BELLEVUE, Wash. -- The battle over bikini baristas has now hit the boiling point in the city's Crossroads neighborhood.
An espresso stand featuring scantily-clad women opened quietly over the weekend, but it didn't stay quiet for long.
Knotty Bodies is in the parking lot of a Chevron station on NE 8th Street -- 30 feet from a kids park, not that far from several schools. If you don't catch a glimpse of how they're dressed inside the hut, the sign outside should tip you off.
"It's called 'Knotty Bodies,' so I mean, you can't accidentally drive up here with your children and not know what to expect," said manager Lisa Coughron. But neighbor Alison Scott says this espresso stand is pretty much a fishbowl that's clearly visible to anybody.
"And you can see it from all the angles," she said. "This is a pretty busy intersection; you can see it as you drive by."
And she says their attire is just over the top.
"I've seen G-strings; the back is showing -- it's not just the beach, it's lingerie, so it's different. It's a little more seductive," Scott said.
She says she's discussed it with her kids.
"I think it influences little kids that don't know better," said her 14-year-old son Connor. "And it's just something that shouldn't be around little kids."
Allison Scott says it'll keep them from going to the newly renovated park that sits along side.
"My biggest concern is my tax dollars went into a million dollar renovation and my children can no longer go to the park because it's right next to this," she said.
But Coughron doesn't buy it: she says the window is intentionally facing away from the park and the street.
"I think it's funny that it's been such a big deal since we moved here," she said. "You'd think there are bigger things to make a fuss about.
and which one of you jabronis keeps inserting guy pix in here? that's just freaking gross. not a one of them with even a hint of a beer belly! what kind of woman is gonna go for that bullchit?
Here she is in a video. I haven't heard from anyone who talked to her in a LONG time. She definetly blossomed after high school. She wasn't bad but she wasn't even the hottest girl in school by a long shot.
and you wonder why you get blamed for some things....
Ingwe
Not really....
Found this one looking for Fat Chicks in Bikinis. Prolly a photoshop job, but I'd boink the real Sarah just on principle (even if she has a cavernous vaj with monster meat curtains)
and you wonder why you get blamed for some things....
Ingwe
Not really....
Found this one looking for Fat Chicks in Bikinis. Prolly a photoshop job, but I'd boink the real Sarah just on principle (even if she has a cavernous vaj with monster meat curtains)
Least the bastard in the backs drinkin a Schlitz....
and you wonder why you get blamed for some things....
Ingwe
Not really....
Found this one looking for Fat Chicks in Bikinis. Prolly a photoshop job, but I'd boink the real Sarah just on principle (even if she has a cavernous vaj with monster meat curtains)
If giving the chance, I would horse F**k her like no tomorrow....even with my wife watching...handcuffed outside to a truck bumper of coarse. After I got done with Sarah, she wouldn't sh*t right for a week.
Interesting how many of these girls are Hispanic. Anyhoo... once upon a time I myself moved down here to devote many hours of free-lance fieldwork on that very topic, after minoring in the general field in Grad School.
Hispanic girls tend to have wider-set breasts than Anglo women, and a wider... um... derrier. We have a bunch of 'em down here.