pass a bowing ball. Whoever thinks they pack a tool that can put a dent in even the tiniest vagina is à fool. I saw this chick in mexico once... Maybe but maybe not all the time. An old college classmate of mine in Charleston who was all of 5'8" and 150 packed a legendary jaboa. Before his high school sweetheart would marry him he had to pay for vagina enlargement surgery. She loved him but could not handle the snake. Cost him 20 grand but well worth it 'cos she was drop dead gorgeous. We divorced, but she was a nice girl.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
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If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
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You guys laugh, but it ain't that funny when you hurt all of them.
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Now I'm really LMAO!!!!! Too funny!
Thanks for that Pat!
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You guys laugh, but it ain't that funny when you hurt all of them. Sez a Texan! There, in before Steely.
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It's curse. They talk ya know?
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there's LOTS of over 6 foot penises in our nation's capital.
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Long as me arm. Thick as me wrist. With a head on him by god, as big as me fist.
Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!
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Used to work with a fellow whose wife claimed he was 11" long and 7" around. She called him 7 11. Saw him pissing out back one day and he had pecker hanging through and out the other side of his fist. Abe Lincoln lied, all men are not created equal.
Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!
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Used to work with a fellow whose wife claimed he was 11" long and 7" around. She called him 7 11. Saw him pissing out back one day and he had pecker hanging through and out the other side of his fist. Abe Lincoln lied, all men are not created equal. This is not normal ???
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Its nice to confirm not only do I wear a 3XL shirt but I am 3XL in other areas too. Soooooo.....what if you are a 3XL and haven't seen Ingwe Jr. in years because of it?
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Why? Women can pass a bowing ball. Whoever thinks they pack a tool that can put a dent in even the tiniest vagina is à fool. I saw this chick in mexico once... Maybe but maybe not all the time. An old college classmate of mine in Charleston who was all of 5'8" and 150 packed a legendary jaboa. Before his high school sweetheart would marry him he had to pay for vagina enlargement surgery. She loved him but could not handle the snake. Cost him 20 grand but well worth it 'cos she was drop dead gorgeous. They're still married with 4 healthy kids. BTW I saw that same Messican chick! I've been known to give same surgery , one stroke at a time
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You guys laugh, but it ain't that funny when you hurt all of them. Sez a Texan! There, in before Steely. He's talking about feline cats, not female puzzy.
America needs to understand that our troops are not 'disposable'. Each represents a family; Fathers, Mothers, Sons, Daughters, Cousins, Uncles, Aunts... Our Citizens are our most valuable treasure; we waste far too many.
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Its nice to confirm not only do I wear a 3XL shirt but I am 3XL in other areas too. Soooooo.....what if you are a 3XL and haven't seen Ingwe Jr. in years because of it? I call dickydo !! you know belly sticks out futher than the dicky do
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You are all undergunned I take it.
I like liberals-------------------------------------they make good bear bait!
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wasn't there a porn star who could tie a knot with his gutshotbuck? John Wad or Long Dong. Can't remember. No....I go by tzone
Camp is where you make it.
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I dont know what is normal. I just know that I felt sorry for the little feller.
Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!
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Betcha all the measurement takers were 300# sows, or skinny little puffers.
Think about that while you're fantasizing about measurements you don't have.
America needs to understand that our troops are not 'disposable'. Each represents a family; Fathers, Mothers, Sons, Daughters, Cousins, Uncles, Aunts... Our Citizens are our most valuable treasure; we waste far too many.
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You fellers sure do spend an awful lot of time talking about pecker...
Mauser Rescue Society Founder, President, and Chairman
I don't always shoot Mausers, but when I do...I prefer VZ-24s.
jdi do píči
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[color:#FFFF00][/color] Why no Texans in that study? They were measuring penises, not azzholes. That's funny right there
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Jeez, this thread has had me laughin' tonight! Lotta zingers...
I recall a study done by some urology group back in the early 90's that first challenged the "all penises are the same size" mantra that had been propagated by Masters & Johnson, and which was based on a pretty non-scientific measurement of a bunch of limp dicks.
The urologist study sampled a couple hundred guys' hard-ons. Dunno how they selected the guys, or the methodology for getting 'em to full tumescence, but they had a fair cross-section of racial groups, etc. Turned out all dicks AREN'T the same size, go figure... ask any gal who's had more'n a six-pack of partners in her lifetime.
Anyways, I'm hung like Einstein and smart as a horse.
That's my story and I'm stickin' to it. Cheers and g'nite.
"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars
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[color:#FFFF00][/color] Why no Texans in that study? They were measuring penises, not azzholes. That's funny right there Right? Just don't forget that we're talking OD while you're talking ID.
The only thing worse than a liberal is a liberal that thinks they're a conservative.
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A[color:#FFFF33][/color] You fellers sure do spend an awful lot of time talking about pecker... I didn't hear anyone mention gutshotbuck...
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I always thought "dick measuring contest" was just a figure of speech?
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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LOL. "Contest" would imply that there is some competition.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
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A young, unwed secretary from New York City decided for her annual vacation she was determined to go to Texas and have a real cowboy make love to her, to satisfy this recurring fantasy she had. When she returned to work her best girlfriend asked her how it went, did she fulfill her fantasy? She said, "No. I chickened out when I saw the size of the condoms all those cowboys was carrying in their back pockets!"
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"If you don't know where you're going, you may wind up somewhere else". Yogi Berra
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Why do cowboys have 2" balls?
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
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I don't know, but now Rocky has stopped trying to measure his fist and is trying to figure out how to measure his balls. (LOL)
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"If you don't know where you're going, you may wind up somewhere else". Yogi Berra
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just the normal 10-12" guy here
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One time, long ago, I was at a bar, and I can't remember just how it came up, but I told this gal "Mine ain't very big around, but it's short." She got to laughing and went home with me to see. Came back several more times too. miles
Look out for number 1, don't step in number 2.
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Why do cowboys have 2" balls? To tow their trailers.
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I've got a nice personality.....
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all this worry over something you are dealt...
Mine goes bang just fine. Thats about all I'm worried about.
We can keep Larry Root and all his idiotic blabber and user names on here, but we can't get Ralph back..... Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over....
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Feel the Bern in your wallet.
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A gal once asked me "who do you think you're going to please with that thing".
I said,,, "me bitch".
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all the hype, yet 223AI is considered big enough for about anything LOL
We can keep Larry Root and all his idiotic blabber and user names on here, but we can't get Ralph back..... Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over....
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Trust me , when your 5'6" tall and 140 pounds, anything bigger than 6" looks huge.
TRUMP- GABBARD 2024
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The last girl i screwed said who do you think you going to please with that little thing and i answered, ME
A Doe walks out of the woods today and says, that is the last time I'm going to do that for Two Bucks.
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Why do cowboys have 2" balls? To tow their trailers. ding! Mine is 2-5/16!
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
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Trust me , when your 5'6" tall and 140 pounds, anything bigger than 6" looks huge. Did you run away?
The deer hunter does not notice the mountains
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto
There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...
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I've thought about having mine surveyed, but I think that those spikes on the end of the transit tripod would hurt.
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
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Not as much as you'd think, but those hobnailed boots the engineers wear can be a bit rough.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Good to know - I also would be wary of lineman's hooks.
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