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Dear Airlines,

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.​ They are actually male, are they not?​ Replace all ​those ​moody, cranky ​old female flight attendants with YOUNG, good-looking strippers​.​ What the ​heck - they don't even serve food any more, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a party​ ​atmosphere going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this​ ​country would start flying again.​ ​Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary thus​ ​saving even more money.

Some suspect travellers would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked​ ​women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry​ ​would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win - win situation if we handle it right ​-​ a golden​ ​opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why has it not been implemented earlier? Why do I ​all the time have​ ​to start everything myself?

Sincerely,

Bugger


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