We’re running outta time...at least Beaver is to combine the nominations and make a final selection for our 2022 Beaver Award Winners.

So, I’m dumping the entire group of categories for you to vote who you want to win.

Vote your guts out until December 31, 2021.






The Categories Are:

Best New Member.

Best Thread in any Forum.

Member who posted the Coolest Picture - any forum.

Most Creative Post using a “Meme” or “Gif”

Most Creative Post used to Beatdown a member.

Best Member Video Posted.

Best Member Hunter of the Year.

Best Christian Member who’s isn’t a demagogue and, or full of shît.

Member Most Likely to be hiding his True Sexuality.

Member Most Likely to Harm Someone on the Street.

Nicest Member on the Fire.

Most consistently Grouchy Member on the Fire.

Most Evil Member on the Fire.

Biggest Clam on the Fire.

Member Who Posts the Most Useless Thread.

Who is the Most Woke Member on The Fire.

Biggest KOTY of the Year.

Most Comedic Member - Solo Performance.

Best Comedy Duo.

Best Sock Puppet.

Worst Sock Puppet.

Member Who Special Needs but doesn’t realize it.

Best Drunk Posting Member.

Best Troll.

Worst Troll.

And Finally....”Who’s the Smartest Man on The Fire”


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Did Sammo's 'Duck of Death' vid fall inside this year's window?

I've been thinking of creating an underground mountain beaver colony in my front yard.

I need to see the "MADE IN AMERICA" brand on that fugging trophy before we go any further with this chit.

Bob Brown

all categories

Self nominations are allowed this year.

rick, you are one hot bitch.

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Yes...”Duck of Death” is an available option.

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One nomination for Beaver.

Thank you, BF

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I think there used to be a KOTY award here way back in the day.

Beaver Award may be more better

Not sure how to make the tunnels the little critters need. Don't know if lining them with cement might be too harsh for the little guys.

Last Bump for nominations for the above 6 categories.

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The election is rigged!

Salty, Don’t start that shît now.

Wait until after the award ceremony.

#TheFixIsIn

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OK I'll play along. As long as its on the record it is/could be rigged
Need that schit in play for later. If need be.
Hey look there's a squirrel

Had one run across my feet once while I was standing there in the alder thicket trying to figure out what the trails were. Not real keen eyesight on a mountain beaver.

Also could someone get their kid or grandkid to photoshop the Beaver awards from 2020 to 2021. Sheesh.

Like this?

Farkin eh NV!

What are the parameters for best member hunter?

Is it number of forum members you've hunted with this past year?

I think I'm around 8 and we hunted elk, deer, seaducks, puddle ducks, antelope, coyotes, bass and walleyes in 4 states

Going with Elky on this one. He posted some fantastic pics in the slayed by professional elk guide thread.

👍

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😁

How 'bout just a pic of the best beaver?

No. Its a lot more important than that its about popularity on the internet.

Corrected original post.

Thanks, NVhntr

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Based on the best hunt(s) where the hunter was the OP and wrote about his hunt.

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We need a member with the most on fake ignore

You read my thoughts. It's a cuteness contest.

Someone figured out how to post nominations.

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Well, you mom’s is definitely out after I wrecked it last night.

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😂

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Can I nominate myself?

Absolutely....Self nominating is allowed.

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I can see you doing that.

Do mountain beavers live in colonies or solo? Wouldn't want to transplant one down here and have him be lonely, ya know? On the other hand, if I put four of five of the little fellas together in one tunnel, maybe they kill each other. Kinda like all the eggs around the campfire.

Camel Toe allowed ?

sure hope so

It’s time to start our nominations by category for the upcoming Beaver Awards to be held on January 2nd, 2022


Nominations are now open !




The Categories Are:

Best New Member...Still thinking on it

Best Thread in any Forum....Any thread where NoElkSlayer has his tampon inserted sideways.

Member who posted the Coolest Picture - any forum....Antlers

Most Creative Post using a “Meme” or “Gif”......Stider1

Best Member Video Posted....Sam for “Mr. Duck Dynasty”

Best Member Hunter of the Year....Iddave

Is there a yoyo in her shorts?

Yes, tikka, and would someone tell Ballz this is what a mountain beaver should look like.

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Shameless self-nomination for hunting post:

https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/topics/16101751/spring-bear-hunt-2021

Those are scary looking.

Anyways, I wonder if I need to plant clover around my mountain beaver colony, or if plain ol grass will do?

Atta boy.

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I think that one was from November 2020 which would make it ineligible.

Almost certain.

Shut up Sam...You’re wrong, stupid and ugly - not in any order.

Duck of Death is on the ballot. Done, over, no more discussion.

Now go suck a cow or horse or something.

Hold into the winning

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Okay, fuuck, I'm sorry man.....lol



I miss Duck.

Bob Brown. All categories!!

And just like that, another Sock Puppet appears.

I think they weigh about 6 pounds. I wonder if snow cover is essential for their survival. They found up high in the alders. Do I need alders too? Maybe they eat the roots?

Best Thread in any Forum.

https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/topics/16318921/1

Based on the best hunt(s) where the hunter was the OP and wrote about his hunt.

https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/topics/16570498/1

Note worthy admissions, SLM.

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I shoulda shot the little mountain beaver and made a thread about it. Maybe then it'd be in the running. Poor little bastard. They just 6 pounds of snuggly wuggly goodness.

Ballz STFU about your little beaver this about awards FFS

Renfiddy?
That you bro?

Little mountain beavers are underappreciated.

I can’t believe no one nominated Steve the patriot from Minnesota. He posts articles that are going to save and inspire us all.


Yay Steve…

I'm boycotting these awards due to a lack of racial diversity among the constituents.

#moreblacksandyellows.

I always appreciated mountin' beaver.

Best damn hunting post is this one right here!

Not A Kingston Link.

Every time I see a Beaver post I think mountain beaver.

Best cross dressing hunter.

I nominate Motorboater for best new member.
So far he hasn't said anything I disagree with.

I nominate myself for all categories......

^^^
Stx Hunter

There is already several votes for Bob Brown, looks like he is pulling away.

“Best use of the clip and paste method of forum posting.”
“Biggest phagg from Minnesota since the artist formerly known as Prince”

Seems a little off the normal, welcome now GFY. But I will take it. Thanks chlinstructor.

So you have heard him??? 😂

Motorboater I like your handle.... pic's would be appreciated....

My Man!

BobBrown is a perennial favorite.

I will cast a vote for Bob Brown.....

Can’t figure out how to post pics. I’m new dang it.

Another vote here for BobBrown for every category.
Love me some BobBrown.

(He’s not really steelhead is he?!)

Who’s steelhead?

I’ll just search it and catch up. Sorry for the new guy stuff.

I vote for flave, Travis and clark

Where have I heard that before?

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Elky? HC? The duck of death????

All true...

Welcome to the fire! Don’t open links from Kingston.
Thank me later.

Oh yea, she hated that.

Bobinthebrown is dead.

He’ll get an in memoriam only.

That is all.

Beaver Award Management, LLC

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Ok fine..... then I nominate Steelhead.......

Well, then that one is closed.

This is never a wrong move.

Good schit, SLM, excellent reco!

Fuqk dose guys, they been slackin' lately.

Simply amazing…………………………amazing her guts don’t fall out…

Fack.
You’re the one who said you bought something from him!
The only one iirc.
Sheesh 🙄 🦫

...LIKE A STEEL TRAP!

Yeah, but those three guys have a bunch of rabid groupies who have threatened the safety of my management team, if he doesn’t win this year.

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I vote for member alwaysshootin, smartest man on the fire.

Joined in January 2005, never made a single post.

LMaO

Guy definitely proved himself brighter than the average bear.

Good nomination!

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Since Bob Brown is ded and a ded member can't win (stupid rule) I think Motorboater should win the "who's the smartest man on the fire" for recognizing Bob Brown's colossal achievements.

KOTY has to be Crappy Pamper.

...clearly no relation to Alwaysoutdoors.

SACharlie

NoElkSlayer wins by a mile. Along with the Window Licking Retard of the Year.

jwp475 should get the suck up of the year award for brown nosing Flave and being NoElkSlayer’s legal Advisor.

Big +1.
The Chuckster only spews idiocy in the campfire forum.
Elksthlayer does so in multiple forums - and does so without peer.

Lots of reading can’t find anything about stealheads.

Found this though it was funny.

Advancing ones alter ego...Hmmm?

LOL

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Beaver Management, LLC received an urgent txt from the Department of Categories and Software Development.

A new category has been made available.

Member in exile who is wanted back on the Fire 🔥

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Bob didn’t spend much time outdoors.

Sheesh.

Need more voting...🦫

I think there's more categories than actual participating members... once you exclude sock puppets...

Kent

Oooof, we gotta choose between Ren50 or Fred?!?!?!???

Good point, Kent.

Condense, condense, condense.

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Well, Renny has a chance at coming back. Freddy, god love him, took up a axe and chopped down the Sequoia National Forest.

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Regular Paul Bunyan!
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I'm way behind. Prolly not reading thru this whole thing now.

Is there a category for least amount of punctuation/capitalization in a long post without paragraphs?

I've already claimed one award, and am really not interested in another............in the spirit of the Season and all that.

Besides, I'm not sure if I'm one of the "4 members".

Beav, should you need help in making your choices.........................GFY.

If that doesn't work................PM me for advice.

Just look at the original POST.....You don’t have to read the entire thread.

See if any categories make you want to nominate someone.

Post the members name and category

Done


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Most def need ta get my votes in...





Best New Member. I dont know..
Buncha the new guys the last 3 or so years are pretty cool.
At least they aint getting run off by the gatekeepers like they used too 5 or 6 yrs ago.
Gee I wonder why??????
LMFAO!!!
Stump broke some fugga,s
👍👍👍👍TnMafia

Best Thread in any Forum. Nvhunter IIRC starting pics or it never happened thread

Member who posted the Coolest Picture - any forum. Big Stick..
Lmfao!!! Submarine rifles that smell like fish....
Not.....
I dont know...
Lotsa cool pics put up.
Aint gonna vote on this.

Most Creative Post using a “Meme” or “Gif”
Jfc...
Gotta be " new" mystery man strider1

Most Creative Post used to Beatdown a member.
Goalie hammer of the Gods schitt on Old Toot.

Best Member Video Posted.
Sam Olsen,s are good.



Best Christian Member who’s isn’t a demagogue and, or full of shît.
Antlers

Member Most Likely to be hiding his True Sexuality.
Happy Camper....


Member Most Likely to Harm Someone on the Street.
Too many to narrow down including myself
Aint voting on this one.

Nicest Member on the Fire.
Wabigoon

Most consistently Grouchy Member on the Fire.
Too many to narrow down including myself.
Aint voting on this one

Most Evil Member on the Fire.
Too many to narrow down including myself
Aint voting on this one.

Biggest Clam on the Fire.
Too many to narrow down.
Aint voting on this one

Member Who Posts the Most Useless Thread.
Sorry Wabigoon but it is you homie.

Who is the Most Woke Member on The Fire.
Whoever it is ..
They probably deserve a Velocitor in the medulla oblongata....

Biggest KOTY of the Year.
Jag..
Sorry man..
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Most Comedic Member - Solo Performance.
Jim Conrad

Best Comedy Duo.
Me and Slumlord
4 peat better happen you mofo,s or schit gonna get real...
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Best Sock Puppet. Bob Brown.

Worst Sock Puppet..
CinnamonFairytoes and his failure to fugging launch...

Member Who Special Needs but doesn’t realize it.
Masar and his multiple sock puppets.
Needs ta clean his room in his moms section 8 place.
Get a fugging job
Change his fugging diaper


Best Drunk Posting Member.
Deflave


Best Troll. Is their such a thing???

Worst Troll. Happy Fughing Camper.
A member nailed it couple months ago
Religous person sockpuppet troll doing his schit to make Christian folks look bad

And Finally....”Who’s the Smartest Man on The Fire”
Kaiser Sosa Kingston.....






Other than...
Phuqk you all very much🤗🤗🤗 and happy new year👍👍👍

The Categories Are:

Best New Member. Strider

Best Thread in any Forum. Pics or it didn't happen

Member who posted the Coolest Picture - any forum. Elkslayer91's bull from this season.

Most Creative Post using a “Meme” or “Gif” strider

Most Creative Post used to Beatdown a member. Whoever called my boss

Best Member Video Posted. Duck-o-death

Best Member Hunter of the Year. SKane, because every freaking year.....

Best Christian Member who’s isn’t a demagogue and, or full of shît. No vote

Member Most Likely to be hiding his True Sexuality. Happy Camper

Member Most Likely to Harm Someone on the Street. No vote

Nicest Member on the Fire. Waibi

Most consistently Grouchy Member on the Fire. Steelhead (and his socks including LongSpurHunter)

Most Evil Member on the Fire. Me (it's all in the eyebrows)

Biggest Clam on the Fire. Jag if he doesn't pay

Member Who Posts the Most Useless Thread. Wabigon

Who is the Most Woke Member on The Fire. Every bitch wearing masks after March-April 2020

Biggest KOTY of the Year. No vote

Most Comedic Member - Solo Performance. Elkslayer91 (you didn't specify intentional)

Best Comedy Duo. The Tennessee Twosome

Best Sock Puppet. Bob Brown

Worst Sock Puppet. LongSpurHunter

Member Who Special Needs but doesn’t realize it. Happy Camper

Best Drunk Posting Member. Tie between Stick and Stoolhead

Best Troll. Flave

Worst Troll. Flave

And Finally....”Who’s the Smartest Man on The Fire”. Old Toot, just ask him.

Is their a vote for the most miserable prick, continually bring up the suicide of a member's son?

Ok Beav.... I will take a stab at it,

Best New Member....................... strider

Best Thread in any Forum............. any thread Sammo post in

Member who posted the Coolest Picture - any forum............ me... duh well not really, Lapua6547 for the win

Most Creative Post using a “Meme” or “Gif”............... strider

Most Creative Post used to Beatdown a member............ Brother Beav

Best Member Video Posted.......... Sammo again, duck 'O' death

Best Member Hunter of the Year......... Fred111

Best Christian Member who’s isn’t a demagogue and, or full of shît................ none

Member Most Likely to be hiding his True Sexuality........... Paul B.

Member Most Likely to Harm Someone on the Street............. Jud

Nicest Member on the Fire............ Dwayne.....

Most consistently Grouchy Member on the Fire....... Manliker

Most Evil Member on the Fire......... All the lib trolls

Biggest Clam on the Fire.......... JimfromTN

Member Who Posts the Most Useless Thread........ Wabi.... hands down

Who is the Most Woke Member on The Fire....... every poster from Minnysoda

Biggest KOTY of the Year.............. DocRocket

Most Comedic Member - Solo Performance............ Flave

Best Comedy Duo............ Slumy & Rene

Best Sock Puppet.......... sock puppet

Worst Sock Puppet......... Miss Lynns puppet, can't remember it's name?

Member Who Special Needs but doesn’t realize it........ Elkslayer

Best Drunk Posting Member........... yours truly

Best Troll........ Bob Brown

Worst Troll........... Paddler

And Finally....”Who’s the Smartest Man on The Fire”......... GENO.... duh

I would like to add 2 “ write in” categories

Biggest drama queen

Biggest attention whore

https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbt...t-meant-something-different#Post16787251

Best original satire.

Kingston spooking the hole again...

Corn hole?

Jags corn hole?

Freddy is still grinding that axe lol he don’t have a lot of quit in him.

What are the odds he runs into Bin at SCI?

Smart money is on Bin.

You gotta set the line first.

https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbt...d-popped-positive-for-covid#Post16790640

Wabigoons threads are going viral way before this one

^^^Official Campfire Spaz^^^

Kingston somehow thinks he’s relevant……

No ones gives a [bleep].
What happened to you?

Kingston can play tennis like a mother fugker.

Hold into the Cornhole...

You gots this Kingston

What happened to you?


Lighten up Francis.

You ain’t.

You sure are angry about something.

You’ll never get it.


Not surprised.


Happy New Year.

Can we get a GoFundMe started for Kingston? Her kghunt is bruised, chafed, and odorous.

Maybe you’ll win a Beaver award……
all over your face.
Congratulations?

I’m sure you’d like a lot of things all over your face

Wasn’t talking to you but thanks for the kind thoughts.

Happy New Year.

LMAO

This thread needs more beaver

Be nice Bob.

Voting is now closed....Tabulations are being done and our winners to be announced sometime tomorrow.

Thanks to everyone, including Slave, for putting forward your best nomination choices for 2022.

Beaver Award Management, LLC

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Hold it there Bub.

Kingie and I are nominating the Slumlord for smartest man.

He comes up with some excellent, practical, medical advice.

Two of the Smartest Men on the Campfire should have some pull, no?

If you two former Smartest Fire winners think the Beaver Management team hasn’t already had their eye on Slumlord for the coveted win, then you both should relinquish your former titles.

Sheesh 🙄

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And...I must say I was disappointed not to see a "Member you would most like to vote off the island" award. LOL

Looking forward to seeing the results.

Yes another vote for slumlord for smartest man on the fire.

Fireballz for campfire bitch.

Leave me out of this.

Dude,

you're admittedly from Orygun.

And you expect us to know what you're thinkin?

We are both smart enough to know that all bets are off the table. You must remember, on some days the wind blows downriver and you are therefor breathing contaminated air from Portlandia.

Where’s the grape jelly award?

I'm sure the voting will be unbiased and fair.

From the first post, .... I see the Trophy's all have Beavers Picture and name engraved on them already, how many categories is Beaver going to win?

Yes.

Yep, no contest here.

Is this the 2021 awards thread?