Gotta watch those feets. 😁 I’ve read that those claws can rip you open. Maybe some of the guys from down under can enlighten us.
If you want the Auzzies here, just say the Kangaroo was a Christian Kangaroo
Met a guy at a hunting lodge once that wrestled a bear when he was in college. That didn't go so well either broke his back. I guess it was part of a carnival attraction offering money if anyone could pin the bear and he thought he was pretty tough.
I rasseled a bear cub they had at a Fly-In Fish Camp when I was 11, my father put me up to it by daring me. Got the snot kicked out of me, quickly!