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The telegram #9644608 02/28/15
Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 60,739 Iowa/NW Ontario W wabigoon OP Campfire Kahuna
OP wabigoon Campfire Kahuna W Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 60,739 Iowa/NW Ontario	The doorbell rings, "Western Union". A woman opens the door, and says, "Is this a signing telegram"? "No Ma'am. , just the regular kind". "Could you please sing it, I've always wanted to get a singing telegram"? "Well", (clears throat),(sings flat), "Your sister Rose is dead"! These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"

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