I shamlessly admit stealing this off another site, because I liked it... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Bush/Cheney '04: This time, elect us!
BU_ _SH_ _!
Bush/Cheney '04: Over a billion Whoppers served.
Bush/Cheney '04: Putting the "con" in conservatism
Bush/Cheney '04: Because the truth just isn't good
enough
Bush/Cheney '04: Apocalypse Now!
Bush/Cheney '04: Compassionate Colonialism
Bush/Cheney '04: Deja-voodoo all over again!
Bush/Cheney '04: Thanks for not paying attention
Bush/Cheney '04: Leave no billionaire behind
Bush/Cheney '04: Making the world a better place, one
country at a time
Bush/Cheney '04: Or else.
Bush/Cheney '04: The economy's stupid!
Bush/Cheney "04: The Asses of Evil
Don't think. Vote Bush!
George W. Bush: It takes a village idiot
George W. Bush: The buck stops Over There>
Bush/Cheney '04: God Save the King!
Vote Bush in '04: "I Has Incumbentory Advantitude"
Vote Bush in '04: Because dictatorship is easier
Vote Bush in '04: It's a no-brainer!
Vote for Bush &You Get Dick!
Bush/Cheney '04: WWJB: Who Would Jesus Bomb?


P.S. If you have read this far, under Section 17
H(2)a.3 of the Patriot
Act, you are under arrest

And one funny addition: Bush/Cheney 1984!

I wonder if the Republicans are clever enough to come up with some good ones for Kerry? Nah....they're too busy believing the party line...(not that I would refer to any ONE poster in particular)_ <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

I didn't know Osama still had his web site. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

He does, it's located in Zimbabwe, I think Bush is going to invade there next, their navy is rumored to have ICBMs tipped with truth serum. The administration is afraid it would be fatal to their plans. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Actually, Mugabe would be a worthwhile target. At least you could hunt there without looking over your shoulder. I would think a reinforced platoon of Marines could cut bait on the Zimbabwean "Army"--I'll forward your suggestion to the White House. Maybe they'll stumble across those damn WMDs <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

I think those bumper stickers would look darn nice with those signs you were offering to send me.

Bush/Cheney '04: Making the world a better place, one
country at a time

I like that one. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

............. Democrybaby .............





Guns don't kill people, abortion clinics kill people!



Un-Hyphenated American for Bush / Cheney 2004.



Bush / Cheney 2004 .... Viva la Election!



Stop voting for Democrats or you'll go blind!



Kerry / Fonda 2004 .... Whatever you believe, we do too!

Rick--I'm sure you can buy them over on Osama's web site, we don't seem to have any here at Bush/Chaney HQ.

Flies,
Damn funny until you think about how true they are. If a democrat had pulled half the crap Bush and Cheney have, he'd be in impeached, and some of the people on this site would be calling for his execution as a traitor. We need another bumper sticker one about Bush's penchant campaigning on the taxpayer's dime. All presidents do it, but this guy has no shame whatsoever about firing up AF-1 and hauling his entorage off to the presidential suite wherever he can be made to look presidential. Ever see what his trip to England to see the Queen cost us? There's a reason no other president made that trip; it was not responsible use of OUR money!

This is not new. Former President Clinton went to Africa and any where else they would let him come. I see nothing that President Bush has done that is remotely impeachable. You may not like him but he has been a good President in a difficult situation. miles

You cant play what if with Clinton, the fact is, we were attacked and many people killed on several occasions and the response was the same in every instance, no response.

Like I said before, this is serious stuff, and it is sad to see the democrats play politics with our nation's security hanging in the balance. When you hate someone, at least have a good reason, so far you dont.....................................

How about--"Make the World Safe for Terrorism--Kerry 2004" or the ever popular (on a North Vietnamese flag background) "Kerry-Fonda 2004--Putting the RED in the Red, White and Blue" or just a picture of Saddam and Osama saying "Kerry, he's our kind of infidel" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
I guess I better get to work copyrighting some of these. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

I don't think that is correct. Didn't he authorize the token launch of a few cruise missiles during Monicagate then say, "oh well, we missed, but we sure showed him not to mess with the U.S." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

You left out "Fire the son of a Bush."

What Clinton would have done doesn't matter, since Eisenhour kept him from being in office when the WTC went down (with the 2-term amendment). The disaster happened on Dubya's watch, and much else, and he's going to have to run on his record.

I don't care what Kerry did in VVAW, at least he served. It doesn't matter what Bush did that year either (not much). Let's just get some leadership for a change. I'd like to vote for a Republican, but none are running.

Think a minute. Would Ike have signed the Patriot Act? Or raided the Treasury to give $ to the idle rich? Or invaded Iraq? Or, for that matter, devoted his campaign to spreading half-truths about his opponent instead of pointing to his accomplishments?

Not a fair comparison I guess. Ike was a veteran.

Muleskinner,

Clinton would have went to see the Queen but he was too busy listening to Monica hum her favorite tune.

Qtip
Soli Deo Gloria!
To God Alone Be The Glory!

This seems a good time to announce that I am the Markley chaiman for the Kinky Friedman for Governor Campaign.I even wrote his campaign song:

Vote for ol' Kinky, why the hell not
He cant do no worse than the one that we've got
He's been a faithful ol' hound,let's throw him a bone
Send Kinky to Austin to leave things alone

He's been pickin' and grinnin' longer than Hank
But he stopped at the bar on the way to the bank
Now the OPRY won't have him'what's he gonna do
Let's give the job to this un-employed Jew

By the time Bush and Kerry get thru with each other,we may just try getting along without a president til 08 and by that time Kinky will have been Governor of Tex long enough to run against Hillary for President.The good thing about Kinky is that you don't have to make up lies to make him look bad.Looks like Bush woulda noticed that about Kerry too.

I'm an independent. That means I expect to get screwed by both parties!

carlos111, whatever you're smoking, it sure ain't doing your brain cells any good.

Carlos, as far as Ike and the Patriot Act, federal (and state) law enforcement in the 1950s routinely engaged in activities far more intrusive than anything the Patriot Act authorizes, and did it without judicial oversight or a provision for aggrieved parties to sue for dmages.