Local TV ran this in their screen "scroll" today:

Police report says man killed his mother then himself before setting house on fire.

I'd sure like to know how he pulled that off.

Shoot Mom
Shoot self

Cigarette falls out of mouth onto couch and place goes up

A guy last name Gilbert nick-named Jupiter , 2 years ahead of me in school became a Pyromaniac.
He would catch box turtles - put a short lit candle on their back and put them inside the doggy-door of a home. He burned down numerous homes, thankfully no one was ever killed. He went on to burning huge vacant buildings down.
Maybe the guy on tv had an accomplice turtle

Cig won't burn. Couch won't burn. Built that way.

My middle son graduated HS with a full blown firebug. He was a member of a community volunteer fire department. He liked to start fires that his unit would be called out. He loved the adrenaline rush. He burned down 2 houses on our road. One we rented for nearly a year and the other was a restored home place that a wealthy optometrist got from his grandparents. It was burned down the very weekend they completed renovation. It was to be a weekend getaway. The doctor had put 60K into it. As far as I know, this guy’s residence is still in the Mississippi Delta at the Parchman Farm of blues legend.

Some of you miss the point so badly it hurts.

Set the middle part of the house on fire, splash accelerant everywhere

Go to the couch and suck your 30/30

The wrote it out of chronological order so foucking what

Syntax - a bitch it can be.

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Journalism at its finest....

Wow

You all just don't have any imagination...

Phil

We're just sass'N up your thread.