Stock Market hit 14k today. It's been an absolute bloodbath. Anyone have any suggestions on what to buy to try to get my portfolio back to zero?

TPB

Osky

Hire a Pro.

The Vietnamese bank ??

kwg

HARD COMMODITIES... PHYSICALLY HELD.

No-load mutual funds. Vanguard Index, Janus, etc.

It finally came...

The Dow Jones Industrial Average (DJI) advanced 0.5% or 173.01 points to close at 36,577.94, marking its highest close since Jan 4, 2022. Notably, 21 components of the 30-stock index ended in positive territory, while nine ended in negative zone. The major gainer of the blue-chip index was Salesforce, Inc. CRM after jumping 1.7%. CRM currently carries a Zacks Rank #3 (Hold). You can see the complete list of today’s Zacks #1 Rank (Strong Buy) stocks here.

Cruel of you to make sport of the investment advice dispensed here.

No, Turning Point Brands Inc.

Osky

Buggy whips and tulips, you can thank me later after you make eleventy-billion $$$

Wells Fargo.

Tucker Carlson Warns: 2024 Will Be ‘Like Nothing We’ve Ever Seen’

Which market hit 14?

You referring to the DOW?

Care to be a little more specific?

Ignore this loser

You will be impressed with my latest purchase. Will start a thread next week.

Edited to say it involves a 4cyl Cummins

You keep following me around, yipping and yapping,

Gonna have to buy some of them snake proof chaps,

Developing serious scar tissue down around the ankles……………..

I've started investing in stocks. Beef, chicken and vegetable. One day I hope to be a boullionaire.

This is the advice I received and followed about 30 years ago. There’s been good and bad years, but the overall result has been phenomenal.

https://www.lynalden.com

https://twitter.com/_LynAldencont

SWEET!

I love a 4BT...

Buying when the equities market is at an all time high in the middle of a massively F'ed economy is probably not the best time to buy.

This roller-coaster is about to come off the tracks from my POV.

I concur...

Over the past 3-7 years we have moved 60%+ of our "Stocks and such" to hard tangibles...

Strategic buying... of bargains... that have absolute value and/or function.

What to buy today at "great value"? Hard to say.

Hard to beat SPY:

SPDR S&P 500 ETF

Do the opposite of what Jim Cramer says.

MVIS

Bonds
Should be a good year for Bonds

Same here, And the OP would be wise to follow this advice as well.

lol

When they take another dump, buy some pure natgas operators:

CRK
CNX
EQT
SWN
RRC
EQT (not pure NatGas)

Should b simple,just follow that Pelosi witch,or that little bitch Crenshaw.

Just sit back for a while and enjoy the gains on the stuff you have been buying for the last few years.

The 4 guys I know who became millionaires from stock investing bought MSFT, GOOG, and AMZN.

“Plastics, Ben” 😊

GBC?

That's funny shiit! Made me laugh!

I just remembered a guy who made his millions from LLY stock given to him when he worked for them. He is 76 and until recently [covid] did not know that stock was worth much.