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Posted By: 270WSMANIC Humor, 270 vs 30/06 - 02/15/11
Some time back I was having at it with some 30/06 buddys. I said you want to talk about power did you ever notice the craters in the moon, Yep they were put there by me and my 270WSM. On another day I told them that I hate letting a half truth stand, and that in truth some of the craters were already there with only the really big ones being mine.
Posted By: T LEE Re: Humor, 270 vs 30/06 - 02/15/11
I did the really big ones with my 30-06! smile smile smile
Posted By: Tom264 Re: Humor, 270 vs 30/06 - 02/15/11
Oh yeah, you know there used to be two moons right?
Posted By: Mako25 Re: Humor, 270 vs 30/06 - 02/15/11
Yeah, well, the moon usta be part of much bigger planet - 'til I chipped it off with my .30-30.
Posted By: Tom264 Re: Humor, 270 vs 30/06 - 02/15/11
Y'all ever hear of the big bang theory??

Its NOT a theory.......

Posted By: Mako25 Re: Humor, 270 vs 30/06 - 02/15/11
Ya oughta see what I done to Jupiter with my "trio-eight". I know how those rings got there.
Posted By: 340boy Re: Humor, 270 vs 30/06 - 02/15/11
Originally Posted by Mako25
Yeah, well, the moon usta be part of much bigger planet - 'til I chipped it off with my .30-30.


So that's what happened to the moon!
Thanks a bunch, Mako.
grin wink
Posted By: Mako25 Re: Humor, 270 vs 30/06 - 02/15/11
You think wind drift is tricky, wait'll ya get a taste of planetary rotations, gravity, weightlessness, etc.

No Sir, a .277 bullet of any construction won't do. Now the thirties - .
Posted By: pa_gus Re: Humor, 270 vs 30/06 - 02/15/11
the 30-30 way over-penetrates on moons
Posted By: jolintaxidermy Re: Humor, 270 vs 30/06 - 02/15/11
You must have used VLD's because they expanded on contact....

joe
Posted By: kenjs1 Re: Humor, 270 vs 30/06 - 02/15/11
Caliber is trivial. For lunar shooting the real question is....Conquest or Leupold?
Posted By: Rock Chuck Re: Humor, 270 vs 30/06 - 02/15/11
I don't dare shoot at the moon. I'd deflate it.
Posted By: 270WSMANIC Re: Humor, 270 vs 30/06 - 02/19/11
Ok how bout a little help from the 270 gang. By the way scintists are always trying to figger out what causes solar flares on the sun? Yep the reason is knowed only by me and my 270.
Also just for the heck of it I once fired my 270 straight into the ground. You guessed it that spot is now the only active volocano in WV.
Posted By: DeerTracker Re: Humor, 270 vs 30/06 - 02/20/11
If I walk up to a creek/river/pond/ocean with my 270, the water will part and I can walk across without getting a drop on my boots.
Posted By: RAS2 Re: Humor, 270 vs 30/06 - 02/20/11
That's because it's LAUGHING at ya. wink
Posted By: tex_n_cal Re: Humor, 270 vs 30/06 - 02/20/11
If space aliens are really here, monitoring the Internet, they are now laughing their asses off...







grin
Posted By: Ready Re: Humor, 270 vs 30/06 - 02/20/11
Originally Posted by Mako25
Ya oughta see what I done to Jupiter with my "trio-eight". I know how those rings got there.


Figures - them Rings are Saturns. They moved when I made it clear it was better fo them with my 6mm Rem.
Posted By: slopshot Re: Humor, 270 vs 30/06 - 02/20/11
Just got a news feed this morning from AlumenGore13 blog:

A 24hourcampfire member's .270 Win. shot caused the recent huge sunspot flare that astronomers reported.

note: The shot was not the WSM version)
Posted By: bcp Re: Humor, 270 vs 30/06 - 02/20/11
The 270 has sure saved me lots of money by not ever needing to buy any more ammunition after my modification.

Upon firing, a spring-loaded cartridge shoots a 20 inch wooden dowel out the muzzle for about 4 inches. A small flag then unrolls. On the flag it says in large letters "270 Winchester." Deer up to 400 yards away fall in their tracks, DRT.

And, no damaged meat.

Bruce
My 30-06 is so powerful that I have to be careful when I shoot it Eastward because it will stop the rotation of the earth.

Alan
Posted By: EddyBo Re: Humor, 270 vs 30/06 - 02/20/11
My 06 is of the AI version and moon craters aint nothin, mine will put craters in ur anus.
Posted By: norm99 Re: Humor, 270 vs 30/06 - 02/20/11
[quote=Alan_R_McDaniel_Jr]My 30-06 is so powerful that I have to be careful when I shoot it Eastward because it will stop the rotation of the earth.

Alan
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shootin south to bring on summer grin need my 250-3000 laugh
Posted By: alpinecrick Re: Humor, 270 vs 30/06 - 02/20/11
Originally Posted by 270WSMANIC
Some time back I was having at it with some 30/06 buddys. I said you want to talk about power did you ever notice the craters in the moon, Yep they were put there by me and my 270WSM. On another day I told them that I hate letting a half truth stand, and that in truth some of the craters were already there with only the really big ones being mine.



I thought this was gonna be about 270W vs 30-06......270WSM's don't count. See the 270 Weatherby............ grin




Casey
Posted By: BGunn Re: Humor, 270 vs 30/06 - 02/20/11
My .270 is why you can't see the back side of the moon...

I accidentally shot it away back in '52 when I wasn't watching where I was aiming...
Posted By: Mr_TooDogs Re: Humor, 270 vs 30/06 - 02/20/11
Little known fact that the '06 was developed before 1906.

Early testing is why the dinosaurs went to be extinct.
Posted By: 270WSMANIC Re: Humor, 270 vs 30/06 - 02/20/11
Since its rumered that the earth is round, in the unlikely event you should miss a deer by holding to high with a 270 duck down and get out of the way, the bullet will be back real quick. Also it will have dropped the inch or so for a kill on that monster buck on the next pass.
Posted By: 270WSMANIC Re: Humor, 270 vs 30/06 - 02/20/11
Originally Posted by BGunn
My .270 is why you can't see the back side of the moon...

I accidentally shot it away back in '52 when I wasn't watching where I was aiming...

I wondered who done that I was only 1 back in '52 and all my parents would let me have was a 30/06 so I couldn't hurt my self you know.
Posted By: BGunn Re: Humor, 270 vs 30/06 - 02/20/11
I have to confess...

Back in 2006 I was careless with the .270 a second time.

Now Pluto is no longer a planet. I better stop using those Nosler Partitions, the way they over penetrate..
Posted By: Rock Chuck Re: Humor, 270 vs 30/06 - 02/20/11
Old timer gunfighters used to wear elk skin vests. Why? Because Colt had invented a 270W six gun. In a gun fight, the bullets would see elk hide and just fall to the ground.
Posted By: fish head Re: Humor, 270 vs 30/06 - 02/20/11
Originally Posted by tex_n_cal
If space aliens are really here, monitoring the Internet, they are now laughing their asses off...
grin


They were here ............... circling the planet in space ships................

but I took em' out .....................

With an ought six. smile
Posted By: 270WSMANIC Re: Humor, 270 vs 30/06 - 02/23/11
Almost forgot, Their starting to use the '06 with 220grainers for anistedic in surgery. A quick shot up side the head and they know you will be out for 20 min. or so and wake up with no side effects. I know I can't spell for chit.
Posted By: T LEE Re: Humor, 270 vs 30/06 - 02/23/11
SPOT ON!
Posted By: Plinker Re: Humor, 270 vs 30/06 - 02/23/11
I'm reporting the whole lot of you poachers! None of you have made mention of having a moon hunting tag!






grin




The 308 Winchester is the reason the dinosaurs are extinct.
Posted By: Whelenman Re: Humor, 270 vs 30/06 - 02/23/11
Both of them are little brothers to the WHELEN. Nuff said!
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