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Posted By: Teal Whats happening to the News? - 05/22/04
I am not talking about spinn here- local news just spent 6-10 mins on SPRAY ON PANTYHOSE. Now I live in the 9th largest city in the us bout 1.4 mil (i think) and they could not find anything better than SPRAY ON PANTYHOSE?

No wonder our children are ignorant of the world around them.

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Where do you apply for a job putting those on?
Posted By: las Re: Whats happening to the News? - 05/22/04
Where do you apply for a job taking them off?
I don't know teal.... As much as I'd like to agree with you here, I'm finding the idea pretty interesting. This could lead to new spray-on women's undergarments.... Think of the possibilities.
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Posted By: Teal Re: Whats happening to the News? - 05/22/04
It was like the 3 or 4th story - right after 2 murders and a car accident - all local nothing really national, and I must say it was one of the better stories done in recent memory. I would like a news broadcast with just that News no human interrest crap.
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Posted By: Teal Re: Whats happening to the News? - 05/22/04
No- but I was under the assumption that a lot of women wear hose so they don't have to shave their legs - now it's gonna be really scarry!
Posted By: T LEE Re: Whats happening to the News? - 05/22/04
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Wonder how long it'll take? You know its gonna happen,... just a matter of time. We'll hear or read that some "dumb criminal" uses it in an attempt to conceal his face!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> .......joken2
During World War Two, silk was no longer available for such crucial applications as enhancing female underpinnings, and nylon was rare. Thus the wide use of a tan liquid swab-on product called "leg makeup." The gals even used a special pencil to draw straight "seams" up the backs of their legs. It was something of a treat for us young lads to watch some of 'em twist and squirm to do the job -- which of course took lots longer than pulling real hose on, fastening the tops to garters, and straightening the seams.

"Spray-on" doesn't strike me as much of an improvement over nylon -- but the "panty hose" part has definite possibilities. I get a chuckle by just imagining the shrieks and facial contortions when that icy spray cloud strikes the more sensitive areas that today's panty hose cover but 1940s hose didn't.
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