Saw one this morning. Mature age, about 3’ tall and black. Normal size head with a full beard, muscular shoulders, tapered down to a waist of about 20”. Sitting on the parking lot curb chatting on his cellphone. Dayum if that phone didn’t look big! Guess if he made a fist it would have been about the size of a tennis ball. I was so scared I didn’t laff out loud. 🤪

Some of those little fellers are surprisingly strong. I went to high school with one, I think he was right at 4' tall as an adult.

He could bench about 180 lbs. Of course, he only had to move the bar about 15".

I see maybe 1-2 a year.
I kind of feel bad saying this but they scare and creep me out me too!

Farts in an elevator cause problems for 'em!!

They’re always sticking their nose in other people’s business

I don't care who ya are, that's some funny sheite right there. Hahaha

Using the word Midget isn't politically correct, Dwarf is the term used to describe one of those people. And a question, why is the sport of "Dwarf toss" not an Olympic event?

Just a suggestion, but if you ever get into a fight with a midget, don’t worry about a hook to your chin, nosireee! Protect your jewels!

Just what we needed, another Big Stick thread.

lolololololololol

I saw one working in a cabinet shop around here.
He was doing all the work a regular guy had to get
on his knees to do. Seem to be a valuable addition
to the cabinet crew.

We were once at a minor league baseball game. Apparently there was some midget conference in town, and unknown to us, it was little people night at the ballpark. That was friggin creepy!
They tried to do the wave, but it was only a ripple!

I sure wish I had one to toss under a house with a low crawlspace to help me run some wire now and then.

PM alwaysaCunhdt. He may be Available

Randy Newman’s song about short people ain’t got nobody comes to mind.

I have not ever been in person near them. For a long time I didn’t believe in them.

Midgets are not dwarfs

Somebody told me there were several in porn movies.

I haven’t seen one in a long time!

This is true. Dwarfs are small and proportioned like a normal person. Midgets/little people have stunted limbs, regular sized head with particular features (midget face). Midget genitals appear to be normal size/depth.

Other way around.

Yeah it's probably the start of my midget fetish,, I was at the the gas station and saw a little Amish girl buying a cup of coffee and I was like that's cute. She turned around and was about a 35 yr old Amish midget. I was like man I could cross to things off my fetish list with one shot

Bridget the midget.

It would be easier to remember if they were named like bass.

Smallhead Midget vs Largehead Midget

Unfortunately I have a crazy midget story. When I was 20 my college roommate and his older brother called me to give them a rid home from Harry’s Bar in Pismo Ca. I got there and they weren’t outside waiting so I parked by the pier and went to the back door where the small crowd of smokers were going out to smoke and figured I would see them come out or get somebody to tell them that their ride was there. Seconds after I walk up to the crowd a pretty attractive woman in her late thirties or early forties come running out the door quickly looked at everybody standing there and when she realized she see who she was looking for and didn’t recognize anybody she went to me and with a bit of panic in her voice said “please just put your arm around me and go to your car and lock the door!” I was kinda dumbfounded and stammered ok put my arm around her shoulder and before we walked two steps a drunk midget in full biker leathers holding a beer came busting out the back door yelling obscenities. The bouncer scuffed with him for a second and took the beer bottle away from him. Then he came running at us yelling and swinging. I caught him by the head and was straight arming him as he was swinging and kicking at me and we were spinning around. This went on long enough for half the bar to empty out to watch laughing and cheering him on until eventually two bouncers jumped in and pulled him off. The lady ran away during the fight and I still have no idea what happened in the bar before she ran out. Thankfully this was 20plus years ago and no one had camera phones to video everything or I’m sure it would have gone viral.

I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday.

Me; “Are you ok sir?”

Midget; “Well, I’m not happy.”

Me; "My bad, which one are ya?


GWB

There was one at our local strip club for a couple years.

The enjoyed a boost in patronage for a short time....

Yep. Sure does. 😊

Every man likes a little pùssy now and then.

Got to hand it to them though.

Frienda mine is a midget.

Made a decent livin travelin as a professional wrestler.

Was on Springer a few times.

So many women asked him if he hadda big dick, he finally had a t-shirt printed up that says "I got a big forearm!".

And he wears it ta bars.

He says it saves time.

I always tell them they are the "right height"!

Every midget that I’ve ever seen was a life of the party type of personality. Singing karaoke on bar tables, dressing up as leprechauns for Saint Patrick’s Day ect; everyone loves to see a midget especially when out drinking.

I heard of a midget that could be rented to walk around parties with a sombrero full of nacho chips and the salsa in the crown. The idea being that he was just the right height for the participants to casually take a chip as he walked by.

I always wanted to go to one of those bars that featured midgets in the Velcro suits to throw at the dartboard but never did get to one.

Perfect woman would be 33" tall,
and have a flat head to set your beer on!

Do you know what they call an Eskimo midget who is impotent?

A frigid midget with a rigid digit.

(I thought you boys and girls would like that one.

L.W.

Where is Al Goldstein when you need him? I bet the old Hustler magazine ran a few features on midgets.

And no teeth.

And own a liquor store

Had a nice looking blond midget try to pick me up in a dancehall many years ago. She was cute, but very pregnant so I politely passed on her invitation. She got back at me by going home with my drunk buddy and left me to thumb my way home in the rain

I remember reading about the opening of "The Wizard of Oz". The theater promoted the movie by hiring a collection of the little people to dress up and be atop the marquee. The day was hot, the job was boring, and they looked for relief. Alcohol was involved, a poker game broke out, and soon unclothed small people were cavorting atop the marquee, yelling obscenities to the assembled multitude. The police were called, ladders were set up, and the officers removed the revelers in sacks.

A midget married a tall blond WNBA star.

He said:
"When you's nose to nose, yous toes is in it.
When you's toes to toes, yous nose is in it."

You guys in metro USA

See all kinda schidt I never see............

Pic.......just poured another adult beverage

Did have a 777 fly over to LA this night

LMFAO

I worked with one . Said he was 100#'s and his balls weighed 50#'s . He was half nuts

LMAO!!

Your memoirs could be titled “I got hit on by a pregnant midget” and probably be a best seller.

It might make a good title for a David Allen Coe song.

Everyone that has posted in this thread is a phugging moron. My daughter is a little person and she is better than anyone of your phugging pukes. She's 15 and starting to drive. I ordered pedal extensions so she can reach the pedals. She is the best thing that has ever happened to me. I'd like to meet some of you ignorant mother phuggers so I could biitch slap the piss out of you. Especially the OP! Go phuggk yourselves, every single one of you.

And pistol grips for ears.

I remember the first time I saw that on late night TV as a kid. We laughed till our sides hurt.

there's definitely plenty of mental midgets around here...

I doubt you've changed any hearts or minds with this post.

Maybe just a little?

Oh wow , the places this thread went , and in a hurry. LOL I worked with one years ago and it was a pain to deal with most everyday. Lazy , sticky fingered little bastad that ate his weight everyday.

Don’t get short with us! You posted in this thread too.

Are you serious, or is this a stunt?

I worked with a fellow about 35 years ago. He was 4 ft. 5 in. Don't know what his classification would be in the dwarf world, but he got his balls busted daily. If you went into the mens room you could tell that it was him on the throne, his feet wouldn't touch the floor. We used to take him small game hunting and he would walk through the brush patches with his shotgun barrel pointed straight up so we could tell where he was. He came to work one day wearing his new cowboy boots that he just bought. They came up to his knees. A lot of laughs that day.

I was always told a "midget" was proportioned normally, just smaller overall.
A "dwarf" is generally slightly mis-proportioned a bit.
I used to know a few "dwarfs" - generally the result of inbreeding.
Results of our (large) area being settled by 6 hispanic families.
The advent of the automobile kinda resulted in fewer dwarves, as the dating pool got larger. IMHO, of course.

so is Bridget the midget a dwarf or a midget?
rumor has it her dad is easily irritated by talk of such...

My midget story:

A few years ago I’m at a big charity event at a hotel, with lots of celebrities. I go to the bathroom. As I’m washing my hands, I hear 2 dudes mumbling inside the big handicapped toilet stall. Great, I think.

As I look in the mirror I see the stall door open behind me and out comes a BIG dude sort of steering Vern Troyer (the actor who played Mini me in Austin Powers) by the shoulders. Apparently his body guard helping him get up onto the full sized toilet. Both wearing tuxes. He looked a bit hammered.

That guy was tiny!

We've got one that used to be a regular here at the gun shop. Really nice guy. Haven't seen him in a few years but he's bought several guns here. Shortly after the Rossi Ranch Hand lever action "pistols" came out, he happened to show up as we were putting a couple in the cabinet. He said "Let me see that!" I handed him one and he threw it up to his shoulder like a rifle and it fit him PERFECTLY. He had a smile on his face a mile wide and couldn't get his credit card out fast enough!

Used to see the Roloffs around. Lived not far from them. The wife drove like a maniac. Cut me off once.

When I worked for AT&T there were two brothers who were 4 and a half feet tall. I guess that would qualify them as little people. There names were Troy Nd Roy. We all called them Tip and Ring. (telco slang)

Sign in front of a local bowling alley a few years back:

. This guy is one of the funniest comedians out there right now

This one is kinda cute, I’d hit it!

spinner!!!

we all know why some of you boys love midgets
..
it's the only way you can truly hit bottom...

There a midget on Fox News right now

You cretins are 'spozed to know they are called "little people", to be PC.

I do beat hell out of the sides, especially up front. No complaints so far.

I grew up in the same community with a guy who is a midget/dwarf, whatever you want to call him. He was as stout as a bull, and could hold his own with anybody. He married a normal size woman, and they had a son that was the spitting image of his daddy, also a little fellow. Just like his daddy, he too is a stout person.

Shortzenegger?

😂🤣

They all look like Oompa Loompa's to me.

As said before, midgets and dwarfs aren't the same thing. The term midget is now considered derogatory. They prefer to be called little people. I guess it goes along with negroes-blacks-African Americans. It's only derogatory if you don't like it. It's an excuse to get mad if someone calls you by the wrong noun.

To my knowledge, there aren't any of either in this area. At least I've never seen one in 50 years here.

I think I’d prefer the term midget to little person we’re I one.

Dwarf, but Bridget the Midget is a better stage name.

well the first 2”s is puzzy and the rest is guts.

Some of them are Happy.