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You know I'm reconsidering it. Getting out to pump gas would give the Montanans a chance to pull the panties out of their cracks. What a bunch of whiners.


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But there are no strange laws in MT

Prostitution is considered a “crime against the family”.

One may not pretend to abuse an animal in the presence of a minor.

It is a felony for a wife to open her husband’s mail.

It is a misdemeanor to show movies that depict acts of felonious crime.


In Montana, it is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all.

It is illegal for a man and a woman to have sex in any other position other than missionary style.

Seven or more indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them.

It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.

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That sheep one is just good sense from the Montana's experience.

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Originally Posted by Steve
That sheep one is just good sense from the Montana's experience.


In all fairness we are not exempt from really stupid laws either.

Drivers must yield to pedestrians who are standing on the sidewalk.

One may not test their physical endurance while driving a car on a highway.

It is illegal to place a container filled with human fecal matter on the side of any highway.

Babies may not be carried on the running boards of a car.

Drivers may not pump their own gas.

A door on a car may not be left open longer than is necessary.

An adult may not show a minor any piece of classical artwork which depicts sexual excitement.

Dishes must drip dry.

The “Peer Review Statute” prohibits you from finding out details of any written or oral discussion about your medical treatment.

It is illegal to whisper “dirty” things in your lover’s ear during sex.

Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays.
It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property.

One may not bathe without wearing “suitable clothing,”

Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing.
City Laws in Oregon


Beaverton
You must buy a $10 permit to be allowed to install a burglar alarm.

Eugene
It is illegal to show movies or attend a car race on Sundays.
It is legal to conduct a horse race or a symphony concert.

Hood River
Juggling is strictly prohibited without a license.

Klamath River
It’s illegal to walk down a sidewalk and knock a snakes head off with your cane.

Marion
You cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street.


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Originally Posted by ingwe
And they seem to be proud of their $105 seat belt tickets.
They fine you for not protecting yourself BUT you are allowed X amount of personal use marijuana....


Good point! Sweet baby Jesus knows that many more people are killed with that devil weed than motor vehicle accidents.

You dumb [bleep] that probably cannot even correctly pronounce Oregon are a never ending supply of mis-information about this state.

Keep up the good work!

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Originally Posted by Steve
Originally Posted by deflave
You gotta love that the politicians in Oregon determined the people that elected them are too fugging stupid to pump gasoline.





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Naw, just worried Montanans might get out of the car and wander off...


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...Actually Sycamore, you are sort of right....
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Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by bigwhoop
So don't they trust the people to be smart enough to pump their own or is it a "control issue" by the socialists in power?


Shall we go down the list of Oregonians?




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Well you Montana Guys have Rauncho Bozo, so that should cancel most of we Oregonians out... whistle

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Originally Posted by Scott F

It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.


I wouldn't want my sheep alone in a truck with someone from Montana

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I used to live in Oregon. This is one of the stupidest laws in the country. The fact that NJ has the same law, should be a clue.


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No wonder jeffo couldn't open a damn Nosler bullet box. crazy


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