I should have tried it.

We did that in the 5th and 6th grade when the weather was too bad to go outside for recess. It was fun but haven’t done it since.

Yer fuggin square alright, and I'm not sure anyone would dance with you... even the fuggin fags at the park after dark.

A few years back, we had, The Farmall Promenade", square dancing tractors
I think they are on YouTube

I think we played four square. Then Johnny NyQuil ripped the name off for a suppressor.

No but I played dodgeball

Knew the basics at one time but haven't done so in many decades. Not nearly as long for polka and Schottische though.

No, but a long dead uncle was a high demand caller in and around Pa, Jersey, and NY. Gone nearly every Fri and Sat night.

Disco and Square died about the same time. Don't think too many people miss either.

You guys must really enjoy paint dry competition. Grass grow watch has got to be just as exciting.

Square danced a bit in 4H back in the early 60s, none since then.

Long time ago my wife and her friend had me and her friends husband go to line dancing lessons.

The wives liked that chit. Not my thing though.

Her friends husband and I went off to the bar to have a few beers.

I DID like slow dancing with my wife, always wished she had a third boob back there.

Never did try the square dance thing.

Did that crap in 5 and 6 grade. I hated it, much prefer country dancing on a big floor.

I have an aversion to matching shirts but dos-se-does are my favorite GS cookie.

"Promenade across the floor; then all of you go out the door!"

"Gentlemen left, ladies right! Why'd you all have to come tonight?"

The worst thing about Winter when I was in elementary school was that square dancing replaced phys ed for about a month.

Do-si-do this!

I could take it or leave it. Now show me some skip-to-my-lou, that there is real dancin.

I can teacup chain ! I also can polka & waltz across Texas.