Sunday's Coming Sermon - 24hourcampfire

Sunday's Coming, (35 minutes)

That guy is fun. I especially liked the part where he was jumping up and down spit flying from his mouth. Gotta appreciate the enthusiasm. Keep em coming HC, you'll get us converted soon.

RobertWhite?

Amen

Send them womerns home and let em cook me some brownies.

And I like pecans in mine, so none you old curmuds with diverticulitis go ahead and find yourself some pudding

Sorry I’m late brother worshippers...I was just over at Happy Glamour’s other church, and their was standing room only in his bedroom church.

So, I ran over here to see if there was room to sit.

🦫

You damned teenagers listening to rock and roll!

Sundays coming!

Jesus hates Elvis.

Originally Posted by Beaver10

Sorry I’m late brother worshippers...I was just over at Happy Glamour’s other church, and their was standing room only in his bedroom church.

So, I ran over here to see if there was room to sit.

🦫

LOL.
Crappy's "God Is Still On His Throne" thread had only 12 posts and 6 of them were Crappy's, boosting his post count as always.
Plenty of room in that chapel.

That sermon must be many years old

It speaks of hillary being the pres and bill being the vice pres

Y'all quit pickin' on HC.

Originally Posted by slumlord

That sermon must be many years old

It speaks of hillary being the pres and bill being the vice pres

Time does not matter to GODS great messengers!

Originally Posted by slumlord

That sermon must be many years old

It speaks of hillary being the pres and bill being the vice pres

Time does not matter to GODS great messengers!

You have to wonder if HC is really Jimmy Swaggart trying to convert all you heathens.

#DebbiedoesSwaggart

LMFAO!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

No more Strip mall preacher man Anderson now???
How disappointing.....

Had a heck of a time getting rid of the darned thing.

Why don't you put up Strip Mall preacher Anderson vids anymore.

Lots of us enjoy em so much.

Aint been the same HC sunday sermons since you stopped putting em up.

Why you depriving us of him and his message???

Why????

LMFAO!!!!

I've got a couple dozen different preachers to post. Some contemporary and some from my youth.

Why aren't you posting your pope's sermons?

Originally Posted by Valsdad

Y'all quit pickin' on HC.

OK. Y’all can start again.

Originally Posted by Happy_Camper

I've got a couple dozen different preachers to post. Some contemporary and some from my youth.

Why aren't you posting your pope's sermons?

Cause I dont go to church.
But it is still on a pair of dog tags I wore for 24 yrs 5 months and 9 days.
Roman Catholic..

But I'm not an APOSTATE like you.

You turn
You burn

No way around it and you know that no matter how you try and spin it.

LMFAO!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Inside Edition
posted to YouTube on May 3, 2019

Originally Posted by ironbender

Originally Posted by Valsdad

Y'all quit pickin' on HC.

OK. Y’all can start again.

1. He is a retard and needs attention positive or negative either one works for him.

2. I aint never stopped, love hitting the retard outta the blue.

Gig ‘em, ren!
😂

"APOSTATE " that's a good and important word. I remember reading either a Dear Abby or maybe it was Ann Landers (Which one responded with "gentle reader"? ) 30 something years ago...

Dear (whichever one it was) I'm confused, I go to a Church where this person goes on and on about how they love the Lord and how strong their faith is, then backstabs other members, stirs up trouble constantly and is generally rude and condescending. How is this possible?

The reply was epic, "Gentle Reader, just because someone is standing in a garage does not mean they are a mechanic" .

Originally Posted by renegade50

Originally Posted by Happy_Camper

I've got a couple dozen different preachers to post. Some contemporary and some from my youth.

Why aren't you posting your pope's sermons?

Cause I dont go to church.
But it is still on a pair of dog tags I wore for 24 yrs 5 months and 9 days.
Roman Catholic..

But I'm not an APOSTATE like you.

You turn
You burn

No way around it and you know that no matter how you try and spin it.

LMFAO!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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I rejected your religion and made Christ the Object of my faith instead.

This is what Jesus Christ said of those like you who put their faith in religion.

"Let both grow together until the harvest: and in the time of harvest I will say to the reapers, Gather ye together first the tares, and bind them in bundles to burn them : but gather the wheat into my barn."

Originally Posted by 2ndwind

"APOSTATE " that's a good and important word. I remember reading either a Dear Abby or maybe it was Ann Landers (Which one responded with "gentle reader"? ) 30 something years ago...

Dear (whichever one it was) I'm confused, I go to a Church where this person goes on and on about how they love the Lord and how strong their faith is, then backstabs other members, stirs up trouble constantly and is generally rude and condescending. How is this possible?

The reply was epic, "Gentle Reader, just because someone is standing in a garage does not mean they are a mechanic" .

Yes, I am scratching my head wondering why some troll who pictures himself as Captain Underpants in Lycra Speedos is using biblical terms to attack me for not remaining in the religion of which he no longer belongs......

You know what I'm talking about?

I hesitate to jump into this.
The guest minister's yesterday sermon was titled.

"Putting up with saints, among other examples, he said, Saint Nichols of Myra punched a fellow priest.
Mother Teresia was aid to be hard to get along with, and Fred Rogers' wife said Fred was no saint.

[img]https://www.stnicholascenter.org/wh...-nicholas/bishop-nicholas-loses-his-cool[/img]

I’m out of bologna again

Damn kids

Originally Posted by ironbender

Originally Posted by Valsdad

Y'all quit pickin' on HC.

OK. Y’all can start again.

Laughed so hard I coughed,

But, y'all be nice.

Too much conflict and no resolution around these parts.

Remember Rodney King!

Originally Posted by slumlord

I’m out of bologna again

Damn kids

Baby Huey at it again?

Hueynator struck again

Dagwood sandwich, boar’s head on wonder bread

Fried Vi-annys to the rescue

Originally Posted by wabigoon

I hesitate to jump into this.
The guest minister's yesterday sermon was titled.

"Putting up with saints, among other examples, he said, Saint Nichols of Myra punched a fellow priest.
Mother Teresia was aid to be hard to get along with, and Fred Rogers' wife said Fred was no saint.

[img]https://www.stnicholascenter.org/wh...-nicholas/bishop-nicholas-loses-his-cool[/img]

That's funny. 😄

It reminds me of the time I was staying the week with some preachers while seeing a week at a Church near Fort Worth Texas. This was back when I taught Sunday school, but hadn't considered ever Preaching. At 3-4 AM I was woken up with a pillow crushed against my face and two of the preachers holding my arms down, so I would smother to death.
😄. It reminds me of the sissified sucker punches from the anti-christian trolls like Farah Faucett, Rene', Princess 10 Beavers, and NVlgayser..

Anyhow, it's good to hear from you Richard. How are you and your family?
I will try to listen when I get a chance later.

Originally Posted by Happy_Camper

Originally Posted by 2ndwind

"APOSTATE " that's a good and important word. I remember reading either a Dear Abby or maybe it was Ann Landers (Which one responded with "gentle reader"? ) 30 something years ago...

Dear (whichever one it was) I'm confused, I go to a Church where this person goes on and on about how they love the Lord and how strong their faith is, then backstabs other members, stirs up trouble constantly and is generally rude and condescending. How is this possible?

The reply was epic, "Gentle Reader, just because someone is standing in a garage does not mean they are a mechanic" .

Yes, I am scratching my head wondering why some troll who pictures himself as Captain Underpants in Lycra Speedos is using biblical terms to attack me for not remaining in the religion of which he no longer belongs......

You know what I'm talking about?

Obviously you are so aloof quoting that you dont even get the meaning is directed at you.

LMFAO!!!

Where did I ever say I no longer remain in the religon of which I was baptized into.
Just cause I dont go to church dont mean I aint RC.
Explain how I am something I am not that I was Baptized into.
Catholics cant be free agents like you think you are....

See right here your own post I just quoted you show you are a hyprocrite and a APOSTATE.

You turn , you burn .......

Why no Strip mall preacher man anderson vids lately.
Oh....
Thats right, you have all types of preachers you wanna emulate now.
But never no mention of them before you started taking heat about:

Originally Posted by slumlord

Hueynator struck again

Dagwood sandwich, boar’s head on wonder bread

Fried Vi-annys to the rescue

Are your grandkids raiding the refrigerator?

If you're out of bologna, stick around.
I think the bologna from earlier will be back before the day ends.
Later

Whatever happened to The Power Team?

Everyone remembers them, right?

Unless youre some fouck stuck in Shîtsville Idaho eating catfood.

SL,

There ya go.
I spoke too soon.
Help yourself. He's full of it.
LOL!

Lol

Originally Posted by Happy_Camper

Originally Posted by wabigoon

I hesitate to jump into this.
The guest minister's yesterday sermon was titled.

"Putting up with saints, among other examples, he said, Saint Nichols of Myra punched a fellow priest.
Mother Teresia was aid to be hard to get along with, and Fred Rogers' wife said Fred was no saint.

[img]https://www.stnicholascenter.org/wh...-nicholas/bishop-nicholas-loses-his-cool[/img]

That's funny. 😄

It reminds me of the time I was staying the week with some preachers while seeing a week at a Church near Fort Worth Texas. This was back when I taught Sunday school, but hadn't considered ever Preaching. At 3-4 AM I was woken up with a pillow crushed against my face and two of the preachers holding my arms down, so I would smother to death.
😄. It reminds me of the sissified sucker punches from the anti-christian trolls like Farah Faucett, Rene', Princess 10 Beavers, and NVlgayser..

Anyhow, it's good to hear from you Richard. How are you and your family?
I will try to listen when I get a chance later.

Holy Schit!!!
JFC!!!!!
Look guys.
I made it to #1 on the rent free list in his noggin right after Farrah Fawcett!!!

Rest of you guys be slacking!!!

LMFAO!!!!!

Originally Posted by slumlord

Whatever happened to The Power Team?

Everyone remembers them, right?

Unless youre some fouck stuck in Shîtsville Isaho eating catfood.

Are you talking about the Pentecostal group of weight lifters who used to blow up punching balloons until they burst?
Bent bars and demos like that?

Anyone else notice Mr. Christain HC is slowly losing his cool with name calling slowly coming into his replies more often.

Schit is wearing you down slowly but surely...

LMFAO!!!

Why no strip mall preacher anderson vids lately.
Sundays sure aint the same without them.

Rap crap warning

But it is POD, Christian Rap Crap

So GFY sharpsman

😃😃😃👍👍👍😎😎🤣🤣😱😱

Originally Posted by slumlord

Hueynator struck again

Dagwood sandwich, boar’s head on wonder bread

Fried Vi-annys to the rescue

Always pays to have back up in the pantry!

Psssst...
HC ......

Slumlord is lulling you into a false sense of security by giving you some affirmation.

Even though my bestest pezo buddy on the entire planet goes to a church where they use the KJV.
I dont hold it against him one bit.
Because he was born and baptized into his particular faith of christianity.

Unlike you
Born a RC
Flipped to the KJV
And thinking upon judgement day it will not be held against you.

You turn
You burn.....

Why no strip mall preacherman anderson vids anymore???
Bless us with some more this sunday.
Pleeeeeeeease...

🤣🤣🤣🤣😣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😇

Originally Posted by slumlord

Rap crap warning

But it is POD, Christian Rap Crap

So GFY sharpsman

😃😃😃👍👍👍😎😎🤣🤣😱😱

PTL!!!!

Are they smiting out the debil???
🥴🥴🥴😄😄😄😄

Originally Posted by slumlord

Rap crap warning

But it is POD, Christian Rap Crap

So GFY sharpsman

😃😃😃👍👍👍😎😎🤣🤣😱😱

That was a pretty good demo. Those baseball bats must've left a bruise.
It sure beats Beni Hinn swinging his cape like he's Batman.

Oh in case your wondering when the last 2 times I have been in a church was HC.
Once was a game supper at slumlords Baptist church about 7 or 8 yrs ago.
I bowed my head out of respect for their branch of christain faith but didnt close my eyes or say a prayer or a word to god in my mind during the prayer before Dinner.

The 2nd time....
Well my bud slumlord knows about the second time around 5 yrs ago.

God knows what is in your heart.

Your heart is rotten HC.
Along with your Idol the strip mall preacher man anderson.

AFAIC.....

Oh...
And BTW HC...

The Covids or the Sickle cell is gonna get ya anyways

So you need to make the most of what time is left for you and do your best to save souls online in the world of 1,s and 0,s

Just like your spiritual mentor strip mall preacher man Anderson

😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Originally Posted by Valsdad

Originally Posted by slumlord

Hueynator struck again

Dagwood sandwich, boar’s head on wonder bread

Fried Vi-annys to the rescue

Always pays to have back up in the pantry!

Lol!!!
The Hueynator...
Kid needs 7 to 8 k calories a day.

No food is safe from The Hueynator.
None whatsoever....

Food????
Scooby Snacks????

Game on like Donkey Kong...
No matter what time of the day or whoever put it away later for themselves to possibly enjoy or share.

Food be gone in less than 60 seconds.
The Hueynator is a pro.
😄😄😄😄💸💸💸💸💸

That was me in HS!

Eat everything in the house.
3/4 of a roasted chicken with taters and corn and bread and desert and stuff and still be hungry.