"There is a bloody brave little animal in Africa called the honey badger. It may be the meanest animal in the world. It kills for malice and for sport, and it does not go for the jugular - it goes straight for the groin. It has a hell of a lot in common with the modern American woman."
So what exactly was the guy chasing it going to do when it stopped?
This... My aunt had a bob tail cat that was part bob cat. Damn cat ran the entire neighborhood. His weakness was turkey. If you said "max, want turkey?" he would follow you anywhere and it just required one sandwich slice.