I saw a sign in Houston today advising of a lost elderly man.. first thing that came to mind is McCain.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqV3AXjqP0w


Of course this is satirical.

All your post's are, idiot.

Saw a couple deer today.

Really, need to get out. I have a cougar tag and there was a livestock attack down the road last week. Anyone know how to call in a Cougar?

BMT

I think you yell Here Kitty, Kitty! and make sure you are wearing the same baboon butt repellent that Northern Dave was wearing.

You can do it accidentally with a coyote call...

I thought you guys fixed this virus while I was out hunting last week. Sure was warm, I wore a t-shirt one day up here in Wyoming.

How did you do on your hunting week?

Ive been on tenterhooks
Ending in dirty looks,
Listning to the muzak,
Thinking bout this n that.
She said thats that.
I dont wanna chitter-chat.
Turn it down a little bit
Or turn it down flat.

You need to stop chasing little boys and sniffing Obammys ass...Just a suggestion...

I saw that sign today too...

Bart, bad news for Sunday.

They're sending me to Wichita Falls Sunday night...

Pump it up when you dont really need it.
Pump it up until you can feel it.

Down in the pleasure centre,
Hell bent or heaven sent,
Listen to the propaganda,
Listen to the latest slander.
Theres nothing underhand
That she wouldnt understand.

Dammit Man!!!
I was hoping to drink on your nickle...
Ya gotta come see me in my new diggs on Lake Buchannan...
I'm gonna install a stripper pole right next to the hot-tub....

Pump it up until you can feel it.
Pump it up when you dont really need it.

Shes been a bad girl.
Shes like a chemical.
Though you try to stop it,
Shes like a narcotic.
You wanna torture her.
You wanna talk to her.
All the things you bought for her,
Putting up your temprature.

Well, if he was addressing everybody as "My Friends"....It was definitely Elmer....er Johnnie!

What kind of cheese do you prefer on your burger?

At least McCain doesn't have to sit in the back of the bus.

Ahhh....Now, there's that racism I've been talking about!

Get out your distress call, and go find some fresh lion tracks.

Lots of patience helps.......

Hours of sheer boredom punctuated by a few seconds of pure adrenaline......

Just don't let 'em sneak up behind you--it happens more often than one may think.........


Casey

Racism? No word to label your butt buddy for drawing his amusement from the plight of some of our elders? Maybe dlrow's father will be a good sport and develop Alzheimer's. Assuming he knows his father of course.

If I choose to be a racist my targets can fight back. Your gutlessness requires you to stick with the weak.

Sounds to me like somebody got left on the "Short Bus" a lot as a kid...and it wasn't McCain.

Q.How do you keep a lib. from getting paid?
A. Hide his welfare check in his workboots.

Q. How do you keep a lib. from drowning?
A. Take yer foot off the back of his head.

Q. How do you get a dirty, hippy, liberal into the bath?
A. Throw in his welfare check.
Q. How do you get him out?
A. Throw in a bar of soap.