dude, you married UP

Wife and kids.

I'm the tall handsome one.

Tom, you don't LOOK mean ..........

Brian, you look like Li'l Abner!

What is all the gawd awful red stuff on an otherwise beautiful family, should be Maize and Blue.

Why does it look like all us ugly buzzards married up?

Thats because if you find us guys attractive than your on the wrong website.

Fellow Campfire Members;
I don't seem to have a recent photo of just my better half and I so hopefully one of our crew at a waterfall 4 hours north of here will be OK.


Thanks to John Moses for the thread and thanks to all who have posted photos. It is interesting to put a face to the writing once in awhile.

Have a good week all.

Regards,
Dwayne

This just reaffirms my belief that women don't really care about a guy's looks.

Or brains.

Brian.

Because I like to hit it twice then GTFO before they start nagging.

Brian.

Why does it look like all us ugly buzzards married up?

That's not him, it's a stunt double

The only thing Les has got going for him is that he can lick his eyebrows......

Brian.

????You think Les wuz good lookin'???? So that means both you AND Sheila are blind as batz

It's easy to see that that the Fire is just as I suspected. It's just like Lake Wobegone. The ladies are strong, the men are goodlooking, and all the kids are above average. Life is good.

I know, I'm gonna burn in Hell

So you really don't think Les is a good looking man ?

I sure as Hell don't git no urges to take warm showers in the wee hours with him!!

DANG LES ! I knew your wife was pretty, but hey, your a good looking gentleman....

All I know is that Sassy told me Les was so ugly as a baby that she fed him with a slingshot.

Bart had to have told her he was a lawyer!!

How much did you pay that babe to take a photo with you Bart?

Brian.

All I know is that Sassy told me Les was so ugly as a baby that she fed him with a slingshot.

That ain't no gentleman, that is Les. Him an steelhead look like brothers me thinks.

I always thought Michelle Obama was Les's wet nurse

Yer gonna pay fer that one hbb, and pay dearly you will.

Thanks Lynn, I do appreciate it, Les

Hey watch that stuff, he's much older than me.

Dude.... She's just being nice...

Puhleease Les....she's got to be on her 12th Labatts to be thinking that!

I'll start. Vicki & I.

Puhleease Les....she's got to be on her 12th Labatts to be thinking that!

Or boyfriend

Dude.... She's just being nice...

Is that Nurse Kat's sister Bart?

6 kinds of Kimchee and BulGoGi even

What, fer which comment.

Yeah...but why would you pick Les to be nice to???

Inquiring minds...

Ingwe

About Barts wife.

Inter-species mating attempt I take it?

You cooking or at a Korean restaurant? That is good stuff!

Inter-species mating attempt I take it?

That's disgusting, and bloody well not called for ! You know nothing of that Lady, and that remark was uncalled for !

Jeff_O you always seem to show your lack of manners and true self. Just wondering how the hell you sell real estate. Why don't you follow brookstrange out the door.......nobody cares for you here.

Cool, she does keep you honest too Terry.

That's disgusting, and bloody well not called for ! You know nothing of that Lady !

No wife....Ever again....

We're fair game Jeff, Leave the Ladies out of it man.

JM.

She's beautiful.

Bart is the other species. And I suspect he's a closet homo, too.

No wife....Ever again....

That's pretty funny, coming from an insulting peckerhead like you!

Bite me. If me taking my shots back at you guys bugs you (and I hope it does)... try some Vagasil.

Do us all a favor and leave.

OK, Here's the wife and me.

Bart,

it is good to see you happy again!

Sycamore

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I suspect that your suspicion may come from a unsung desire you have....

I just got hit with the sushi and Sake tab for 8.

[quote=Miss Lynn]]Then I'd have to tease you about your carpet-munching ways!

Why would we use your preferred product of choice? Jeff you are lower than anyone I have ever had the displeasure of meeting in person or cyberspace. You are nothing more than a coward who talks big. Do us all a favor and leave.

And ?

Oh don't YOU start in! Then I'd have to tease you about your carpet-munching ways!

unless you are like Bart or Elkhunter and can dish it out but get all high and mighty when someone gives it back. In which case, *I'll* have fun, but you will get all weepy and tragic like ol' Elkhunter.....

You are lower than snailcrap!

.... and we can have fun tossing crap back and forth.

...unless you are like Bart or Elkhunter and can dish it out but get all high and mighty when someone gives it back. In which case, *I'll* have fun, but you will get all weepy and tragic like ol' Elkhunter.....

Jeff, I'll tell ya what, you ever bring yer chickenschit ass out my way, I woud be glad to knock the everlovin dogcrap right outta you, that is a promise, not a joke! You are lower than snailcrap! You don't ever and I mean ever say crap like that to women, let alone Ladies!

Jeff O, I said I'd never respond to anything you posted quite some time ago. Well, your latest foray into dummassness just made me break my vow.
What you are doing in this thread is beyond unseemly, it's just true low class bullschitt.
You jump into a thread that was started expressly to turn the trend around here in a more pleasant direction and you just have to drop a turd in the punch bowl. Congratulations, what an accomplishment.

And furthermore, if we ever meet, I sincerely hope you are willing to apologize for your behavior. In my world you don't start crap like that with ladies. Leave them out of the smack talking that most guys accept as part of the general "guys being guys".
This is a promise, you will answer for your behavior if we ever meet.

Mark

You really are nothing but low life trash jeff.

Jeff, you wanna see internet tough guy, make trip to the Springs, be glad to show you what an internet tough guy is. Man up an apologize if you have ANY sack what so ever.

You guys post pics of women you think are hot on here and you all enjoy it. When you post pics of yourselves on here, we women enjoy it, mind you we hold back the comments a bit, otherwise, well, you know what I mean....

For crying out loud, smile you hard ass.

What? I am not a piece of meat for you and your lady friends to gawk at!

But anyway, were you talking about me?

Another Internet tough guy. Yawn.

A "more pleasant direction" than WHAT, Mark? Than the nastiness that guys like Bart and Elkhunter routinely stir up? That what you mean? A more pleasant direction than the pack of guys who hound others out of here?

Like YOU care. Didn't see you intervening in any of that ugliness on the side of civility.

So I'm supposed to play nice when azzholes like Bart and Elkhunter don't? [bleep] that. I don't bust ANYONE'S balls unless they repeatadly, publically, bust mine. And if they DO? Game on.

I recommend Vagisil for that sandy clam you seem to have too, Mark. Gonna be a spike in sales of that stuff just from you guys!

uh Oh, My wife just saw the third picture that I put up of us, i gotta go lock myself in my throne room.

Damn! What did I miss?

Just the sort of response I expected from you.
As to your question as to why I didn't call for civility? You must be joking!
I generally try to avoid getting down into the mud, it's not worth my time.
I only responded to your posts to Lynn because it is beyond acceptable. If you would have really read my post you would understand that.

You really mystify me, I don't see how you can enjoy going back and forth with those who find you such a dickweed. Life's too short to spend it playing internet jousting.

BTW, if you really think I'm kidding, I'll be in Bend, OR this spring looking at real estate, want to show me some?

Just to set the record straight....Les' butt sounds more like a Lion or Lioness than I could ever.

Just to set the record straight....Les' butt sounds more like a Lion or Lioness than I could ever.

Because I like to hit it twice then GTFO before they start nagging.

Brian.

If you can hit it twice before that happens, you're a better man than me. Come to think of it, if you can hit it once before the nagging starts...

Fellow Campfire Members;
I don't seem to have a recent photo of just my better half and I so hopefully one of our crew at a waterfall 4 hours north of here will be OK.


Thanks to John Moses for the thread and thanks to all who have posted photos. It is interesting to put a face to the writing once in awhile.

Have a good week all.

Regards,
Dwayne

My wonderful wife beside me, my son, my three daughters and my in-laws.

Well, just in case this thread hasn't completely gone to hell..



Me and The Rib!

Vicki is drop-dead-gorgeous! Which begs the question: what's she doing hanging out with.................oh, never mind......

She's a hottie John. You must be very wealthy!!

Ingwe,

I made up a story about being orphaned at age 1 and having to get a job and raise myself.

Isaac,

You are right. I have hundreds of dollars.

JM.

p.s. Ya'll have 2 of the prettiest wives on here. How is their eyesight?

Isaacs wife is a hottie too...he must have hundreds of dollars as well..

Pam & I, sneaking up on 18 years.

I haven't changed a bit but folks say I've turned her old & gray....

Why is she holding you Pat?

Just pulling yer leg pard.

JM

Va,

Another married up member I see.

Coming up on 20 years together...

Dave,

Give us the little one's nick names one more time. Great pic Pal.

JM

Pam & I, sneaking up on 18 years.

I haven't changed a bit but folks say I've turned her old & gray....

You sir lack any semblance of class. Your actions are both shameful and immature.



...can we hang out and drink beer together?

The dial-up guys are going to HATE this thread.

Ah heck, we gonna throw kids into the mix now? Great pics all. Les

here's another pic of her when her name is just "Killer" shooting my S&W M29-2. These are 245gr. 429244's over 10gr. Unique. Need I say she is deadly with it. I hope someday to get it back.



Mark

Pat...why does that hottie of a wife of yours kep PMing me saying you're gonna be out of town May 20th-24th?? It sucks I can't make the pig hunt!!

Good to know our ladies aren't any cupcakes when it comes to the boomers.

Just for Boob....

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That tat brings back such fond memories!

Good to know our ladies aren't any cupcakes when it comes to the boomers.

Just for Boob....

STG-58?

Seems as though DSA has cashed another check.

Not fair that a professional and very talented photographer gets to post his art of an already very handsome family.

My wife on that trip in Arizona last month. I think she married me because she felt sorry for me (why not, I do )

For above-Well yeah actually but it was done on Imbel upper and lower. Shoots pretty fair.

I did find this old picture from when we were kids.....

From left to right: Grand daughter, Wife of 38 years, Grand Son, Old Goat.

Ain't gonna hurt anything,Dave. Having a total look at all our exemptions and ATM drains are part of life and gives an overall picture. Here's my Chapter 7 gang!

Northern Dave,

Shouldn't your daughter's nickname be "works on trucks?"

Sorry, I don't have a wife or girlfriend (but I'm open for offers) to post.

Jerry

I'm like the one poster said earlier...my wife won't let me post pics of my girlfreind...best I can do is my assistant in the dog biz...



Ingwe

I think I could write off a visit as a "training exercise" for the new dog. Easy to explain to the Chief and wife.....

George

I think I could write off a visit as a "training exercise" for the new dog. Easy to explain to the Chief and wife.....

George

My wonderful wife and me. Next month it will be 38 years.

Suicidal tendencies George??????

No, but death in battle gets me a free ride to Valhalla. If my wife found out there WOULD be a battle .

Longbeardking - 38 years! God bless you both. Can anyone hear top 38 years of marriage. I chalked up 20 years last November!

Mine:

How could she be a "bunch" better looking???


Ingwe

LBK is a heckuva swell guy, and i think his wife is who keeps him on an even keel, plus he is a Savage 99 guy too.

Well we all have our lots' in life....glad to know my other half knows...I did have a choice. I am happy for my choice. He is a good egg.

That picture has always made me smile. LBK, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but it reminds me of seeing my grandparents together years ago.

George

Like a lot of you, it seems that I don't have any pictures of us together.


Anyway, here she is, my wife (whom I've seen naked!)



(C'mon, somebody had to post this...)

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the life of a man living in a dream world....

I gotta get me a wife...

I feel left out. I only have one wife and she won't let me have any girlfriends.

Sooooo ND....

How come Pam looks good in all the photos, and you...


Not so much.....?

Ingwe

Just remembered, I DO have a pic of my wife AND girlfreinds...

y'all seen it before though, I bet..




Ingwe

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Hot, Hot, Hot. I heard Dave wears those type waders without the jeans!!

krp; You done good!!!!

I'll say. Wow!

Of course, WGM didn't do too shabbily, either (if he ever comes back around).

Greenhornet47 and I have been married 42 years in April. Les will have to post a picture for me.

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Both his wife and mom!!

Greenhornet47 and I have been married 42 years in April. Les will have to post a picture for me.

Sorry Boob ... I'm not posting any pics of my mom for you to ogle ...

C'mon Trey, for Scott and I would you?

I don't have any of her shooting guns, but I do of me! Would ya'll like to see 'em?

I'm doing okay. Having surgery tomorrow to see if they can put in a dialysis port. If they can we will finally have some good news for a change.

I should be back home tomorrow night hopefully with a port installed for dialysis. Les will let you know how it goes or if I'm feeling well enough I'll be here.

Don't everyone ask at once...

We had snagged an iceberg and melted bowls into it to serve shrimp at our reception.

I wanna go on record as I think Trey photoshopped that beautiful gurl into his pics!! I HEARD his "performance" at the Pig Hunt and unless she wuz stone deaf, any (sane) woman would have killed him long ago for the snoring

Twin, or younger stunt double, over your shoulder?

My wife learned a long time ago, there is a price to be paid for standing like that in our home.

LMAO!

Ain't that the truth.

My wife learned a long time ago, there is a price to be paid for standing like that in our home.

Yeah, 'cuz you KNEW that she has what it takes to bring a bad dog to heel!!

Nice pic Badger. Welcome to the "Married up Club"

Dave, I'm having to clean up coffee now, Thanks...

Like a lot of you, it seems that I don't have any pictures of us together.


Anyway, here she is, my wife (whom I've seen naked!)








(C'mon, somebody had to post this...)

Good idea John Moses...don't have one of my wife and I together....shes always killin stuff and makin me take the pictures...



Ingwe

Good job Ingwe. Do all the women in Montana look like that?

LBK is a heckuva swell guy, and i think his wife is who keeps him on an even keel, plus he is a Savage 99 guy too.

And a fellow NH Yankee!

That picture has always made me smile. LBK, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but it reminds me of seeing my grandparents together years ago.

George

Me without a hat and Teri just looks good in anything...

Great thread other than the little side track. As with many here I married up. My wife of 23 years and mother of my 5 children.

Well if you look closely at their hands TLEE, she looks to be making an effort to pull away, and is being held against her will..probablly Stockholm Syndrome by now.

Could be captioned "Does this 30-06 make my butt look big?"

I do the same as WGM.
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6 drunken Indians couldn't do the same as Trey.

I do the same as WGM.
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6 drunken Indians couldn't do the same as Trey.

Foxbat...very cool pic. German au-pairs,huh?? They're very popular for 50 year old divorcing men here,too!! Of course, I'm glad you're not there,buddy.

I gotta stir up some schit in Trey's family. There's enough retainers there to put 5 kids through college.

Great thread fellas. Coming back to this after a few hours at the jail changed the colors on my mood ring, pronto like.

I do the same as WGM.
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6 drunken Indians couldn't do the same as Trey.

Foxbat...very cool pic. German au-pairs,huh?? They're very popular for 50 year old divorcing men here,too!! Of course, I'm glad you're not there,buddy.

Alright.......

WGM, Steve_NO, ltppowell, and myself had one of the rooms. SMALL (but comfortable) room, with two sets of bunk beds. Pat took the top rack over WGM on the left side of the room, I took the top rack over Steve on the right side.

Steve neglected to inform Pat or I that WGM snored at all. Even if he had, we'd not have been prepared for it.

To add insult prior to injury, WGM (as we're all prepping for the racks) reaches into his gear and gets out a pair of ear plugs, "just in case someone snores", was his reasoning. Thinking back on it, it was likely to keep him from waking himself (God knows we couldn't wake him).

Everyone climbs into their racks, and WGM turns off the light on the nightstand. Crap, we forgot to hit the ceiling light switch. Steve graciously volunteers to get up and hit the switch, and does so.

Be damned if WGM wasn't asleep and snoring before Steve got back into his rack (almost before the room got dark).

Imagine, if you will, a deer grunt call being overblown by a 5 or 6 year old kid, on every exhale.......................

For the next 6 hours, Pat, Steve, and myself take turns about every 15-20 minutes hitting WGM with pillows, shaking him, rolling him, kicking him, punching him............... All to no avail; he'd shift, and within 60 seconds be right back into the "serenade".

About 0300, Steve gets out of the rack (Pat and I can hear this, as NO ONE - save WGM - has gotten to sleep yet), takes the step or two to WGM's rack and we hear this "WHUMP!"

Steve gets back into his rack, and all is quiet. And, it stays quiet for 30 seconds................. 60 seconds................ two minutes....................... at this point Pat starts chuckling................... all's quiet for three minutes..................... maybe pushing four minutes before I ask Steve:

"Damn, didja kill him?

In a very sleepy calm response:

"[bleep], I hope so."

Pat and I lose it for about 30 seconds................

Before the damned serenade starts again........

I snore, and still hit the sack before the wife, but she comes in, jumps into bed and puts them cold assed feet on me, and I'm wide awake for the next half hour.

Inter-species mating attempt I take it?

Lucky guy Frank!

Mating takes "two",
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I sure wish you didn't post that while I had to look at Bart's face at the same time.

yeah women think screwy

yeah women think screwy

Derby Dude,

Mating takes "two", therefore I read it to include both. As a lady I viewed the comment as vile. Ask your wife, women interpret questions and comments differently quite often....

Lynn

Thanks Dan. You look like your doing pretty good yourself!

Just think, It could have been mine Bob.
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And next to Barts!!

[quote=FVA]

Nice snag Frank. That facial expression is, apparently, the standard for most guys in any "family photo" situation.

George