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Posted By: Beoceorl Police warn community members of ongoing whipped cream attacks - 04/15/22
Just when you think people couldn't get any dumber. Probably another stupid internet challenge thing.

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Police warn community members of ongoing whipped cream attacks
By Jordan Gartner
Published: Apr. 14, 2022 at 8:33 PM CDT|Updated: 17 hours ago

GREENVILLE, S.C. (Gray News) - Authorities in South Carolina said several incidents have happened recently where a person has assaulted people with a plate of whipped cream.

On Thursday, the Greenville Police Department said it was investigating after multiple people were targeted.

According to police, a woman was walking on the sidewalk Thursday afternoon while pushing her child in a stroller when a man hit her in the face with a plate of whipped cream.

The police department released a picture of the person in question and urged anyone to contact officers at 864-271-5333 if they had any further information.



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Posted By: hanco Re: Police warn community members of ongoing whipped cream attacks - 04/15/22
Must have been watching silent movies or Three stooges.
Posted By: auk1124 Re: Police warn community members of ongoing whipped cream attacks - 04/15/22
Good way to get your retarded ass kicked (or shot).

I bet he ain't doing it to people his own size though...
Posted By: Jim1611 Re: Police warn community members of ongoing whipped cream attacks - 04/15/22
But he looks like such a nice young man. Surely they are mistaken.
Posted By: Valsdad Re: Police warn community members of ongoing whipped cream attacks - 04/15/22
Better he should use a Super Soaker?
Posted By: slumlord Re: Police warn community members of ongoing whipped cream attacks - 04/15/22
Seems harmless

Let the kids have their fun
Posted By: Savage_Hunter Re: Police warn community members of ongoing whipped cream attacks - 04/15/22
It's all fun and games until your cream gets whipped.
Posted By: Valsdad Re: Police warn community members of ongoing whipped cream attacks - 04/15/22
Originally Posted by slumlord
Seems harmless

Let the kids have their fun


Probably more harmless than shooting Eugenia berries at white cars with slingshots?
Posted By: MarkWV Re: Police warn community members of ongoing whipped cream attacks - 04/15/22
If it’s that crap called Reddi Whip I can see why people are pissed off.
Posted By: Valsdad Re: Police warn community members of ongoing whipped cream attacks - 04/15/22
Originally Posted by MarkWV
If it’s that crap called Reddi Whip I can see why people are pissed off.

Hey, the original real cream based one isn't that bad.

and when the can is done you get a free shot of nitrous to inhale.




Maybe that's what the kid is up to..............getting some use out of the cream while he stocks up on a supply of "whip its"
Posted By: paint Re: Police warn community members of ongoing whipped cream attacks - 04/15/22

Kentucky Fried Movie?

Film at 11:00…….
Posted By: BeardedGunsmith Re: Police warn community members of ongoing whipped cream attacks - 04/15/22
What fun is it if you don't get to huff the nitrous in the can first?
Posted By: The_Real_Hawkeye Re: Police warn community members of ongoing whipped cream attacks - 04/15/22
Originally Posted by paint

Kentucky Fried Movie?

Film at 11:00…….

A Fist Full of Yen:

Posted By: rainshot Re: Police warn community members of ongoing whipped cream attacks - 04/15/22
Probably better than water balloons.
Posted By: kaywoodie Re: Police warn community members of ongoing whipped cream attacks - 04/15/22
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by slumlord
Seems harmless

Let the kids have their fun


Probably more harmless than shooting Eugenia berries at white cars with slingshots?


Damn I remembers Eugenia Berries! We went to hi school together!
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