For president!! Hell ya!!!

Burns ain't got time for such nonsense since Rick got him pregnant.

To be honest since burns has become an expecting mom he seems different, in a softer and more caring kind of way.

lololol !!!!!

No

What I wanna know is, on Halloween who gets to be Batman??

He's been showing for quite some time.

Well we know the pregnancy wasn't immaculate.........

Don't Elephants gestate for 2 years or so?

I thought this was a thread on the two renewing their vows!

Ace and Gary, no Batman

Wizards gotta be different.........

Holy schit!

I started laughing hard, everyone in the breakroom is looking at me.

Oh lort

Congrats to the happy couple.

The execution schedule would be lengthy

MAGA

After the bump stock owners, which gun owners would be next?

You would be immediately sentenced to be Rachel Levine’s personal assistant

😂

Unconstitutional.

Cruel and unusual punishment.

Yes, that's covered under the turddy turd amendment!

and all Burnsy wanted was a blow-job.

You seem to have familiarity with the turddy turd

Just the right experience to be FJB’s caregiver

😝

A clerk position for Jumanji Jackson is in your future

Before I vote for you I wanna know if you're gonna step up and take care of burns and the new baby?

I will be holding interviews for the nanny position since conducting the executions will keep me busy

alwaysatwat or earlyturd are strong candidates since they are homebodies

🤣🤣

Think he'll post a pic of him nursing the baby like buttigieg?

1st ultrasound sneak peek🤣🤣😂😂

After we’re elected, that will be Jim Gonad’s job


He’s equipped already

🤣

Tiny Tator Head 😂

When’s the shower you bakin creme pies

Oh crap......!!!!!

You’ll can have a phaagut parade down penn ave🌈🌈

Lmao

Dude lmfao!!

And lmao!! I cant stop laughin haha

Before you get my vote, i wanna know what your going to do with the roach problem that infesting some businesses

It just dawned on me. The new kid name should with F.

Haha thats perfect!

A butt baby.

Buzz should be the the fairy godmother 😂😂

OH SCHIDT!!!

Maternal instinct and all.

bravo sir

well done

I heard buzzy died of AIDS

laffin’ here Boss!

Bwahahahaaa!!!

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Id bet they’d be waaaay better than what’s available 👊🏻

You're better than this

No. No he’s not.

No, the Alaskan cups have spoke. Maybe she’ll pic the epically stupid dumla Pailin??? You poor stupid dummy.

Honestly, it would be an upgrade over all present options despite my ledger of their faults.
Now, I know this will sting some cheerleader feelers but it must be said. You dudes mean well so it's not a directed strike on you personally.
Thing is, Biden is a foreign agent. And Trump, he is an orange semi-foreign agent [bleep]. Nonetheless, current "peaceful" option is to vote "Trump" to at least cease the blatant treason.
I trust that the non-shills on this site can objectively validate these claims.

You’re better than this

It's pretty evident Rick and I run the Campfire.

Why would we take a demotion?

It’s evident ur phaags 😂😂

Yes Ace you run the campfire.........

After the election, I will appoint you to guide Mayor Pete through Virginia to assess new areas for him to plow

He’ll be following you everywhere

😝

Well you just got us the EarlyDrunk vote.

Well played.

Pandering to voters outside of the base is a thing

👍🏼

I’ll make campaign promises that appeal to the low information crowd.

I think the Campfire homo vote is a lock. All we have to do is post any picture or video and they come running furiously fapping their LiL Fishes.

The PMSing teen age girls need a bit more attention as they seem to be more needy than the Campfire man lovers.

Always remember to over promise and under deliver to keep them guessin.

Like a puppet on a string.

LOL

You mean Campaign Promises like this?

Oh schit🤦‍♂️🤪😂😂😂😂

Lol - some of you guys seem to have missed your calling in graphic design. All that's missing is the Snickers bar - IYKYK

Lol, to be perfectly honest it wasn't my talents, the talenting was done by the MEME King, I may have presented the idea but the talent was not mine but I'll sure as hell use it.......

Jetboi could fly air force 1🥴😂😂

If that faagot would post his pic I'd put that fugger in Trumps Jet!!

The fugger is jealous of Trump, JetJockey flies jets and Trump owns Jets and pimple faced faags like jetboi fly his plane for him........

LOL.

To be honest I think Jetboi is lying about flying jets.

The homoerotic fixation of the “lil pack” is real, and duly noted


You’ve got to have a screw loose leaning limp-wristed to dream that up and make it.


With that said and confirmed, after we are elected, all involved will be sentenced to be fluff girls for the homo who filmed the gay sex in the Senate chambers

And clean up crew.

On second thought, you would love it, so it would be a reward


😂😂😂

LOL😂

So Jonboi will be crowned 1st lady