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A Muslim immigrant goes to a doctor in Dearborn, Michigan and says, "I
feel terrible."

The Doctor examines him and then says, "You need to pee and crap in a
bucket for a week, then throw in a dead fish and a rotting cabbage.
Finally, put a towel over your head hold your face over the bucket and
inhale the vapors for 3 days."

The man does this and goes back to the Doctor and says, "I feel wonderful!
What was wrong with me?"


"You were homesick."


"......ain't many troubles that a man cain't fix
With seven hundred dollars and a thirty ought six."
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You sicko man... love it. smirk


If things were as obvious as they initially appear . . . then men would be riding horseback sidesaddle . . . and not women. - Will Rogers
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That might not be, "PC", but amoungest the fire members, funny.


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