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Just a Little Humor!A Man Walks into a Voodoo Doctor the Other Day, Asks if He Can Break a Curse that was Given to Him 40 Years ago, The Doctor Said Sure as Long as I Know The Words to the Curse and Asked the Man if he Knew? The Man Said Yep! Doctor says Well? Man says it was I now pronounce you man and Wife! 
�Can we move this along?" a bored voice stated. "I have places to be and people to shag." ![[Linked Image]](http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r217/1899Sav/1464-1.jpg) ![[Linked Image]](http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r217/1899Sav/557b_2.jpg)
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Stever, You better make sure you know who isn't looking over your shoulder.  I think that was blessing day for you buddy. Someone had to look nice in a dress in your family. I haven't met your wife or saw a picture of her but she has to be way past you in that one get up Doug
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Doug Got the Joke from the Barber today... Good Old Italian Guy,,always has a few good Jokes,, Seems thats the only good place to get some humor now and then,, at least he does not talk politics.  He had Some Good Ones and Some Kinda Dirty!!!!! Problem is I can't Remember them all!!!!! Here Is a Pick of her last Summer... http://www.asiorders.com/view_user_...;ID=39180200&FROM=photos&BIB=575
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your wife runs triathalons??
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Steve your joke made me think of the one below. The Picture of your wife made me think the same thing I think when I look at mine. "Some guys are just lucky" ![[Linked Image]](http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j92/grogel1/trip2holyland.jpg)
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I know your wife would look a whole lot better in a dress than you.LOL
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Long as we're tellin' jokes here Steve, here's one of my recent favorites. An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man kneeling down And drinking from his farm pond. The Amish farmer shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." (Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have crapped in it.")
The kneeling man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand you. I speak Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the sacred tongue of Islam, speak in English."
The Amish farmer says: "Use two hands, you'll get more."
Go tell the Spartans,Travelers passing by,That here,Obedient to their laws we lie.
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Long as we're tellin' jokes here Steve, here's one of my recent favorites. An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man kneeling down And drinking from his farm pond. The Amish farmer shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." (Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have crapped in it.")
The kneeling man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand you. I speak Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the sacred tongue of Islam, speak in English."
The Amish farmer says: "Use two hands, you'll get more."
Heir George Ich Verstet ein bissen Duetch!!!!! Mine Mutter bis halb Deutch und halb ungarn. Gutten Nacht!
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Go tell the Spartans,Travelers passing by,That here,Obedient to their laws we lie.
I'm older now but I'm still runnin' against the wind
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Thats Because i'am a Nap-sack German!
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