What could be a more apropriate supply for the next day out in the woods hunting after a few the night before ???

This :
http://www.cleveland.com/pdq/index.ssf/2010/10/rutt_wipe_lets_hunters_answer.html

The answer to a question never asked and at 5 dollars a roll...........

Yea, but I eat mainly Cheetos in the field and that paper ain't worth a crap.

And what about those camo condoms....for the times you never what to let em see you coming?

White TP in the woods is asking for trouble. Look in the paper towel section at Ace Hardware for a roll of unbleached, unperforated, brown paper hand towels. It's cheap and one roll will last for years.