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An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical
clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer' Clinic.
Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000."
Doctor Young, who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about
medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr.
Geezer's clinic.
Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can
you please help me?
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put
3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr. Young: Aaagh!! -- "This is Gasoline!
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500.
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to
recover his money.
Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's
mouth."
Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young (after now having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after
several more days.
Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak I can hardly see anything!"
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so here's your $1000
back." (giving him a $10 bill).
Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."
Moral of story – Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old
Geezer"!
Remember: Don't make old people mad.
We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take
much to tick us off.
P.S. Written in BOLD print for Old Geezers.
I prefer classic.
Semper Fi
I used to run with the hare. Now I'm envious of the tortoise and I do my own stunts but rarely intentionally
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Campfire Kahuna
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These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Excellent! (And the part about it not taking much to tick us off is so true!)
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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Campfire Kahuna
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WHY DO YOU SAY THAT John??
(Smile!)
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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James Pepper: There's no law west of Dodge and no God west of the Pecos. Right, Mr. Chisum? John Chisum: Wrong, Mr. Pepper. Because no matter where people go, sooner or later there's the law. And sooner or later they find God's already been there.
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