|
|
Joined: Nov 2011
Posts: 1,614
Campfire Regular
|
OP
Campfire Regular
Joined: Nov 2011
Posts: 1,614 |
She was outside pulling weeds on a hot summer day when her husband walked up and asked her what they were having for dinner.
Irritated by the thought of him sitting in the air conditioned house while she labored away on the weeds, she snapped, "I can't believe you're asking me about supper right now! Pretend I'm out of town, go inside and make dinner yourself!"
So he went back in the house and fixed himself a big steak, potatoes, garlic bread, and a tall beer.
His wife walked in just about the time he was finishing up and asked, "Where's my dinner?"
"Huh? I thought you were out of town."
I'd rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6!
|
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2006
Posts: 2,483
Campfire Regular
|
Campfire Regular
Joined: Feb 2006
Posts: 2,483 |
|
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2007
Posts: 2,600
Campfire Regular
|
Campfire Regular
Joined: Feb 2007
Posts: 2,600 |
Whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Apr 2007
Posts: 3,362
Campfire Tracker
|
Campfire Tracker
Joined: Apr 2007
Posts: 3,362 |
|
|
|
|
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 17,163
Campfire Ranger
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 17,163 |
Randy NRA Patriot Life Benefactor
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 38,831
Campfire 'Bwana
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 38,831 |
Good joke, and thanks for moving things past that damned word association thread.
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
|
|
|
|
660 members (10ring1, 1234, 19rabbit52, 1badf350, 007FJ, 12344mag, 59 invisible),
2,712
guests, and
1,306
robots. |
Key:
Admin,
Global Mod,
Mod
|
|
Forums81
Topics1,190,694
Posts18,456,642
Members73,909
|
Most Online11,491 Jul 7th, 2023
|
|
|
|
|