Invited you to Thanksgiving dinner at his place what do you bring? Please discuss?

I would bring a tater tot casserole

Couple 15 packs of natty daddy 6.95 apiece at the DG.

S&W 586 and some cranberries.

Nalleys chili mixed with top ramen. And he can have my s&w 64 3”.

Fry Daddy and a case of mozzarella sticks

My guitar and a Flobee.

Three dozen bacon\jalapeno wrapped dove breasts.

Sweet taters.

One more item: Fancy Devil Eggs.

Velveeta cheese blocks, a can of diced maters per block, family size bag of ruffle tater chips, case of busch lite.

You're welcome n happy holidays!

Two bottles of fine Kentucky Bourbon

One to drink while there and one as a gift for Jim

some McCormick whiskey and a John Deere hat....

Probably scrapple, puddin' meat, Lebanon Boloney, some deer boloney,
Gallon of maple syrup.

He may like some of it, or not.
But he would enjoy the heck out of trying it.

I’d bring a big ol’ serving of pardship.

All the .410 shells I can find for his young'uns. Maybe part of my primer stash as well.

Mashed rutabagas and cornbread oyster dressing. And a bottle of bourbon.

A pile of Conecuh sausage and a few bricks of .22 for the boys.

Refrigerated truck full of Dungeness Crab. Goin back to Kali with some Conrad Beef.

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A unicorn and dessert coffee.

LMAO !

I would bring a signed color picture of Tulsi, a Starlink, and a brick of .22 to go shoot with the young uns'.

USDA PRIME beef from Costco and a good pair of running shoes.

My 7mm08.

1500 gallons of diesel
And a hemroid cushion.

Home-made smoked brisket tamales.

Rain, but not until we got our share first.



Clyde

I will start gathering all the Hutterite turkey I can!

I am humbled by your generosity.

And Cisco.

Who is Jimmy Conrad?

Whatever you bring it needs to be a lot.

Buncha ammo for the kids - me and Big Jim included!

A smoked turkey, couple bricks of 22's and some 44 specials from Mr. sagebrush!

Stuff he and his have likely never had. A pot of sauce with braciole.



And stuffed artichokes.

Yes, one of a very few here I wouldn't mind meeting.


Of course...one of the others is Stick!

Avacados, fresh crab, and an “I’ve got a pard in California” sticker for his tractor..

Old Toot, Houston_2, and Direct-Drive. They'd only need one chair.

Dozen Cici,s pizzas of various custom ordered sorts and 8 trays of their sticky cinnamon buns with about 3 squeeze tubes of frosting for them.

Flown in on my Lear jet with rough terrian landing gear and kept hot in state of the art delivery boxes.
#campfirelegendevent....


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Venison mincemeat pie and one of the neighborhood sister-wives.

I'm bringin the Vegemite Jim !!

You may want to hold up on that as I am not sure Jim's palate is that sophisticated.

https://www.teetsfoodstore.com/shop/smokedmeats/PT.html?ucacid=424402815.802372

https://www.teetsfoodstore.com/shop/smokedmeats/AS1.html?ucacid=424402815.802372

https://www.kartchnersinscott.com/products/boudin/pork-boudin/

https://www.jackmillers.com/product/bar-b-que-sauce/

VB or XXXX then ?

Coopers, Tooheys ??

Yeah, maybe Tooheys old !

XXXX...definitely XXXX.


Or maybe Bundy OP.

Oh yeah, over proof square bear !

With your weather warming up, you should be heading into drop bear season, over there.

You got your tags ?

Sounds gay.

Modoc red taters

I'm hoping to have a good crop of them.

Whatever they want done with them, mashed, fried, scalloped, whatever.

And 44 special, brass, bullets, or loaded rounds.

Pard.

No pards in your life?

Where the heck you at?

I thought only our family, from back East, had them at holiday meals. Couple of carrots cooked with them and mashed up to brighten up the orange color.

Wife thinks I'm nuts (might be, but not for this) because I require them with turkey or ham dinner on the holidays.

Pards are not gay.

Pardness is not the equivalent of gayness.

My wife makes the best pies in the world. Would take a couple of pumpkin pies and a couple of raspberry pies.

Lard in the crust???

Tofu quinoa salad with lentil balsamic vinaigrette.

Gotta be keto friendly and combat fruit...so only lard.

And a little bit of honey.

martha stewart would suggest cuisine palatable to the guests, e.g. road kill, sufficiently brazed for compromised dentation

I Got the chocolate wonderfall machine from Golden Corral I can bring.

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Hatch chili pepper pork rinds and a case of Fort Worth brewed Miller High Life.

Brazed?

Flux or no flux?

Lard with bacon bits for flavor?

Thumbs up.

And sub cabbage for pie filling. Going for DAYS!

Sounds like a good time in the making.

That is 2 complete different people right there. I could hang and drink beers with Jim all day long. Stick is just tiresome

My Swedish grandmother. Actually never met her, but her food traditions stay strong in our holiday food. I prefer them over mashed potatoes, but my kids disagree.

Bag of almonds and some Itasca boots for his kids.

No Swedes in our tree, just Irishers.

Maybe they got the rutabaga things from their Viking ancestors.

I've been know to mix the rutabagas (we called them turnips, the purple and white ones were called white turnips) and taters together, with the corn and top it all with a lot of giblet gravy. Bothers the heck out of those at the table that can't have their separate foods even touch.

fitty pound bag?

Sure why not. They aren't worth schiet this year anyways.

Love turnips too, but rutabaga for the holidays.

I've never added carrots to it that's an interesting take.

I thought he was native, He celebrates thanksgiving?
Thanks for what, small pox and syphilis?

Do people really call him Jimmy?

I'm making a seafood gumbo from Scratch right now, doubt it would last the trip.

I think you just Jimmy Olsened that tidbit.

But you haven’t met him…

I bet stick is nothing like his online persona...

Dont know about that. That level of retardation takes years of practice lol

A helping hand if he/they needed it.

A case of Schlitz bottles and maybe some of the heirloom rye, maybe.


I don't want him passing out in the road....or is that just the feather types?

And ammo.

Ammo I have. As long as I'm there, it's public domain.

Fresh roasted green Chile and the best beef jerky anyone has ever had.

Darn shame we are just bullschidting.
It sounds like a blast.
With the biggest problem being unable to hold a good sample of everything.

Seems they just add some color. Only a couple to a big pot of rutabagas. 10% at most? Who knows, carrot is known to add some sweetness to things, so maybe folks thought that was a good idea?

I just do it cause that's the way mom did it.

And pickled okra.

A dozen tins of premium Brislings.

I love that stuff, will eat a whole jar in one sitting.

Same thing I bring everywhere I go.

The most charming and witty company anyone has ever had!

Mormans. Young female ambassadors.

Pasties
Couple bricks of 22lr
Bottle of Pendleton

Pasties?

You ashamed of your nips?

Bring something? Whaa?

brays

Whoa now !

Ken's been holding out on us ?????????

Before making that claim about the jerky, it would be prudent of him to send you and me a 4 oz bag (125g or so for you folks) to test the validity of that statement, eh?

I don’t know Jim, but I’m pretty sure no matter what you brought you’d be welcomed and have a good time. The guy seems like the salt of the earth kinda family man. My kinda people. As Gump would say,”That’s all I’ve got to say about that.”.

It’s Kelly. A valid statement.

Lasagna, 3 layer German Chocolate cake and a bottle of Turkey 101 .

IIRC some guy on the ‘Fire arranged to deliver live New England lobsters and scallops about sixty miles down S Padre Island. Something could prob’ly be arranged.

Lmao