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This old man lives with his son, and the son's wife, and the grandchildren.

Stuck in his wheelchair, but he longs to go hunting one more time.

One day, he gets the grand kids to push his wheelchair out in the woods, while he has rifle in hand looking for that last big bear.

After an hour, or so, they go around a bend in the trail, only to encounter the biggest, blackest, meanest, snarkiest, bear standing straight upright on it's hind legs.
The kids scream, and take off running for home as fast as they can run.

They burst into the house, and as soon as she can talk, the granddaughters says, "Dad, Mom, it's terrible. A bear just ate Grandpa!"

The mother says, "Don't be silly, he's been sitting in his rocker now for twenty minutes."


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A whole, whole lot of truth revealed in that story.


Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.

Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)

Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.

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