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Stow High In Transit. Yep, I try to keep mine there. Could be embarrassing otherwise.... 
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I don't know why it's called schitt, but I do know I have carried hundreds of pounds of it growing up for my grandmothers "cow tea" to put on her flower beds.
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The term is also highly functional on the last day of elk season when you stumble into a herd of 47 elk within 75 yds and there isn't a bull in the bunch to fill your tag.
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The term is also highly functional on the last day of elk season when you stumble into a herd of 47 elk within 75 yds and there isn't a bull in the bunch to fill your tag. Sorry, schitt just doesn't cut it then. F U K K K K is much more appropriate!
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The term is also highly functional on the last day of elk season when you stumble into a herd of 47 elk within 75 yds and there isn't a bull in the bunch to fill your tag. Or all bulls when you have a cow tag 
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“In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.”
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Damn....there goes the pizzin match.......
How about the acronym created by 'For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge'? do you mean F.u.c.k?
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It's also a shooting term that applies to 5th round flyers. THIS! 
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I do know it is a term used by sHerpes mom, when he was born.. and she had been hoping for a girl.... 
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It's also a shooting term that applies to 5th round flyers. Or when working on or around any mechanical object  
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The term is also highly functional on the last day of elk season when you stumble into a herd of 47 elk within 75 yds and there isn't a bull in the bunch to fill your tag. Or all bulls when you have a cow tag YUP, that happens
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Damn....there goes the pizzin match.......
How about the acronym created by 'For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge'? I thought it was 'Fornication under consent of the king"
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Damn....there goes the pizzin match.......
How about the acronym created by 'For Unlawful Camel Knowledge'? That is what got sHerpes mom to scream schit! She was hoping for a goat.
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Cute. But not exactly true: he word s.h.i.t entered the modern English language via having been derived from the Old English nouns scite and the Middle Low German schite, both meaning "dung," and the Old English noun scitte, meaning "diarrhea." Our most treasured cuss word has been with us a long time, showing up in written works both as a noun and as a verb as far back as the 14th century. http://www.snopes.com/language/acronyms/[bleep].asp Snopes is ran by liberals who kept falsely claiming uplifting emails about Bush/McCain/Romney/Republicans in General were false. They also claimed that Tomb of The Unknowns Guards do not take vows of celibacy and silence for life, ergo, everything on Snopes is a lie.
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One of the funnest prairie dog hunts I ever had was on the Hougen Ranch out of Melstone, Montana.
Helen and Tom Hougen, the owners of the ranch, wanted me to "shoot out" a field below their home. It had oodles of dogs and they wanted the prairie dogs killed, but safely. Hey, it was a .22LR shot from their house.
The field was also scheduled to be have cow sh1t spread all over it that day. So, I elected to shoot the field AFTER the manure spreader had done it's thing.
DAMN, that was a fun shoot. Allan Hougen, Helen and Tom's son, ran over the small field and spread the sh1t really, really deep. Karen and I set up on the hill above the field and waited for Allan to drive his rig up the ranch road and out of sight.
Then, we went to work. A prairie dog would stick his/her head above the sh1t and one of us would blow him/her up. And another and another and another.
It soon became apparent that prairie dogs totally reject the idea of having their burrows covered over with cow sh1t and they climb above the scene ... and, in this case, they get shot.
After a little while, we shot up the case (500 rounds) of .223 Ackley ammo I'd brought down, so I scrambled to the rig for more boolits.
In that afternoon, in the shade of a tree in Tom and Helen's back yard, Karen and I shot over three cases (1,500 rounds +++) of .2323 Ackley ammo. And any misses were made up for by doubles and triples. I even got one QUAD!!!
It was an incredible afternoon and all because of SH1T, and prairie dog's objection to having their holes filled with it.
Damn, it was fun.
Easter Blessings,
Steve
PS. Oh yeah, I shot a monster of an antelope buck, one locally called "The Phantom," that morning. What a perfect day.
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Cute. But not exactly true: he word s.h.i.t entered the modern English language via having been derived from the Old English nouns scite and the Middle Low German schite, both meaning "dung," and the Old English noun scitte, meaning "diarrhea." Our most treasured cuss word has been with us a long time, showing up in written works both as a noun and as a verb as far back as the 14th century. http://www.snopes.com/language/acronyms/[bleep].asp Snopes is ran by liberals who kept falsely claiming uplifting emails about Bush/McCain/Romney/Republicans in General were false. They also claimed that Tomb of The Unknowns Guards do not take vows of celibacy and silence for life, ergo, everything on Snopes is a lie. OK Chris calm down and go post more about gold coins now...there there litlle fella...
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Cute. But not exactly true: he word s.h.i.t entered the modern English language via having been derived from the Old English nouns scite and the Middle Low German schite, both meaning "dung," and the Old English noun scitte, meaning "diarrhea." Our most treasured cuss word has been with us a long time, showing up in written works both as a noun and as a verb as far back as the 14th century. http://www.snopes.com/language/acronyms/[bleep].asp Snopes is ran by liberals who kept falsely claiming uplifting emails about Bush/McCain/Romney/Republicans in General were false. They also claimed that Tomb of The Unknowns Guards do not take vows of celibacy and silence for life, ergo, everything on Snopes is a lie. OK Chris calm down and go post more about gold coins now...there there litlle fella... Not Chris and haven't posted anything about gold coins. This time next year you will be thanking me for pointing out what Snopes is when we are both trying to sell the Republican candidate. "Did you know John McCain fed everyone in attendance at the 2008 Republican National Convention with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish when a DNC operative posing as the caterer never showed up? Don't check this out on Snopes because it is all true and anything indicating it didn't happen is nothing but lies!!!! Pass this on to everyone you know or you hate Ronald Reagan!!!"
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One of the funnest prairie dog hunts I ever had was on the Hougen Ranch out of Melstone, Montana.
Helen and Tom Hougen, the owners of the ranch, wanted me to "shoot out" a field below their home. It had oodles of dogs and they wanted the prairie dogs killed, but safely. Hey, it was a .22LR shot from their house.
The field was also scheduled to be have cow sh1t spread all over it that day. So, I elected to shoot the field AFTER the manure spreader had done it's thing.
DAMN, that was a fun shoot. Allan Hougen, Helen and Tom's son, ran over the small field and spread the sh1t really, really deep. Karen and I set up on the hill above the field and waited for Allan to drive his rig up the ranch road and out of sight.
Then, we went to work. A prairie dog would stick his/her head above the sh1t and one of us would blow him/her up. And another and another and another.
It soon became apparent that prairie dogs totally reject the idea of having their burrows covered over with cow sh1t and they climb above the scene ... and, in this case, they get shot.
After a little while, we shot up the case (500 rounds) of .223 Ackley ammo I'd brought down, so I scrambled to the rig for more boolits.
In that afternoon, in the shade of a tree in Tom and Helen's back yard, Karen and I shot over three cases (1,500 rounds +++) of .2323 Ackley ammo. And any misses were made up for by doubles and triples. I even got one QUAD!!!
It was an incredible afternoon and all because of SH1T, and prairie dog's objection to having their holes filled with it.
Damn, it was fun.
Easter Blessings,
Steve
PS. Oh yeah, I shot a monster of an antelope buck, one locally called "The Phantom," that morning. What a perfect day.
That sounds like a FUN time Steve.............as long as the prevailing winds were at your backs.
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As a nerd, I feel compelled to say some things about manure.
The lower the Carbon to Nitrogen ratio, the more nutrients are in the manure.
Cow manure is not that low, but still high enough to attack hooves, so wood chips are spread on it.
Wood chips have a very high Carbon to Nitrogen ratio, and render the cow manure safe for cows to step on, but make a very poor fertilizer, as all the Nitrogen will stay locked up for a long time.
Chicken manure is the rocket fuel of the turd world, with the lowest Carbon to Nitrogen ratio.
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