Just a different thread. I hope people will be truthful about themselves . I will start. Creative, Sarcastic, loyal. That’s how I see myself .

An autistic a$$hole


Literally

Stink, stank, stunk

Just passin' through

Reserved. Pragmatic. Optimistic.

Honest, truthful and mean...

Klaatu barada nikto

Job interview: I am "kind," "patient," "determined"

To the wife: I am "ready" ,"when", "you", "are"

Me, Myself, I…..

Ok, that's four....

Old. Fat. Pissed.

Trustworthy, Loyal, Helpful, Friendly, Courteous, Kind, Obedient, Cheerful, Thrifty, Brave, Clean

Full...Of....[bleep].
Can't believe i'm the 1st one

Great Hunter, Yes?

Outside The Box.

Tired tired tired.

About worn out .

Never fuggin quit!

Old fishing fanatic

I’m usually reading.

Child of God

FC

Short, fat, bald.

Well, do ya?

cool. calm, and collected.

Unable to do math

Me two.

I love living

Son of a ......

Work in progress.

^^^^This^^^^

I have got to admit I love this!😀
Mike, it shows on you and I and a FEW others!
Intelligent, honest, hardworking.
Older, weaker, disgruntled.
And after my post about checking out early,
I’m not suicidal!😀
Reon

Christian Fu*k Up

Smart as fùck.

Good looking too.

Simply the greatest.

I ain’t perfect

Simply the best😃

Too much coffee.

Thankful. Grateful. Fortunate.

You all need to get tested for a Y chromosome.

BMF

Bad Mother [bleep]

Doesn't follow directions well.

LOL

You durn Virginian you...

Calm Cool Calculated

Born too late.

Grumpy old man

G23

quid me vexari

(latin for Alfred E. Newman's saying: "what me worry")

GFY.

Handsome, intelligent, modest

Dangerous, Independant, Happy...

Trying my best!

I bounce back and forth from : Smart, attractive, and friendly.................... to : big, dumb, and jaded.

Crippled, stoveup,and tired

Old tired bored

Mr Fuqken Happy

Dude

Don’t look Now but your surrounded..

Call to Prayer Shortly don’t be Late ..

😀 I just knew by the title the would be a fun thread to follow!😀
I should add , fortunate, grateful, believing
Reon

Stick 'em up.

Fine as wine!

Used but serviceable

Difficult individual.

handsome trophy husband

Better than everyone

🤣

Torn between
“I will not!”
And
“Angry White Man”

No Compromise Here.

Intensely dislike dimocommies.

Blessed beyond measure.

Retired having fun

You peebles are some boring characters.

Not that that's a bad thing.

Annoying wise ass

^^dum yanky sonofabitch^^

“Your mom’s favorite”

That's cheatin' using compound words like that.

Gotta bend the rules 🤣😂

He bundled them!

Hung like horse

Like this guy

Older, patriotic constitutionalist..

Old Hunting Fool

Grace saved sinner.

I like that.

Grumpy old curmudgeon.

Just like the lines in the song: “browneyed handsome man.”

Hung...

Let's go Brandon

Status quo enthusiast.

Life Is Good!!

The alternative is:
(Huge fan of his music!!)

Old Corps Marine.

Funnier than shidt!

Child of God

recusant, analytical, skeptical

I went most of my adult life with one word pegging my description: suspenders.

You could walk into any one of a variety of places around town and say "Suspenders?" Someone would know who you were talking about and when I was in last.

Since retirement, I've mostly switched to bibs.


My best friend was known in every gun store around town as "Ruger Santa." He looked like a cross between Santa Claus and Chester the Molester, and he was always on the lookout for unique Rugers.

Mind your business.

Alan c: Hunting/gun nut.
Hold into the wind
VarmintGuy

That's a new one on me, and I have a pretty good vocabulary. My wife agrees that recusant describes me pretty well. The other two also, all three.

Thanks for the lesson.

Too late now.

Had a buddy that wore shirts on occasion with his initials monogrammed on them:
RDH
When asked he would state:

Ravishing, Debonair and Handsome

IMO an underrated Cormac McCarthy novel.

Too Good Looking.

Handsome, Suave, and Debonaire

One sexy beast

Quagmire of ineptitude.

Right of Limbaugh