I haven’t tried any in 30 years - and I’m almost out of Hoppes 99

What still smells like a man and not a millennial ?

Frankly I wouldn’t know where to find any to buy…. LOL

Diesel fuel or gasoline.

Tells em you gots money too.

Stud Musk by DeWalt Tools.

I'm not big on cologne. A great soap will often work very well. If I use cologne - Polo Double Black in winter, Aqua by Eternity in the summer.

Both have consistently garnered compliments from women who are complete strangers.

I much prefer just a good soap tho and the best smelling soap for me is "Gun Smoke" by Duke. Big assed bar of soap that smells amazing. It looks like a novelty but it's awesome. My GF loves it too.

This thread will garner a ton of hate and flames but I work corporate and no one wants to be the smelly guy - in a bad way.

Rabnit droppings. You're organic. They'll be proud.

Chrome Legend by AZZARO. Its not at all uncommon for ladies who are complete strangers compliment me and ask me what I'm wearing. But the same stuff might not smell the same on you, our body chemistry has a lot to do with it. I did have an old girlfriend who got all kinds of turned on by the smell of parts solvent. I didn't get much work done when she came to visit while I was in the shop! lol

Whatever freebie samples my wife snags at the local department stores.

True - body chem interracts with the cologne/soap/whatever to change its smell slightly.

I had some Irish Tweed by Creed - I never found it to be all that great but people talk it up. Likely not good to me due to body chem.

Bacon grease!

Paging Jim Conrad....


Renegade is no doubt a Stetson man.

Slumlord is a wild card, Gucci man perhaps?
(is Gucci a scent?)

Get some Bay Rum or Old Spice. It was good enough for our Grandpaws.

GAY

If you can’t smell me I assume that my personal hygiene program is working.

Drakar Noir

Can't like Old Spice but Bay Rum is my shave soap. Always liked that.

Gotta be careful shopping for that stuff.

Heads up - manly men don’t work in those type places.

Few months back i went to one of those Ulta Beauty to get some beard butter.

Knew i was in trouble when the 2 ppl working there was a queer dude in heels and the chubby gal with blue hair and tats.

Made a u-turn and booked it out the store.

All the towelies bathe in Drakar
Manbun guys....Aqua Di Gio

If you are trying to attract a hot chick with scent, just rub your entire body with hundred dollar bills.

They'll sniff it out

Eau de Bovine.

I usually smell like something that came out of the south end of a cow.

Lubiseptic and Nolvasan are competing odors.

I liked the smell of Paco Rabanne 1 million.
Different and not sissy.
Didnt buy it.

Dunno if id get attacked by all the old skanks in my burg.

My wife makes a great unscented soap from beef fat. It gets you clean and no smell from either the soap or your pits. I guess it works. My wife is still with me.

I figure cologne is some thing guys use when they are too darn lazy to practice good personal hygiene

And pants are what guys wear when they don't have a massive can of pringles hanging between their legs.

I'm no fan. Had a t shirt on the other day when I went to welding class. Took it off that night and could smell "fruify" crap on it, probably some version of AXE crap that came off the welding jacket I wore in class, no doubt left by some HS kid trying to smell "manly".

I've on bottle of Lagerfeld under the sink in the master bath. Have had it for over 30 years I bet. Still about half full. Bet I haven't used any in over five years.

I'll be OK if I don't use any for another five.

I like the Retired Air Force officer blend

Aqua Velvet and Colostomy Bag

A 'manly scent' is whatever the cologne makers can con males into buying.

Brut aftershave usually only on Sunday’s. Wife likes it and a lady or ten from work have asked because they were looking for something for their guy (I presume 😉).

Used Pinaud Clubman before that.

I’ve had bottles of expensive colognes before but at today’s prices they are a luxury item. I believe Escape by CK was one of the better liked ones I’ve had.

The variety pack is the only way to fly.




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He's back,

and mean as ever.

I love going hunting and walking past someone's truck parked in the forest/desert and smelling those things from 15' away.

And dude's go to the trouble of changing into camo clothes and such before riding out to their "spot".


It's kinda like smelling a smoker from a 1/4 mile downwind.

Close Contact.. Hands Down .. Mexican Tuna Oil ..

The new car smelly is for picking up a blind date in your 1987 Ford Taurus.

Leather smelly is when you want wimmins to think your plethor couch is real animal hide.

Black Ice is for the bedroom and works best in conjunction with a black light and velvet art work.

Vanilla and Strawberry is for the bathroom, so wimmins think your ass smells good.

Pine is for hunting.

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Beaver I took you for an English Leather guy…😂

I never buy any, but some of the chicks I've gone out with have bought me some.

I finally saw my typo.......bat rum doesn't sound very nice.

Do they make one in Creosote Bush for those that hunt in the deserts of the SW?

Is that some sort of underhanded hint???


Maybe you have too much manly musk exuding from your pores?

Boomer smell = Jovan Musk


Nice cologne = Mankind by Kenneth Cole

I was...Then I learnt how’s to make my own scent. Soaking my nut sack in hot water, with a spoonful of DMSO and cloves changed my life.

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Mankind sounds Boy George.. No Offense..

We’ve all worn the scent of broke before.

Lol

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"The Baron"

The English make very good cologne's:

https://www.westcoastshaving.com/co...o-f-trumper-eucris-eau-de-toilette-100ml

George F. Trumper's Eucris, it's been around since 1912.

And this:

https://www.westcoastshaving.com/co...-cologne-50ml-glass-bottle-with-atomiser

George F. Trumper's Sandalwood, it's a newer cologne.


Both are a bit pricey due to being imported, but they're both worth it. The women love both, I've gotten the most 'attention' from Eucris.

Haven't paid much attention since the days of dousing with English Leather or Jade.

Skunk piss and earth wafers smell pretty good to me.

Smells like axle grease and gear oil ...........................................



'cause brokedickmofos can't afford mechanix to work on their vehicles.

Old Spice, same as when I was 17. I only use it when we're going out somewhere and I think I need to smell good. I had some of that AXE body wash. I think I picked it up at a dollar store. Stinks to high heaven. Works pretty good on my car's floor mats.

Stetson Original.

Hoppes or Tinks 69

Versace Au Fraiche

Aramis and English Leather.....can get both Online P.S. Be sure to get a good toothbrush, toothpaste, Floss and Fruit Flavored Certs breath mints....that's the scents I used for my little Trophy Blond almost 49yrs ago, ha!

In From Russia With Love Tatiana asks Bond why Englishmen don’t wear perfume. Bond’s reply was,

“We wash”

Can’t stand it on myself, don’t like to be around others wearing it as like old women and perfume, almost everyone uses way too much. Hated it when guys used the phones at work and left that stink on the handsets.

😂😂😂

You just have a whole new meaning to Beaver scent… Tarqueen will be along shortly to ask you out on a date.

na, just gifts of their favorite cologne.

na, just gifts of their favorite cologne.I do buy aqua vela for shaving. Just never could understand buying perfume.

Old Spice if anything... and most times just the aftershave.

Phil

WD-40 by day and since I’m a tug boat captain-
Ambergris by night.

My guess?
Slum smells like aquanet and a pawnshop.
Rene, kiwi shoe polish and mothballs.
Me, PETN, hydro-gel and regret.

Lol!!!

"Bobo"
Aka: Polo

Long ago in a galaxy far away in my late 20,s back in 2/327th days.
1 Drop inside wrist
Rub on other wrist.
Hit sides of neck with the wrist.
Khan loved the smell it drove her crazy in bed going after my neck and shoulders

Bunch of us would go out with the wives and girlfriends

All of us guys would wear it.
Running joke among us we called it.
"Honk on Bobo" aka always get a bj at least wearing Bobo...

Wives and girlfriends all thought it was actually called Bobo..
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Us guys never told em what it was other than Bobo...
Khan searched for a bottle of "Bobo" for me for Christmas 1st yr we got married at high end stores.
No one heard of it.
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Finally she asked me where she could find it for me and told me how she had no luck finding it in like 4 or 5 places.

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I had to explain what Bobo actually was called.
I was in the dog house for about a week after that one.


She didnt see the humor in it all for some reason....
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Jeez dude,

I wish you could have taught a roommate of mine how to do the wrist thing.

Fugger would shower, go in his room on the other side of the house, and start with that crap.

I could smell it, strong and obnoxious, in my room on the far other side of the house, even with his door and mine closed.

When I asked, he said "I ride a motorcycle and I'm afraid it will all blow off by the time I get there"

Scheidt never blew off, it was on his leather for years. Always knew when he was around.

Can you tell...............................I'm not fond of "Bobo"

The Santa Wife dropped a bottle of this into my Christmas stocking....I figured it was a subtle hint that my sweaty taint and balls hammock was so 1980’s.



Lol

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Light and Fresh "Wild Bamboo"

She wants you to smell like a fairy Chinaman?

A little does alot.
Alot does little.



Just like women and perfume.

Enough to get a slight whiff.




Not 2 week bath time grammy or grampy using it too cover B.O.


Or the middle ages to keep the stench of Black death away.



We all been behind that person 10 15 ft away in public places wearing a gallon of whatever you can smell.

Instant headache due to olafactory overload....

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Reminded me of a college roommate who would apply about 1/2 a spray can of Right Guard to himself and the small atmosphere of the dorm room each morning - hideous stuff.

I know, I know...😂

It is an easy solution....I simply hit the button to disperse a plume of fragrance, that is specifically designed to mask the odors of a working man.

It’s almost like a shower in a can.

“Danner Boot” the dog, hates the stuff! He gives a full fledge, snot throwing snort every time I spray it.


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Money saving tip for you tightwads out there...if you can stand still in front of the air freshener in some public bathrooms, they mist out some scent every so many minutes. Lol

Crack whores will flock to you, somehow recognizing the scent...

You ever try stealing the urinal mint and putting it in your pocket?

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Perfume is for women.

Period.

Some of the newer versions of the scented screens in the urinals are so strong I can smell them on my clothes after being in there long enough to pee.

If I wanted to smell like a fake rainy meadow I'd go buy some friggen perfume...............or a scented oil plug in.

Yup. It’s sufficient for a man to merely not smell bad.

Aqua Di Gio

This works well.

Zizanie

Spray it once up in the air then walk through the cloud as it settles.

Getting curiouser and curiouser around here.

Talk to Jim Conrad. He gets his at his hair salon.

Ambergris #5

Not into it

Stetson

Last Wednesday Lisa gave me a hug, said wow you smell great, what do you have on? Hard On I said, didn't think you could smell it though.

Otherwise I use Sure [bleep] after shave when going out hi-steppin'..

Yea, me to, but call it Sure [bleep], it DOES work.

+1

X-wife gifted me some Drakar early on. I liked the aroma ok. I'm prejudiced against it now just 'cause she liked it.

Maybe she bought the Drakar to replace the hai karate?

edit to add:
Might experiment, found this online, made in Ukraine: COUPLER Pheromone Cologne for Men

About this item
Attraction: This sophisticated and ultra-musculine pheromone infused oil perfume volume 10 ml signals availability and openness to new things. The fragrance embodies the absolute ideal of a man - a brutal and daring person with his own principles and ambitions. For other representatives of the stronger sex, he is an example to follow, but for cute beauties, he is an object of desire. He already knows the taste of victory.
Signal: This fragrance is sure to enchant those who are in close contact with you. This cologne for men aids in natural appeal to women. The composition is represented by an amazing interweaving of initial marine notes with hints of grapefruit, behind which a bay leaf appears. The base contains patchouli with ambergris and guaiac wood.
Complementary: Pheromone leaves you feeling confident, elegant and adorable, and is sure to attract appreciative comments from friends and acquaintances. This pheromones perfume for men not only provides pure pheromones for him, but it also works with any other perfumes on the body.
Pheromones: These liquid pheromones for men are original to Coupler. The pheromone concentrate and oils deliver long release times when placed on the skin
Made in Ukraine

Terre d’Hermes
Acqua di Gio

Wear a fragrance at least 45 minutes before making a final decision - it changes during that time.

Old Spice, whatever I get for Christmas.

If it's Ukrainian, it's probably as gay Zalensky and you'll have uktards begging to suck your crank

Hope you had your covtard shots

lol

I use witch hazel before I shave, dont think it brought any women

^^Yes. I tried Terre d'Hermes at a store after reading about eleventy-billion reviews - it did not work for me. A blind purchase would have been a waste of $ for me.

If I gotta....it's Aqua Velva.

Years back, I had a pack of Luckies, and a bottle of Old Spice under the car seat.

The blend from a leaky bottle made an interesting taste, however, once was enough.

My wife says I smell like an old man. She seems to like it. I gave up colognes and such at 19, when I went into the Navy.

Deer hunting is serious business, we just don’t allow that stuff in our home.

Now...if I was a 5ft-3” - 340 lb, corn baiting, heated shoot-house, f350 dually driving guy.... maybe some Ed Pinaud after shave splash.

Acqua di gio

From Barney Jeckel into Bubba Hyde

You are one sick dude.

Just a suggestion or those that are married. I would not use a cologne that smells like dead fish. Just sayin.

PB Blaster.

Only smells I like are sage brush, pine boughs and hoppes no. 9. My wife wants me to wear something she bought when we first got married. That bottle is still in the medicine cabinet and as full as it was new. Told her it smelled like a french whorehouse. She said how do you know that? Told her you learn things in the Navy...

My cologne is sweat.

For me,

Winter scent: Armani Code Eau de Parfum.

Summer scent: Armani Aqua Di Gio Profumo.

And all round: Yves Saint Lauren Y Eau De Parfum.

Which one is best for climbing under a tractor to find out where it's leaking?

Is there a certain one that works better while bass fishing with pliugs vs trout fishing with salmon eggs?

Do some of you fellas have special ones for when you do the "manscaping" thing?

Is one more effective on dumb blondes and another one smart brunettes?

some y'all are just weird.

Damn you guys are funny

Especially the ex-Navy guys

I didn’t think of soap based stuff… That’s interesting..

Look, if you are waiting for the cologne that smells like a Cuban cigar and Macallan 12-year old scotch it ain't on the market yet