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There lived a man who was very unhappy because he was deeply in love with a girl who didn't know he was alive. In desperation, he visited a coven of witches who lived nearby and presented his case before them.
Touched by his tale of woe, and impressed with the young man's appearance, manner, and bearing, they decided to help him. They worked their magic and eventually presented the young man with several small objects that looked like capsules. "Bury these under the window of your beloved under a full moon and she will love you," they instructed.
Doubtful, the young man resolved nevertheless to do as the witches instructed. On the very next full moon, he stealthily made his way over to his beloved's house and carefully buried the capsules in the rich loam beneath her window. Nothing happened right away, but, trusting the wisdom of the old ladies, he went home to see what the next day would bring.
The next morning, he walked hopefully over to the girl's house and rang her doorbell. She opened the door, saw it was him, and grabbed him. She hugged him, kissed him, and invited him in for lunch. Their courtship was short but passionate, and within a month they were happily married.
Late one night after they had been married, the young man visited the coven again. "I just want to thank you ladies for your help. My life is everything I could have desired."
"No problem, dearie," said one of the old ladies. "After all, nothing says lovin' like something from the coven, and pills buried says it best."
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Boots were made for walking
Winds were blowing change
Boys fall in the jungle
As I Came of Age
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Chuckle, groan, chuckle, chuckle. 
4 out of 5 Great Lakes prefer Michigan. 
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!
Don't vote knothead, it only encourages them. Anonymous
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." Anonymous
"Self-reliance, free thinking, and wealth is anathema to both the power of the State and the Church." Derby Dude
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Hey Tim ... that one's too close to home. 
Dave
Sticks and stones may break my bones ... but hollow-points expand on impact.
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A photographer goes to a haunted castle determined to get a picture of a ghost. The ghost he encounters turns out to be friendly and poses for a snapshot. The happy photographer dashes to his studio, develops the film and�learns that the photos are underexposed and completely blank.
Moral to the story: The spirit is willing, but the flash is weak.
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Boots were made for walking
Winds were blowing change
Boys fall in the jungle
As I Came of Age
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Two monsters went to a party. Suddenly one said to the other, �A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?�
�Be a gentleman and roll them back to her.�
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Boots were made for walking
Winds were blowing change
Boys fall in the jungle
As I Came of Age
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