Only when I drink tequila

No, but I got hit by a flying plate once.

Neither have I!

Chortle

It might be a fun ride!

Once, in college

They hover around hereabouts. At night doing maneuvers.
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Bad whiskey;do it every time.

No, but I have been on a trip or two.

You were lucky it was only a spaceship, almost every time I drank tequila, I was abducted to a jail cell.

My 15 year old cousin used that as an excuse when she didn't get home until 8 in the morning.

Must have been probed.

A friend told me about that stuff.
😄😄😄

LMAO

That photo is from the “Test Site”.

If they have a book, "How to serve man", don't go!!

I’m sure you’ve been butt diddled a few times.

I was just barely missed by a flying fried egg. 🍳

You're thinking of happy camper.


Oh yeah, there was no spaceship. just Kenneth Copeland.

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Charlie chuckles is the 2nd abductee in this clip.

No that was your experience and you been smiling ever since.

Bring it....

Absolutely. I’m just thankful your colostomy bag had handles.

I've been everywhere man...

I worked with a guy a few years back that claimed to have seen a flying saucer hovering over the field in his back yard, said he shot at it with a deer rifle and heard the bullet hit it.
I didnt engage in the conversation......

Fell off the jetway again.

I see enough weird aliens at Walmart after 11 pm.....no need to go anywhere.

U took a trip & never left the farm eh ?

Videos & stories 'bout guys like you

It'd be cool!

Lots of aliens in this area, from here south

Usually when they abduct somebody, they're
found later in the midst of a pile of burning tires

Tire fire, eh?

Gus must be driving?

Lol! Good episode TTZ.

What do you think they are Richard?

Tar far.. 😁

The closest, was a helicopter ride, Camp Ripley, Minnesota.

😂🦫

😄🍔

That Bosler guy with the artesian water well. Pat McGuire. https://mikehurwitz.com/album/1300859/spaceships-o-r-wyoming

My late Mother-in-law always put tars on her car and tire on the roof. She was a wonderful woman though. miles

A guy in my home town of Brooksville was...........

Scroll down to John reeves

https://www.hernandosun.com/2019/06/10/marker-48-celebrates-john-reeves-incident/

That black supremist louis farrakan(sp) claims to
have been abducted twice. He ain't shy about it.

Aliens do not give free rides. There is always a price to pay.

The aliens didn’t think he was worth keeping either, huh?

I have some alien currency...

Starbucks.

About half the AH on this forum stay on an ‘alien ride’ 95% of the time!!

No, but I have been abducted to Iowa once.

Of course I have.
I grew up in the White Mtns of AZ in the 50's - 70's, everyone here has.
Still live here.

Actually........

have a guy that swears he say a UPO pass over him......

Carbon County Utah....back......maybe 1985 or so

Did the aliens speak English? Any accent?

UPO = ?

Caught me

U
F
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OK.. I just thought that the P stood for pussy.

hell ya

Maybe that's what happened to Gus. They came back and picked him up.

I've been accused of starting inane threads, I'll confess I did this time.

I'm amazed it gained any traction at all!

Seen two, but never been in one.

Yep, here is a youtube video

Never have. But long ago saw a guy that really believed it was in progress and me and a friend were aliens responsible for his kidnap. Pretty sure the mushrooms had a lot to do with it. Was totally freaked out. Kept telling us it was ok, he wasn’t worried, but wanted to be sure we’d take him back to earth later. Funny thing was he had wanted to be around us doing the schrooms because it would be safe.

Is this an "ass, gas or grass" type arrangement?

wabigoon;
Good evening my friend, I hope that this last day of May was kind to you all.

Your query and some of the responses reminded me of the closest that I've come to an alien being, so with apologies for my wandering off a wee bit, it went like this as I recall.

I'd moved to BC in the spring of '81 and had been hired on to a framing crew. Back in those days we didn't have suspenders on our nail and tool pouches, they were just belt pouches and always leather.

Since I was new at it and just starting out, I'd picked up one that was made of fairly decent leather but not as decent stitching. One day I decided that I needed to get the pouch sewed back up and buddy noted that there was a shoe maker in a small shop which was just across the street and down the block a wee bit from where we were framing condos. He said he'd not heard anything about the shoemaker and went along with me as he had some work that needed done too, but I can't recall what that was anymore.

The shoemaker was younger than I expected, maybe in his mid '30's I thought, but I've always been horrible at guessing anyone's age.

When I showed him what I needed done, he quoted a fair price and said he'd do it while we waited, so I was impressed to say the least.

In short order the work was completed and as I was paying him I mentioned I was new in town, really liked the valley a lot and asked how long he'd been there?

"Too long", was his reply, then he continued, "Yah my spaceship crashed into Skaha lake 123 years ago and I've been stuck here ever since. I'm really tired of it as you can imagine".

I looked at him, then at buddy, whose eyes were as wide as I've ever seen them. When we both looked back at the shoemaker he was dead serious, so we said something like, "That's rough. Sorry to hear about that..." and left.

Years later we still laughed about how good a shoemaker that alien space being had become. At least he or it was multi talented, I'll give that to it.

Oh, that leather nail pouch is still in good shape where he repaired it too by the way.

That's my story anyways wabigoon, sorry it wasn't more exciting.

All the best and God bless.

Dwayne

Wow Dwayne, you were waaay off on guessing his age!

RS308MX;
Good evening, thanks for the reply and the chuckle tonight.

Indeed I hope I've never purported or pretended to be good at much of anything.

For sure and certain my age guessing abilities are suspect to less than poor at best.

I should say though that's as far off as I've ever been for sure though.

All the best.

Dwayne

Can't say I was 'taken up' in a flying saucer - More like, 'left behind'?

I spent last night in Roswell and it was close. Feel safer in Moab tonight...

Never you

only when

Pretty drive!

Did you know Travis?

Almost shot one with my 338 win mag a few years ago. Wasn’t very big.