Serious complications occurred during his breast reduction procedure to correct his embarassing man boob issue.
Charts were mixed up and Tom ended up with a reconstructive facial surgery.
He will be fine, his face is a little stiff and he's kind of insecure about the whole thing so go easy on him.
I think he looks better.
His boobs are unchanged, some of us are trying to talk him out of the breast reduction thing...
Les has really trying hard to talk him out of it, he's actually been losing a lot of sleep over the whole thing.
Please keep Tom in your prayers, he will need everyone's support.
er, I meant emotionally of course...
Dude needs a Bra.
Should talk to Lee24 about that. I think Lee24 invented the Man Bra.
BMT
look on the bright side,
He's good-to-go for halloween!
Sycamore
Prayers sent...
I don't know where Tom is...but ND, could you do us all a favor and PM this to him.....to prepare him for his return to the 'fire....
Ingwe
I got some pups that were abandoned by their mother..
Mind if I send them over?
Dude needs a Bra.
Should talk to Lee24 about that. I think Lee24 invented the Man Bra.
BMT
It's called the manziere or the Bro
Ya know...with some wax and some work on those abs....
No, no.....forget I said that.....
Ingwe
Lesbian cruise flashback there Ingwe?
Dude needs a Bra.
Should talk to Lee24 about that. I think Lee24 invented the Man Bra.
BMT
Engineered, engineered the bra
I'm pretty sure that is a picture of Houston Nutt without his Webel shirt on.
Lesbian cruise flashback there Ingwe?
BASTID!!
Ingwe
Don't feel bad, I was thinking the same thing.
Ya know...with some wax and some work on those abs....
INgwe inagines this . . .
But would get this . . . .
That was mean...
But I don't suppose its as mean as us all chipping in to buy Tom a Flannel Shirt and some Birkenstocks...
Ingwe
Umm, Tom264, friend of yours?
To think that it all started with the Subaru . . . . . . .
Tom's Plastic Surgeon ( Breast Reduction Specialist) just finishing a tummy tuck procedure...
Ingwe
Your Wb-Fu grows strong grass-hopper . . . . . . .
So Tom has Moob's?
To think that it all started with the Subaru . . . . . . .
IIRC...there were other signs....the "strict" haircuts...the ragg yarn socks....
Its really too sad for me to go on....
Ingwe
Umm, Tom264, friend of yours?
um, I think he still is... we'll see when he gets out of the "hospital".
Umm, Tom264, friend of yours?
um, I think he still is... we'll see when he gets out of the "hospital".
Now that Tom is out of the "Closet" coming out of the "hospital" really is not that traumatic.
BMT
And Tom's poor dog.....
Doesn't want to be seen in public...
note; the sandals in the background...
Ingwe
thats some sick scheit Dave, sick.
So Tom has Moob's?
Sadly, he's a grown man who needs a B-cup . . . . . .
Reminds me of a time when I mouthed-off too quickly and have been ashamed of it for forty years.
"How much do you weigh, Mister Howell?" one of my students asked.
"A hundred and eighty."
"Why, that's how much I weigh!" one of the fat boys said.
(I was six-one. He was five-two.}
"But I don't have to wear a bra!"
As soon as I'd said it, I wished that I hadn't.
So I'm grateful for the ability here to "Preview Post" before I "Submit." A lot of my sharpies never make it to "Submit," and a lot don't even make it to "Preview Post."
Oh for the shame...
Remember though, he's our friend.
And as soon as he gets that accidental sex change opperation reversed he'll pretty much be "one of the guys" again.
I can't believe how bad that place screwed up.
I'm shocked that it took you this long to come up with the payback.
Y'all are ruthless. I love it.
Oh for the shame...
Remember though, he's our friend.
And as soon as he gets that accidental sex change opperation reversed he'll pretty much be "one of the guys" again.
I can't believe how bad that place screwed up.
You must be talking about ***** County Hospital, since he lives close to it. I've heard things about that place.......
And Tom's poor dog.....
Doesn't want to be seen in public...
note; the sandals in the background...
Ingwe
Sandals? those aren't sandals, those are Birkenstocks! SOB!
Tom knows how this guy feels...
I bet Tom wishes Dave was still out hunting. LMAO
I'm laughing so hard I'm crying..
I'm laughing so hard I'm crying..
Manly tears, I hope.
Not them Gay "tears of joy" like Tom got after his boob-job.
BMT
I just talked to tom, he has a lisp from the collagen injections they did on his lips & his voice has really changed.
I didn't laugh though, cause i'm a real friend.
gosh i hope they are able to reverse all the procedures they performed on him.
OUCH!
Ingwe
Tom's "doctor"
Just one more thing Tom's gonna have to deal with when he gets back...
Ingwe
BREAKING NEWS!
Tom and some of his friends have gotten into a little trouble at McDonalds...
Click the link for video.
Angry Transvestites fight McDonald's Crew
Why did it have to come to this?
Must have been relocated Californians..just thought I'd beat you all to it.
Memphis is an easy drive from IN, I wonder if Tom was the scratcher? You just have wonder about a
guy it who hunts squirrels with a shotgun
I was just flipping through channels and ran across the weigh-ins on the biggest loser. I'd swear the guy on the scales looked like the pic in your OP. You sure he's not really on that show? Save a squirrel or 2 he ain't killed no game this year so likely he's been eating at Mickey D's everyday.
tom just txt me. he is worried that people are talking about her...
I mean, worried people are talking about him....
I was just flipping through channels and ran across the weigh-ins on the biggest loser. I'd swear the guy on the scales looked like the pic in your OP. You sure he's not really on that show? Save a squirrel or 2 he ain't killed no game this year so likely he's been eating at Mickey D's everyday.
dude, wife just pointed that out to me as i sit here, wow, that big ole boy has some serious gravity indicators.
I knew this was coming, just didn't know how it'd manifest itself. True ND fashion - I'm laughin........
Maybe if we all look at this a little differently...you know...for "her" sake...
Ingwe
Gone for several days.....
Yep, everything is normal!
(Tom, sorry 'bout the tiddies)
Maybe if we all look at this a little differently...you know...for "her" sake...
Ingwe
Tom ain't never going to be in that perspective!
Tom ain't never going to be in that perspective!
or in that picture
Is that all? I thought maybe the beaver got him again!
Noooo, but its him in this picture...
Ingwe
what kind of websites do you look at?
I want to send schit like this to people at work.
Its Web-fu mysticism..
But lookit what else I found!!!
Just for ND...
Secrets Revealed!
Ingwe
Noooo, but its him in this picture...
Ingwe
God I thought the opening photo was bad...Speedo Boy needs a Klingon headpiece thingy...
Its Web-fu mysticism..
But lookit what else I found!!!
Just for ND...
Secrets Revealed!
Ingwe
Your web-fu is off the freakin charts, Grasshoppah!!!
Thanks much...but this isn't about me....
Its about our bud Tom 264...errrr Tom38D....
He is currently torn between two worlds...
Ingwe
Noooo, but its him in this picture...
Ingwe
Good Lord and oh my! Don't think I'll be saving that one.
Dang, looks like he's about to shoot his unit off.
Dang, looks like he's about to shoot his unit off.
If what ND is telling us is true...he won't be needing it in Subaruville...
Ingwe
Don't dis the Sube, bro...
Just 'cause some of us drive 'em doesn't mean we play for the Rainbow Team...
Ohhhhh...Dat's right...YOU are the one!!!
EH76 says you're OK...pretty much all I need to know....
Is it a Forester or an Outback???
Forester=OK
Outback...not so much...
I actually looked at the little Baja they make....but couldn't fit my fat azz in it!
Don't tell anyobody I looked though.....
Especially TOM264 now......
Ingwe
Oh Hell!
Does anyone have some eye bleach!
These pics are killing me.
Forester... I get 'high-fives' from tweed-wearin' fat chicks in Madison, WI, and positive discussions about fuel economy and cargo capacity from Stetson-wearin'-gun-totin' Wyoming/Montana cowboys at the filling station...
I figger if Obama had the sense to drive one of these Forester sumbitches, he might squeak out another election. Fortunately, I hear tell Michelle wouldn't be caught DEAD in a Subaru (trying to create separation from Hillary's "legacy".... pun intended, ahem...), so the outcome of the 2010 and 2012 elections are secured against him....
Forester...Right answer!
Especially as it pertains to Tom264....he should be shopping for an Outback soon..
He will have LOTS of other stuff to contend with...
Ingwe
Noooo, but its him in this picture...
Ingwe
Geeze, take your finger off the trigger...please.
One more..for tonight..
Ingwe
One more..for tonight..
Ingwe
I can only hope that means you are logging off. You're killin' me, dude.
You have come far pilgrim, master of google-fu
The dude in the OP needs to visit Danica, she appreciates a nice rack...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VxM8VPmS9APatty
Prayers from Maine "headed" your way.........scalpel to follow!
What's going on here? I just got a call from the sheriff�s dept telling me my identity has been hacked.
Had to cancel all my credit cards and change all of my online passwords. I come to the campfire to log in & it says I�m already here?
Hmmm, you don�t suppose someone got hold of my login info do you?
What�s all of this about Tom now?
Wow, shocking.
Prayers sent, from �the real Northern Dave�
I heard that Tom is actually at the Whitehouse Rose Garden to be present at Obama's signing of the Gay, Lesbo, Transgender, Hermaphrodite Hate Crime Bill.
Rumor is Barney Frank is using his cleavage as a pen holder.
p.s. The actual RWE is back in jail for Elk hunting at the NC Zoo.
Another keyboard bites the dust and my wife says I can't drink coffee in the computer room any more.
I heard that Tom is actually at the Whitehouse Rose Garden to be present at Obama's signing of the Gay, Lesbo, Transgender, Hermaphrodite Hate Crime Bill.
Ingwe
You have come far pilgrim, master of google-fu
I cook good rabbit too...
Ingwe
But your afraid of Grizz. Well the total package is hard to come by these days.
What's going on here? I just got a call from the sheriff�s dept telling me my identity has been hacked.
Had to cancel all my credit cards and change all of my online passwords. I come to the campfire to log in & it says I�m already here?
Hmmm, you don�t suppose someone got hold of my login info do you?
What�s all of this about Tom now?
Wow, shocking.
Prayers sent, from �the real Northern Dave�
Well played, WELL PLAYED SIR!
Not sure what you mean.
TFF!
Not sure what you mean.
You were with me reading the Gideon, remember?
I always wondered what they did with the parts they cut off during these "procedures"...
Now I wish I din't know..
Ingwe
Hmmm, you don�t suppose someone got hold of my login info do you?
Not for a second.
I believe him.....
Especially if he believes I was reading scriptures with RWE while he was elk hunting....
Ingwe
Exactamundo...
Ingwe
None of this is too surprising considering Tom38D's fascination with the Buffalo Bob "transformation" segment of "Silence of the Lambs" (ya'll don't want the webfu
)
Always walking around saying something about lotion.
I'm just glad that when he asked for help "lifting a package," I wasn't available.
I believe him.....
Especially if he believes I was reading scriptures with RWE while he was elk hunting....
Ingwe
Bless you.
And Bless you, and Northern Dave........
Meanwhile there ARE evil forces trying conjure up all kinds of fabrications about Tom...
Like New Monikers for him...
But they can't fool us...thats not a .264 in his hand...its an AK-47
Oh, wait...whats that in his left hand???.......
Ingwe
It is so sad. A "straight" man goes to the hospital, a slip of the knife, and Tom264 becomes the Gun Fairy.
So sad . . . .
BMT
Dave I'm glad you weren't around to see it all "go down"...as it were....
Ingwe
I really want no part of this.
I just don't know what to say about it all.
I'm waiting to hear Tom's part of the story.
Seriously, I think you guys oughta get behind him...
No, no...let me rephrase that....
Form a " Support Group" and make his "transition" easier upon his return...
I'll start with new shopping concepts I've arranged for him..
And of course....
And Nutritional support...
Ingwe
Is it true that he is in Trinidad, CO right now? Trying to get the job done.
I really want no part of this.
I just don't know what to say about it all.
I'm waiting to hear Tom's part of the story.
Sounds more like Tom parted with his part(s).
ND...weren't you just in Colorado...?
I'm just sayin....
Ingwe
Yeah well, Les lives there, I had to google it to figure out what he was getting at
Don't get defensive...
After all, you got to haul your game home in the "Rainbow Truck"....
And we never found out if an elk will fit into a Subaru...
Poor Tom...
Ingwe
And we never found out if an elk will fit into a Subaru...
Poor Tom...
Ingwe
I think it could be done
Loooowwww Rider!!!
Had my previous truck..a little red Toyota 2WD loaded like that many a time..
It drove like a boat, cause the front wheels weren't touching the ground very hard....
Ingwe
I got scolded by a FNG for posting that down in elk hunting.
so now it's my new favorite elk photo.
Gotta love the FNGs...
Ingwe
Me and a bud have done that with deer and Honda Civic. It gets odd looks for sure but is mega cool.
you are.
oh chit i'm sorry, it was too easy!!
lmao!!
hey someone else was gonna jump on that if i didn't!!
"lord i 'pologize, twernt right, be with the starvin pigmees down in new ginny..."
Oh, Thanks Marc.
As for Dave,
I hope you wake up with Tom's man-boobs in the morning
hey, what makes you think i didn't get that picture from my own bathroom mirror?
(fat bastard voice from austin powers)
"oooo,ooooo, looka my tit-tees, i'm a sexy beast.."
LMAO!
Heyyyy...go easy on the fat bastard jokes...
Little sensitive here....
Baaaaaby...get in mah BELLY!!!!
Ingwe
"I'm drop dead sexy!"
Good Web-fu!!
Ingwe
Once you've had fat you'll never go back.....
I am, what Guy Fieri calls a P.O.P....
( Pal Of Pork...)
Sure am glad I climbed the hills when I was younger...hayfields in the bottoms lookin pretty good now..
Ingwe
Oh Ingwe,
Tom264 tina38b still thinks you are one hot bwana
Tom just got word of this thread... his response....
I am kind of a Sexy Beast myself...
You cannot fault him...errrr...her...
For having good taste..
And since I'm older, I think they call me a " Silver Fox"...
Butttt, I say again, my azz is too fat to fit in a Subaru...
Ingwe
That would make you the cougar in this case!
Being fat is not bad.
In the coming depression - those of us that are larger will be able to last longer. Long enough to reach a point where there will be less competition for resources and when we reach normal size - the other will be twigs - easy pickins....
Also - it's good persec. Fat people are harder to kidnap.
Prayers from Maine "headed" your way.........scalpel to follow!
What really scared the heck out of me was all the reported woodies from campfire male members.
The first photo is in. . . . .
Looks better than I had thought . . .
Shame on all of you.....
Using your powers of Fu for EVIL!
That' not evil . . .
THIS is EVIL:
this whole dammmn site has gone evil-but especially, this thread.
The first photo is in. . . . .
Looks better than I had thought . . .
I think I know who this is.
BMT - am I right?
I guess I missed sumping.
What's the deal with the flannel shirts?
PM if it's not postable!
I gotta stop reading this thread, or I'm gonna throwup!
this whole dammmn site has gone evil-but especially, this thread.
Dave made me do it.
BMT
Tom will be so disappointed in y'all....... Yer all so danged
mean
this whole dammmn site has gone evil-but especially, this thread.
Dave made me do it.
BMT
Dave is busy trying to name his red wiener. Did I just say that?
WAIT---that's it. Name your red wiener "Tom!" It was right in front of us the whole time. Uggggy thought.
did he get the red weiner from Tom38B?
i haven't looked at that other thread but was curious.
I just have one thing left to say.
BMT [/quote] Dave is busy trying to name his red wiener. [/quote]
Spanky??
Uh oh,
Is that Fat Bastid when he was a baby?
Don't know, but he posted a pic of his dog...
Ingwe
Oh my,
Someone needs to fix the panties.
Pass the eye bleach...
Then there was this...came in on a text message from Tom...
Something about a dog with a red weiner, and this...
See what you make of it..
Ingwe
I predict JM's "eye bleach"
will become legendary.
I would like to buy some please...
Tom just txt me from outside the theater, he's camping with friends waiting for the new michael jackson movie to open.
Oooooohhh!!
Don't know what to make of that...
Creates a real conundrum...
Michael Jackson.......now THAT'S friggin scary...
Ingwe
He'll blow his whole hunting fund on tshirts and cds!
Tom just txt me from outside the theater, he's camping with friends waiting for the new michael jackson movie to open.
I bet he posts his load.
I'm going to go laugh myself to sleep now
He'll blow his whole hunting fund on tshirts and cds!
And prolly one sparkly glove....
Ingwe
He'll blow his whole hunting fund on tshirts and cds!
And prolly one sparkly glove....
Ingwe
It might help with geese!
Yeah but....
The fact that he uses a shotgun on squirrels was alluded to earlier in this thread...
I don't really know if there's any help for someone like that.....
Ingwe
Just read all 16 pages. TOO funny!
I'll bet his new gang will help his technique on blowing a goose call
See what happens when you leave for a few days???
NEVER tell anyone on the 'fire that you are going...
Trust me.
Ingwe
He'll blow his whole hunting fund on tshirts and cds!
And prolly one sparkly glove....
Ingwe
Can he moonwalk and do the Buffalo Bob tuck at the same time?
Thats your second post with reference to blowing something...
I was trying to take the "high road" and avoid it.....
But NOOOOooooooo...you gotta keep bringing it up!
Poor, poor Tom....
This is almost too sad to go on....
Notice I said "almost"...
Ingwe
Can he moonwalk and do the Buffalo Bob tuck at the same time?
You are sick, sick, sick.......
Let me go refill the Vitamin B12 and catch up a little here...
Ingwe
Tom just txt me from outside the theater, he's camping with friends waiting for the new michael jackson movie to open.
I bet he posts his load.
Good morning everyone.
Anybody heard from Tom lately?
Haven't heard a thing...
Starting to spook me...
Hope hes not gonna go all Lizzie Borden on us.....
Ingwe
Haven't heard a thing...
Starting to spook me...
Hope hes not gonna go all Lizzie Borden on us.....
Ingwe
Lizzie Borden took an axe and gave her Mother 40 whacks. When she saw what she had done, she gave her Father 41
Actually I heard that he and Chas/Chastity Bono were contemplating a time-share, of sorts.
DOH!
Ingwe
i suspect that we'll hear from Tom___Whatever
He always did like Cher......
Don't make me do it...
What about Babs????
Ingwe
Actually, I suppose since Tom has gone over to Team Subaru...
That this might be more his style now,,,
Ingwe
NOOOOOOOO!!!!! Not the Man?I LOW!!!!!!
You guys have gone too far!
Don't ever leave here as ingwe says and he hasn't crossed the line yet but is firmly entrenched on it
Don't make me do it...
What about Babs????
Ingwe
Proof that she is a dog. I had that pretty well figured out many years ago.
Don't ever leave here as ingwe says and he hasn't crossed the line yet but is firmly entrenched on it
Aren't you glad you didn't get to go on your elk hunt now....
Ingwe
Proof that she is a dog. I had that pretty well figured out many years ago.
More, ultimate proof....
Ingwe
Proof that she is a dog. I had that pretty well figured out many years ago.
More, ultimate proof....
Ingwe
Ya'll want to see a dog with flapjacks??
Good morning everyone.
Anybody heard from Tom lately?
He was on Good Morning America...being interviewed for his opting to see Michael Jackson instead waiting on the stooopid gooses..He only said 3 words. This is it!
Ya'll want to see a dog with flapjacks??
Nooooo, but thanks for asking!!
Ingwe
Don't ever leave here as ingwe says and he hasn't crossed the line yet but is firmly entrenched on it
Aren't you glad you didn't get to go on your elk hunt now....
Ingwe
Nah it would have been worth it. And I am going elk hunting this year but the odds are slim and the price is cheap....
And I am going elk hunting this year but the odds are slim and the price is cheap....
Ahem...
When do you leave???......
Ingwe
I will be close by and it is a few weeks off and I will tell you when I get
BACK!
It could be OK, you want details?
Hello all, thanks for the kind words, I'm back & healthy as ever.
just dieing to get behind that custom 264 win mag & punch itty bitty groups in paper targets.
Dude!!
I mean.... yeah i dunno what I mean???
Glad to you you back
sir mam!
so Tom, looks like you changed your name?
and the avatar... hmm, you were pretty pale last time i saw a picture of you, looks like you found some color?
Oh that?
Well, I don't want no chit about that alright?
I still drive a pickup truck and I can skin a buck with a fingernail file so cool it Dave!
I'll beat your goofy northern MN ass!!
I'll beat your goofy northern MN ass!!
given the trend of this thread.....poor choice of words
Woe, take it easy man!!
You sure seem aweful touchy all the sudden.....
Oh that?
Well, I don't want no chit about that alright?
I still drive a pickup truck and I can skin a buck with a fingernail file so cool it Dave!
I'll beat your goofy northern MN ass!!
A subaru forester is NOT a pickup truck.
is it wrong to ask....can I see 'em?
Does that operation complete with first period?
I'll beat your goofy northern MN ass!!
given the trend of this thread.....poor choice of words
real funny!!
punk ass chumps, I'll bust your face with my gucci purse!!
Woe, take it easy man!!
You sure seem aweful touchy all the sudden.....
I'm sorry, it's the hormone pills.
Doctor says I have to keep taking them until the hair falls off my boobs...
I just get so edgy, hot flashes & stuff.
I think I need to go shoot a squirrel with my shotgun.
Oh that?
Well, I don't want no chit about that alright?
I still drive a pickup truck and I can skin a buck with a fingernail file so cool it Dave!
I'll beat your goofy northern MN ass!!
A subaru forester is NOT a pickup truck.
is it wrong to ask....can I see 'em?
I'll have you know I still drive a Ford punk!!
But yeah I guess you can see "em"
you want a PM or should I post here?
I had plans for the weekend, but I've canceled them.
Here is fine...I think.
Wow.
step lightly folks.
(think it's that time of the month)
sorry tom, just a little joke there.
Just remain calm everyone, I'm sure there is a place for the new Tom here at the fire.
I'm sure he's still the same bad ass.... er, um... tough guy manly human sort of... hunter person....
[
punk ass chumps, I'll bust your face with my gucci purse!!
Notice she right for the expensive stuff....
damn right!!
now who wanted to see them moobies??
Here's a little eye candy for you tzone!!
Take a good look everybody!
You know you want me!!
Well, once you've seen one...you want to see them all, so I'll take a look.
Here's a little eye candy for you tzone!!
Take a good look everybody!
You know you want me!!
Warblgarbleargle!!
Don't make me do it...
What about Babs????
Ingwe
Wait a minute! What are you doing with an autographed Babs LP????
Don't make me do it...
What about Babs????
Ingwe
Wait a minute! What are you doing with an autographed Babs LP????
Good lord! is that for sale????
yeah...bout what I figgured.
Don't make me do it...
What about Babs????
Ingwe
Wait a minute! What are you doing with an autographed Babs LP????
HOLY [bleep]!
C'mon bro, say it ain't so....
this chit's gett'n wierd... er
Nice to see you boys having a gay time.
this chit's gett'n wierd... er
Oh, I don't think so. Say by the way, is it just me or do you guys think that dog has a nice ass?
Dude!
this chit's gett'n wierd... er
Oh, I don't think so. Say by the way, is it just me or do you guys think that dog has a nice ass?
It's obvious she's had a little work done on her tail.
That stuff turns me off.
Woe, take it easy man!!
You sure seem aweful touchy all the sudden.....
I'm sorry,
it's the hormone pills.
Doctor says I have to keep taking them until the hair falls off my boobs... Man, I never thought that I'd read a line like that on the Campfire!
I am afraid to keep reading... but I cannot help myself. Like driving past a car wreck (or a Lee24 post!) -- just have to steal a little look!
John
it's just not right is it?
it's so wrong...
but funny!
Man I was already makin my stomac sore laughin, then that pic of that dog,,,,,,,,,,,, my eyes are wateren so hard I can't see good. Some of the funniest stuff I ever read.
Would be funnier in person around a real campfire, BUT not sure I want to see tom38B in person that close....
well, at least not until the hormones start workin & that chest hair falls off......
and that deep voice goes away!
A tip for Tom when sets up her new myspace page:
I'm not sure what kinda junk he still got downstairs but i don't like the thought of him runnin round the campfire humpin on everybody's leg either...
"I'm a gonna git, git, git you drunk. Get you drunk up on my hump! My hump, my hump, my hump my hump my hump."
oh knock it off tom!! yer freakin me out man!!!!!
um...yeah. That is all I can really say.
For some reason, seeing the title of this thread, that Led Zeppelin song 'Poor Tom' springs to mind.
um...yeah. That is all I can really say.
oh Tommy boy, i shaved my chest for you....
Well I hope they did a good job and the whoremoans work cause I wouldn't wish this on anyone when they get old.....
Dave......should we ever meet up im gonna taze your arse for the way this thread has turned.....this chit aint right....
Tom, no offense intended, wish yah well on your new.....uh......adventures?
Well I hope they did a good job and the whoremoans work cause I wouldn't wish this on anyone when they get old.....
BAD FU! BAD FU!
Well I hope they did a good job and the whoremoans work cause I wouldn't wish this on anyone when they get old.....
dude you gotta stop scratchin those things.....
LMAO!!!
Well I hope they did a good job and the whoremoans work cause I wouldn't wish this on anyone when they get old.....
Man, 700LH done and gone found a nude version of the Barbara Streisand picture posted a while ago:
I don't like either one...
John
Well I hope they did a good job and the whoremoans work cause I wouldn't wish this on anyone when they get old.....
Man, 700LH done and gone found a nude version of the Barbara Streisand picture posted a while ago:
I don't like either one...
John
Holy crap it's a match!!!!
BWAAAA!!! LMAO!!
I still want to know why ingwe has a autographed Babs Streisand LP???????
Smiling at my photos sugar britches?
I'll PM you some more "private ones"
I still want to know why ingwe has a autographed Babs Streisand LP???????
hmmm, another funny thing here...
why is it that all of the sudden ingwe is gone... and we have this "new Tom" posting with us?
where the heck is ingwe?
I still want to know why ingwe has a autographed Babs Streisand LP???????
hmmm, another funny thing here...
why is it that all of the sudden ingwe is gone... and we have this "new Tom" posting with us?
where the heck is ingwe?
he saw a sheep and took off......
WHY, WHY, WHY!
Probably driving back from bailing me out of jail again.
Helluva guy, that ingwe.
hmm, I dunno... ait heard from him since before you know who showed up, really strange....
Well I hope they did a good job and the whoremoans work cause I wouldn't wish this on anyone when they get old.....
BAD FU! BAD FU!
ROTFLMAO - I'm gonna get fired.
dang I was fixin to call game, set, match Tom26...er38b or whatever
and then somebody posted that disgusting pic! Holy chit, dude you owe me 3 good eggs and a protein shake.
ain't much scares me, but danged if you boys ain't teetering on the edge of it!
I'm beggin you no more pix of chests like that. There's gotta be a bazillion pix of hot chicks available on the internet.
and you post T?HAT?
I'd soon as look at a chick with a fresh laid egg. (oh I see you covered that too)
you boyz is amazing
24HourCampfire, the largest self contained and self sustained insane asylum on the planet!!
hmm, I dunno... ait heard from him since before you know who showed up, really strange....
Re-defining "lurking"........
Ingwe
hey, what happened to your avatar?
Nothing...why?
BTW...the autographed Babs Album...NOT FOR SALE!!!
Ingwe
Nothing...why?
BTW...the autographed Babs Album...NOT FOR SALE!!!
Ingwe
Come on Ingwe!! Everything's for sale......
All we got of your avatar Ingwe is the ol box with a red x in it.
I fixed it.
I mean..., which login am I under again...
doh!!
Nothing...why?
BTW...the autographed Babs Album...NOT FOR SALE!!!
Ingwe
Come on Ingwe!! Everything's for sale......
Maybe for you.....
Ingwe
I fixed it.
I mean..., which login am I under again...
doh!!
Hahaha!
24HourCampfire, the largest self contained and self sustained insane asylum on the planet!!
So very true.
BMT
my hunting pard.
he gonna rock you like a hurricane!!
I fixed it.
I mean..., which login am I under again...
doh!!
And I WAS considering you for that Babs album....
Ingwe
no i got the smartphone....
doh!!
my hunting pard.
he gonna rock you like a hurricane!!
eye bleach...need much eye bleach.
This senior highschool photo of Tom38B is very telling of his future...
Really nice dave, digging up my past like that.
A-hole!!
my hunting pard.
he gonna rock you like a hurricane!!
Halloween will never be the same....
Beefeater huh.... How is blowing those goose calls working?
I'm a super freak, super freak!! I'm soopa freaky!!
This senior highschool photo of Tom38B is very telling of his future...
Tom38B....is Maser?
This senior highschool photo of Tom38B is very telling of his future...
Tom38B....is Maser?
No, but they can date each other now.
This senior highschool photo of Tom38B is very telling of his future...
The 80's were "interesting."
Of couse, that was back before gravity took its toll on the Moobs.
BMT
This senior highschool photo of Tom38B is very telling of his future...
Tom38B....is Maser?
No, but they can date each other now.
Bwwwaaaa!!!!
LMAO!!!
This senior highschool photo of Tom38B is very telling of his future...
Tom38B....is Maser?
This senior highschool photo of Tom38B is very telling of his future...
Tom38B....is Maser?
No, but they can date each other now.
Well one is an admitted closet hider and we see how the other one came out today!
Is it time to go deer hunting yet?
Cabin fever is not always a good thing.....
Black powder Sat for me, I need it!
Hey Tom!!!
Hey Tom!!!
TFF.
BMT
I just told Tom what all you guys are up to & boy is he mad!!
I just told Tom what all you guys are up to & boy is he mad!!
You sir,have no peer when it comes to muckraking...
I am in awe...
Well I hope they did a good job and the whoremoans work cause I wouldn't wish this on anyone when they get old.....
I just told Tom what all you guys are up to & boy is he mad!!
You sir,have no peer when it comes to muckraking...
I am in awe...
"paybacks are a bish"
Pass the eye bleach again...
This thread has harmed thousands...
Titties with hair and pimples.....i've got to go vomit now
ring, there's a big damn titty nipple ring in there too Johnmoses.
And some kinda tooth or claw too.
See!!
Well I hope they did a good job and the whoremoans work cause I wouldn't wish this on anyone when they get old.....
<<Horrible image deleted>>
MAKE IT GO AWAY!!!!
Aqualung
Did Tom have his weenie whacked off during the surgery?
The only reason I ask, is if he did, we could box it up and send it over to Jeff O so he would have one.
Jeff is just not going to stop. I can't even look any more. Never seen anybody troll so hard for an internet beat down.
He fishes hard, gotta give him that.
Welcome to 24hourgayfire.com.
Been trying to keep up with this but what I've picked up on is that Tom gave Dave red wiener---or a red wiener....not sure what went where.
Oh hell,
I don't want to know anymore.
Groan... even with my payback, I am still permanantly scarred on the campfire. Blast you Tom264!!
Groan... even with my payback, I am still permanantly scarred on the campfire. Blast you Tom264!!
Yeah... The rumor was that you bagged an elk in loafers....
Who was wearing loafers, the elk or Dave?
Hey Tom!!!
That is just wrong...............<g>
You just got to wonder who will be the first on the fire to put this picture in their wallets to show your pards at work? Bathroom time will be a lot more lonely after that.
Hey, she was an old cow, go easy on the loafers & housecoat cracks. show some respect, you know? hunting ethics like me.....
I bet that elk died of old age and fell in that hole and you found it when you fell in on top of her......
Like Ingwe does...Har!
I like falling on top of elk.....
I'll be happy to take you up in an airplane and drop you on one.
JM.
ps. send your old penis to JO.
I can't see your feet so it's possible Tom was right about your footwear....
I wasn't wearing shoes, just my screw in studs that go right into my feet
Dave,
You sure you weren't wearing those fuzzy bathroom slippers?
You know, the ones that kinda look like 'Tom's' hairdo??
I wasn't wearing shoes, just my screw in studs that go right into my feet
Lee 24 invented those . . . . . .
I bet that elk died of old age and fell in that hole and you found it when you fell in on top of her......
Like Ingwe does...Har!
You will smoke a turd in hell for that...
I told you...in confidence I might add.....that I only did that ONCE....
So far as you know....
Ingwe
I wasn't wearing shoes, just my screw in studs that go right into my feet
Lee 24 invented those . . . . . .
And this....
Ingwe
WHAT, secrets kept on the fire? New thread is going to start on that one.
Did Tom have his weenie whacked off during the surgery?
The only reason I ask, is if he did, we could box it up and send it over to Jeff O so he would have one.
Touche' Dude...
Ingwe
You guys are just being mean...
tom38b
Compared to what I have seen on this thread, Jessica is starting to look pretty good.
BMT
Holy chit! I leave for 8 hours and come back to this. I damm near wet myself playing catch up.
Jessica never actually looked bad IMHO....
I would however, like to teach her the meaning of the word "Respect"....
Tom with the pierced flapjacks...now that's different..
Ingwe
I am never ever leaving town and if I do this will be the last place I inform. Feeling sorry for all them boys going on that pig hunt in TN. God knows what will be posted. Not from me of course.
Nope, me neither...
When do they leave...?.....
Ingwe
BASTID!...you did it to me again!
Ingwe
Compared to what I have seen on this thread, Jessica is starting to look pretty good.
BMT
As Burgess Meredith said in Grumpy old men "I'd mount her"
Feeling sorry for all them boys going on that pig hunt in TN.
They call it "Hog Hunting" . . . . . . . . .
But Issac is bringing his banjo . . . . . .
BMT
Feeling sorry for all them boys going on that pig hunt in TN.
They call it "Hog Hunting" . . . . . . . . .
But Issac is bringing his banjo . . . . . .
BMT
I hope nobody is asked to " Squeal like a pig..."
Ingwe
Dave,
You sure you weren't wearing those fuzzy bathroom slippers?
You know, the ones that kinda look like 'Tom's' hairdo??
so what if i was??
you'd be surprised how good a lace to toe fuzzy bunny slipper with an airbob sole works out there.
I'll bet you were werry quiet!
When do they leave...?.....
Ingwe
Pig Hunt Hope they ain't hunting "hogs." Could bring a whole new meaning. Maybe Tom is on a "hog" hunt.
Get the whacko pics ready
Isn't Kamerad_les going on that hunt? Oooooh I so want to see him!
byc will you be there too? I am just giddy with excitement!
Good Lord. Will that Avitar be there?
oh lordy!!!
Eeeeeeeek!
I'm freaking now!
No. Dave WTF have you gone and done here?
The possession of tom38b's account info floats. As in, there are several that possess the key.
Hell I don't even know who's at the controls anymore. To say I have created a monster is not an understatement!!
Why byc whatever do you mean? Why would you be freaking out? Sure I can bring my tiara! Maybe Jessica can join us?
TFF!
Hmmmm byc is off line and Tom38B is online??? I thinks I smell a rat!
Jessica yes!! You--well-you should ping a guy named John Moses. He has the eye bleach!
If you want a lawyer who cheats at picks look up a guy named isaac.
Hmmmm byc is off line and Tom38B is online??? I thinks I smell a rat!
There I'm online. Dude that thing in that Avitar ain't me or mine. It's all yours.
Besides it wants Les more!
see what I mean? I don't even know what's going on anymore!!
Tom264? is that really you?
Compared to what I have seen on this thread, Jessica is starting to look pretty good.
BMT
she always did look pretty good!
The possession of tom38b's account info floats. As in, there are several that possess the key.
Hell I don't even know who's at the controls anymore. To say I have created a monster is not an understatement!!
The theme from jaws is beginning to play over and over in my head.
38B could be a cup size right? Tom264 you best get your butt back here fast. This is tanking.
Evil laugh
Bwoooo-Haaa-Haaa-Haaaaaa!
Tom69 is that you impersonating Tom38B impersonating Tom264?
38B could be a cup size right?
yeah, as in pretty big around for such little cups
LMAO!!
38B's with a red wiener. uuuuuuuuuuuk!
This is the real Tom264 and i'm gonna bust some heads!!
Bunch of A-holes!!
Gonna whip out my girl ninja powers!! flailing limbs of fury!! Windmill slappy warior!! Ahhhhhhhh!!!!
Noooo!!!
Don't scratch me Tom!!!
Sweet! I love a good chick fight.
I'm sleeping with a loaded weapon tonight.
First deer kill tomorrow at sunset. Guaranteed. Already seen him. But I ain't wearing loafers.
This is all I can think about now!
I would too if I were you!
ironeagle84 found and posted a picture of
tom34B
That isn't a picture of me you brute!
MagMArc posted a picture of me!
Oh T LEE I see you like kitties too!
byc are you thinking of me with that loaded weapon?
byc are you thinking of me with that loaded weapon?
This is not really byc. He's been hi-jacked. Weapon and all.
must be a costume party here
Do you boys think if I tuck in my tootsie roll that I'll have a chance with isaac?
I wish I didn't have to tuck it in all the time, it's just like a big clit.
oh good lord what have I done????
I am glad my parents didn't have me cut when I was born. Bean flicking in a vulva, just on a larger scale.
oye!!
It's got completely feral!! I just got a PM from... it.
It's got completely feral!! I just got a PM from... it.
Feral, oh pleaaaaase girlfriend. One night and your poop chute will match your hat size.
oh god help me!!!!
Is that a pic of you Yankee Devil....Your hot baby!
This has gotten too funny. I almost spent this time doing something productive.
I have some toys, I can come over?
It's got completely feral!! I just got a PM from... it.
Feral, oh pleaaaaase girlfriend. One night and your poop chute will match your hat size.
Bad Santa quote "When I get through with you, you wont S**T right for a week"
how many tom38b's are online anyways???
oh baby it's gett'n hottttt! in heeeyah!!
Ok, Ok, I've got it figured out. It's really Mrs ND putting us on, right?
We now return you to our regularly scheduled program.
Mrs. ND isn't packin what I am Grizzly...
grrrr, ruff , ruff
You sexy man you.
What are you insinuating Barty boy? You want to be my guy?
Ok, Ok, I've got it figured out. It's really Mrs ND putting us on, right?
I figger its Ingwe accessing the 'net (and creating a new character) though his cell phone.
Either that, or Tom264 is really f'ed up.
BMT
just don't think too hard about it because it's really wayyyy more complicated than that!
Geez and I thought Jessica was mean!
He's wearing the Gimp mask right now, I'll let him out later...
What are you insinuating Barty boy? You want to be my guy?
Maybe...
Ok, Ok, I've got it figured out. It's really Mrs ND putting us on, right?
I figger its Ingwe accessing the 'net (and creating a new character) though his cell phone.
Either that, or Tom264 is really f'ed up.
BMT
It's a woman. A dude would never live this down. Well maybe Dave or Les would. BTW where is Les?????????
I figger its Ingwe accessing the 'net (and creating a new character) though his cell phone.
Either that, or Tom264 is really f'ed up.
BMT
Oh, sure, if I log off for just a little while, I get blamed for schitt...
Speaking of "log off" Tom38b...you are postin like you are still packin....
Ingwe
You know it baby!
Wher is that Jeff O. He needs some man love bad...
What are you insinuating Barty boy? You want to be my guy?
Maybe...
OOoooh Dudes...this HAS gotten weird, let me drink a little more...I'll be right back....
Ingwe
I am not ingwe...I am me! O Jeff where are you?
I am not ingwe...I am me! O Jeff where are you?
Identity Crisis,....Ive heard about that in these cases...
Ingwe
go gators indeed, I have a headache.
I sure hope tom264 gets his crappy computer fixed pretty soon so we can get back to normal here...
Schitless....
Don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight...
Ingwe
as am I.... what have we done?
I mean you all... not so much me...
G'night tom38b's
how ever many of you there are out there.....
Its all your fault ND...it started out as a joke...as a little retribution....
And it has turned into...
The RECKONING.....
Ingwe
You guys need to have a sleepless night after creating a monster like "it"!
Whaddaya mean "us guys"???
You're involved too.....
Don't be playin the "innocent bystander" when the "Reckoning" hits the fan...
Ingwe
Dave-O---You need to get to the Beat the Penguin thread fast. That thing you created is starting to creep out into other areas.
Whaddaya mean "us guys"???
You're involved too.....
Don't be playin the "innocent bystander" when the "Reckoning" hits the fan...
Ingwe
I have no idea what the hell you are talking about...
dang it, dave...
my wife wants to know what i been grinning and laughing about all day... not sure that i want her to see this thread.....
for sure don't wanna try and explain...
This is the first Halloween that I have ever been this scared.
This is the first Halloween that I have ever been this scared.
I ain't skeered. . . . . . .
Still and all, I'm sleepin' with my eyes open tonight . . . . . . .
BMT
I'd say it was HG again, except she's been huntin' and bubble-bathin' all day.. but my Spidey-Sense is tinglin'...
go gators indeed, I have a headache.
I sure hope tom264 gets his crappy computer fixed pretty soon so we can get back to normal here...
Maybe we need to take up a collection and get him/her a new one. What the H am I saying, that's what started this.
Hey guys, I just got back from jail, after Elk hunting at the NC Zoo. Who left their Bible here?
Hmmm, a lot of crazy stuff going on.
If I was going to shoot something at the zoo, it would be those schitt throwing monkeys.
That would Tom38B's, you know she is all about conversion these days!
That would be Tom38B's, you know she is all about conversion these days!
You know it!!
"Jesus is just alright with me! Jesus is just alright oh yeah!!"
If I was going to shoot something at the zoo, it would be those schitt throwing monkeys.
I've never seen that particular phenomena...
Do you suppose they only throw schitt at you JM???
Kinda like us....
Ingwe
That would be Tom38B's, you know she is all about conversion these days!
You know it!!
"Jesus is just alright with me! Jesus is just alright oh yeah!!"
Ohhhh Jeeez man...I haven't even had breakfast yet...
And now I'm not gonna....
The last time I tried to find Web-fu like that, my computer immediately got infected...
Guess some of us just naturally know how to navigate "those" kind of sites....
Ingwe
That would be Tom38B's, you know she is all about conversion these days!
You know it!!
"Jesus is just alright with me! Jesus is just alright oh yeah!!"
Pass the eye bleach . . . . .
How about a red-hot poker I can gouge out my eyes with??
If I was going to shoot something at the zoo, it would be those schitt throwing monkeys.
I've never seen that particular phenomena...
Do you suppose they only throw schitt at you JM???
Kinda like us....
Ingwe
They only throw it at humans, so I can see why this has never happened to you.
OUCH!
Ingwe
If this thread had a dancing midget and some real dark base guitar music we'd have "Twin Peaks the sequel or whatever happened to Tom264?"?
What have you guys done????
I just got here,
Seriously.
Dave,
Can I have that lever action rifle you showed me the other day.
I have a feeling you won't be needing it anymore...
Well once again I'm just getting back to the fire from another crossdressing issue unrelated to the first.
Let me tell you something I HATE SPANDEX!
And Dave too..............
Wifes going to get it on and do her magic to me so I may not be on here tonight.
ps- I haven't read the thread Dave started about me cause I couldnt get past the first pic of me, I wonder how he got it.
Dave,
Can I have that lever action rifle you showed me the other day.
I have a feeling you won't be needing it anymore...
you have to be more specific... I have many, and one out at john barsness's place that he has to ship when he gets back from his mulie hunt... you can't have that one tho.... it's goes to my 5 year old... when he turns 10..... which i will hopefully be alive for if i survive the night here
You'll be fine. There is a pattern to JM wanting our guns when bad things happen. He must be the mastermind behind all of this!
you have to be more specific... I have many, and one out at john barsness's place that he has to ship when he gets back from his mulie hunt... you can't have that one tho....
John Moses: I'll be watching JBs place for him while he is gone..
I'll hook you up...
Ingwe
Thanks man!
Oh Dave,
I'd like one of those BBQ pits as well. If Tom is reading this, Please wait and kill him after he finishes my pit, but before I have to pay fo it.
JM
The hit list for this would need a roll of toilet paper to fit 'em all!!
Rick asked me to help him investigate this whole thing.
We will release a statement sometime this weekend.
The hit list for this would need a roll of toilet paper to fit 'em all!!
You do exist! I thought a chupacabra or tom264B got ya!
I think there will be a cover-up...
Ingwe
I think there will be a cover-up...
Ingwe
For sure! It has already started, Lee24 is engineering it.
lee24 is our savior... i'm waiting for a picture that will free us all from guilt....
he says he's gonna post it....
lee's gonna post a pic....
chit.
we're all dead men.
Didn't Tom264 always have pink/red hair??
What did I miss?
Will we face a firing squad of SC 375s?
If that pic VAnimrod posted of Lee24 was really him,
That ol' boy is packing some man tiddies too.
Will we face a firing squad of SC 375s?
that's a big scope lee!
muss be a fiddy!!
If that pic VAnimrod posted of Lee24 was really him,
That ol' boy is packing some man tiddies too.
obviously a um... safari express I would say?
that's a big scope lee!
muss be a fiddy!!
European no doubt.
lee24 is our savior... i'm waiting for a picture that will free us all from guilt....
Ingwe
The hit list for this would need a roll of toilet paper to fit 'em all!!
You do exist! I thought a chupacabra or tom264B got ya!
No Chupas up here. a Wendigo mebbe, but not much else. Waitin' to see the body count!!
Oh hell,
I can't breath. LMAO!
Oh hell,
I can't breath. LMAO!