How do you know there are two elephants in your fridge?
The door won't close

Why are there so many elephants running around free in the jungle?
The fridge is not large enough to hold them all

How many giraffes can you fit in a refrigerator?
None, the elephants are in there!

Why do elephants drink so much?
To try to forget

Have you heard about the elephant with diarrhea?
It's all over town!

What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Elephino

Rosie

Give that man a CIGAR!

Why do elephants wear red tennis shoes?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

Why is an elephant trunk key the longest key in the world?

Elephants trunks are opened from the rear.

Why do you never see elephants on a dairy farm?

Because they like to butter.

??????????

works better in conversation..........I'll try this: butt 'er.

Farm joke, as in dairy COWS, where butter comes from (real butter).

OK, now I get it, that is kinda thin though even for a pun.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires...

Why do elephants have flat feet?

To stamp out burning ducks...

emersome gooduns!

How do you kill a Madras elephant?










Put him in a tub of water and he'll bleed to death.

Heh, heh...I learned the truth of this the hard way

I'm visualizing pink underwear....

What's the Black stuff between elephants toes?
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Slow Natives!
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If the front legs of an Elephant are doing 45MPH. What are his hind legs doing?
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Hauling Azz!!