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blew coffee through my nose! it is mating season for them. nunchucks for impressing the chick turtles?


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Turtles can be trained fairly easy,... there are just some tasks that they are not really cut out to do...


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Originally Posted by tndrbstr
Turtles can be trained fairly easy,... there are just some tasks that they are not really cut out to do...


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The snappers will be up crossing the roads in their annual springtime quest to commit suicide. Nothing infuriates me more than seeing cars swerve on purpose to try to hit a turtle.


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Originally Posted by gophergunner
The snappers will be up crossing the roads in their annual springtime quest to commit suicide. Nothing infuriates me more than seeing cars swerve on purpose to try to hit a turtle.


Ya it's about time for the big males to start moving. Them things will migrate 1/2 mile or more straight to another body of water that they have never even been to. If the bastards had wing they would probably end up belize with the damned monarcs...

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